How it is to have a gf?

how it is to have a gf?

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Worse than having one, go asexual

I want to know, bump.

You get sex sometimes and that's pretty cool.

It's good I get sex every day but she is a normie so there's a communication barrier

The greatest times when you guys both have good moments, and the worst when you both have bad ones.
Having a girlfriend isn't like having a drivers licence, dog, or new TV.
Having a girlfriend means having someone that you need to nurture and develope yourself with.

I got a crazy GF i met from Sup Forums a few years back.
It has it's pro's and con's..

I want to fuck her, I bet she's wild in the sack

Its awesome sex everyday blowjobs at least 4 to 5 times a month. Sometimes i get bored and dream of an affair but i dont want to cheat more of a sexual thing.

expensive, complicated and stress full

I fucking love limbal rings on blue eyes, so pretty

She's.cute

Pro-tip: don't date hoes from Sup Forums

It's like dealing with a child.... That you can fuck.... Without getting arrested

It's like having a monkey that you occasionally get to fuck.

This

2 scenarios

>wow i like you and you like me
>spend time and have fun
>sex all the time
>time passes
>stop having tons and tons of sex
two paths possible

Path 1:
>get bored because no sex
>cant cooperate together
>argue over little things because no sex/contact
>break up


Path 2:
>no sex but still doing fun things and enjoying company
>sex is secondary because you are hanging out with a best friend
>still get handjobs and sex is pretty nice when it happens, more elaborate things are done in bed for those occasions too (bi-weekly sex or so)
>able to get over arguments and help each other
>pretty good if you are here in this side of the relationship

I don't think so :/

Doesn't last long. After awhile the vast majority of girls jsut stop putting out.

Ive only met one girl with a bigger sex drive then me and she was a hoe. You don't date hoes.

It's great most of the time.


Now losing one is a different story...

Sounds a lot like a child.

a little late for that.
she actually tried banning me from Sup Forums because of the porn webm breads, then gave me a black eye and smashed my laptop when she caught me on it. she's crazy, i got a bunch of stories

The distance makes it so well worth it when I see her finally. Last time I saw her was last month, before that a year ago.

I just control the relationship, she knows she has to keep me happy to keep me.

Post the story then lad, starting with how you met her.

A man i really respect(my boss)said the first time she says no find a new woman. Hes fucked well over 100 women, ive only had 11 but i know enough not to stay with girl that doesnt put out.

It won't magically make you happy, just marginally less lonely, depending on how good the relationship is.

How the hell would we know. We're forever alone virgins just like you.

That's my kind of chick.

It's alright it all depends on how much you can get away from them when you need to. If they want to be with you every second of every day it's fucking torture, otherwise, you get sex, nobody looks down on for being single, and you always have someone to do shit with.

>asexual
NO ONE IS ASEXUAL YOU RETARDED FUCKSTICK. HUMANS REPRODUCE SEXUALLY. EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK ANYONE YOU DON'T REPRODUCE BY BUDDING, YOU CUM GUZZLING GONARD.

MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELF.

Getting and having a GF is great.
Just don't make the mistake of "dating" for more then a year and her becoming a "wife".
A "wife" is not something you want.

honestly dude ,
it's great when it's good and awful when it's bad

currently im dating a girl 100/10 whenever we go anywhere people stare her down , creep dudes post missed connections about her on Craigslist saying they saw her at her job and it's pretty exhausting i try not to care but it gets to me at times

used to fuck all the time some good bdsm shit now it's not as often but it's still good , fight once or twice a week and my only real complaint is that she makes dumb decisions sometimes and can be a bitch but if you find a girl who makes you want to see the rest of the world and continue on its worth all the dumb shit but please if you can learn anything before you get into a relationship it's to put your big ass ego to the side or you'll fuck things up fast and communicate fag

bretty gud

>Be both madly in love
>You make out, start hangs out a lot
>She says se love you more than everything
>Say she will be here forever
>Say we'll be happy
>Say she miss her ex and break up with you
>Feeling a void the rest of your days
>End up planning suicide

Pic Related. I miss her so fucking much.

can't turn a hoe into a house wife hoes don't act right

i want her to be my gf

Holding onto my gf extra tight now
We're both sorry for you, nigger

na not worth it

how hard is it to find a female that wants to fuck and that's all

Asexuality exists because of an abnormality in the brain that causes a human to not want to reproduce.

What are you so angry about? We need more asexuals considering this huge ass overflowing population

What ?

ASEXUAL IS ALREADY A FUCKING SCIENTIFIC TERM, SHITSTAIN. THINGS THAT CAN REPRODUCE BY BUDDING OR MITOSIS ARE ASEXUAL. HUMANS, NO MATTER WHAT MENTAL ILLNESS THEY HAVE CANNOT DO THIS.

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I thought that was why gay people exist

This girl is cute in a weird way, that's weird

Over rated, all through highschool all I wanted was a girlfriend that would always be with me. 4 years of dealing with 1 crazy chick pretty much makes me wish I killed myself. Left her. Single and get to do what I want.

what about clones
is that not asexual human reproduction?

>We need more asexuals considering this huge ass overflowing population

Wont be enough, we need actual tangible eugenics programs.

