We come up with super powers and anons limit them

We come up with super powers and anons limit them.

I'll start: I can turn into a plane.

You can't crash into things

...

>You have no landing gears.
I have the ability to alter memories.

You're blind

except any to do with yourself

i can pull anything of any size from my pockets

You have to shove anything you pull out of ur pocket up ur ass

I can breathe fire

You can't burn anything.

I can run fast enough to break the sound barrier

It fucking hurts.

I can spit acid.

You aren't flame retardant

It breaks your legs each use.

I can fart sonic booms

I can turn into OP

You can't stop running.

I can turn invisible.

You crap your pants each time

everytime you breathe you breathe fire with a high risk of burning yourself in the process.

I can control time and space.

The scent covers a spread of many miles, at least 50-100. It also could possibly rupture your anus

Your neil degreaser tyson

I can orgasm anytime

Whatever you change in the past is permanent, and can't be changed by going back and stopping yourself from changing said thing.

I can freeze time and move freely for a while

You bleed instead of cumming.

Everytime you do, your genitals shrink until they stop existing. Also when they're gone your orgasms are gone.

I have a giant cock

But you have to think of giving a donkey oral in order to do it.

You get defeated by Jotaro, who also can do that.

For an Asian

only for as long as you can hold your breath

You can't commit a crime.

I can teleport.

You have a small everything else

but you are only 3/5 of a person

But you suffer from vertigo and having no sense of sight.

Photons can't reach your retina anymore, so you're as blind as Anne Frank

You can only fuck other planets

You cannot remember how to do it

i have all powers ever conceived

unstable teleportation may occur, resulting in the loss of structural integrity of your body's molecules.

Only teleport while underwater to another underwater location.

oooh man, brutal

fair enough

I can turn invisible

>You age twice as fast when time is frozen.
I can read other people's thoughts

Your the greased up deaf guy from family guy

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They all cancel each other out and you die trying to maintain them all.

I can harness the power of lightning and electricity, conjuring it into weapons and items, or hurling it like Zeus

You can't control any of them, they turn on and off at random.

only while your fapping

when you use one, the others get insanely jealous, play with your emotions, nag at you and bring you to powers counseling twice a month

Your head gets bigger each time you read someone's mind.

I always get trips or higher

I can fuck any girl I want to concentualy without getting in trouble or catching stds

They can read yours.

You melt your mouth every time you spit it

I can breath under water

WELL FUCKING DONE M8

You have seizures because of the strain on your nervous system

You stay invisible forever once you turn.

I'm literally Batman

nice
one of the powers would bypass that
well played

But you're a nigger

That's better, faggo

Rachel died cuz of you
> RACHEL!

No one can see my fapping and I can go into changing rooms. Worth

Can't breath air

every time you do you go perma-flaccid for a year

you're very vulnerable to water, which can short you out.

Good

>You are literally a humanoid bat.

My dick can turn into an industrial drill.

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But you're a Nigger

You have to remove one of your testicles each time.

Coz you already have them all

And that's a bad thing?

You have to plug it into a socket to charge it

You are OK...

You cant use your lungs

Nice. Would still fuck Emma Watson

The power to die any time you think about killing yourself creates a paradox because you also have the power of immortality. If you think about yourself dying, then time and space cave in around you and you cease to exist.

sex is impossible as you kill your partner the moment it's in a orifice. Also masturbation destroys your hand.

>you're as blind as Anne Frank
>blind
>Anne Frank

Wat

9/11 bait (protip "nine out of eleven")

Turn every person into the race they hate the most

If I'm out of balls? Could get crazy money from epic pornos so I could just get pills and implants.

You turn into a nigger

Pretty sure he mixed up Hellen Keller with