Still requires sperm and egg.

You can't cut off a dude's arm and grow a dude from it.

Its a whole other thing that you have to deal with.

Its a burden. They are less sexually horney than guys and bleed 4-6days a month. So for maybe 4-6 days a month maybe of sex you get an overly emotional economic leech who maybe has a job and maybe will give you some kids then divorce raep hou and fucking ruin you life its not worth it bro trust me.

its okay

More work than it's worth. For me anyway, my ex laid on the bed like a fucking corpse when we had sex, so I got out of that quickly.

>are you me OP

You theoretically could
DNA is present in all cells of the body
it's how hair/nail/fluid samples can be used to find criminals

Ever played a vidya without the controller plugged in? Similar to that.

postem

depends on who they are and how they suit ya really, rn tho honestly it's the best thing in the world. The best sex ever on demand because there's proper communication,cuddles all the fucking time and just general better life. But don't just latch onto any girl like make sure they're good for you or it will be living hell

Nope. Not even a little.

While all of a human's DNA is in ever cell, the hormones and activation enzymes aren't. Plus, those cells will recognize cells nearby and become more arm cells rather than shoulder, internal organs, etc.

awesome

truth
could regrow all the tissues with the aid of stemcells
but theres gonna be a lot of vital parts of the body missing

>You get sex sometimes
...and this is why being gay is far, far superior you baby factories.

He's right.

Having a girlfriend is like babysitting an autistic child who throws a shit fit anytime you disagree with its horribly wrong opinions and won't fuck you unless you buy it chocolate and jewelry.

Having a wife is like marrying that autistic child and then spending the next 20 years trying to grow the balls to fucking kill yourself.

But you're still a faggot..

you wot mate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_(sheep)
a somatic cell and an egg were used. that means there was no sperm

Sounds like you're just retarded around girls and can't learn how to compromise

I would be gay if it was my choice

Sex is good, everything else is SHIT. Fapping is best.

Sounds like you just made a choice.

Am own gf

works well :3

men aren't cute at all though

My first "love" ruined me... No matter hoy beautiful the grill is, no matter how sweet she is , no matter how much she spoiles me like a king, I just cant top my first "love"... She haunts me. No matter how many girls I fuck it's all sub par compared to her... My current gf spoils me treats me better than any of my other gfs(even the one) she loves me but as hard as I try and hope I can't return the feelings

Please stop raping my eyes with your words, bigot.

You're obviously a virgin.

If you weren't, you'd know that the "compromise" in any relationship is you conceding to her demands.

Come back when you're not 14 and know how a relationship actually works.

Good job Okonkwo. Put them in their place.

Compromise? Bitch I have one life to live, I am not compromising anything for anyone. Fuck relationships. It's a prison for bitches who can't control their biological natures.

You can always condition yourself to it, starting with traps and working with less convincing trap, and go from there.

Femboys are.

it's called having a hormone imbalance, has fuckall to do with reproduction, anyone claiming to be asexual needs to go see a doctor

I'm in my 30's and have never wanted children at any point in my life, and am always horny af

Jesus fucking christ, it's a misnomer, who gives a shit. Do you flip your shit when people call a digital movie a "film"?

Asexual reproduction is a term, Asexual is a term as well. They are not the same

You sound like a bitch

>brain abnormality
>not wanting to reproduce

You are literally retarded if you believe this.

I don't want to reproduce, but that doesn't stop me from fucking women.

I got a vasectomy when I was 28. Best thing I ever did. Fuck kids.

That's not a brain abnormality, that's being smart and not getting chained to a succubus who will just eventually leave you for a nigger and smoke crack with your child support payments.

>Femboys are.
user I don't want to go to jail

Lol step back from your high horse and look in the mirror dude. You're gonna be a lot happier with your life if you just open up
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I get your point, but you can still be an adult and a femboy. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

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Well my suicide attempt probably would have happened 4 years sooner if I didn't have my gf

>compromise
>women

You can compromise with women
You can feel like you've given and taken a fair share
But women are NEVER satisfied

They are hardwired to be selfish, jealout and want more and more and more
This works out will in terms of evolution and raising a child, but makes life suck if you are a man

Solution: Prostitutes

Lol. beta cuck. assert dominance. dont let the pussy control you.

>faggot logic
>mfw

tfw no gf

Happier if I open up? Are you fucking insane? I am not giving control of my life to anyone else. Also you don't know me. I am much happier keeping the parasites off my neck.

My girlfriend is largely miserable. When she's in a bad mood she tends to not keep it to herself. She finds things to complain about on a daily basis.

i know right?

This has never happened with me and my girlfriend, if we disagree we compromise and move on,everyones happier.
But this isn't the place to discuss such a topic OP
most of Sup Forums are just depressed cunts who want to be pessmistic about everything and call everyone faggots.
If you wanna learn about relationships look here
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>implying I do any of that shit

Read between the lines nigga. Sometimes you gotta let the teenagers know what they're in for if they listen to the single mother that raised them to be emo little fags.

That's what bitches do. They are never happy. Fuck em and leave me.

Because all women do this. You are a fucking loser who hangs out with loser ass women apparently

you sound like a depressed bitter and angry little man. Feel bad for you, fam.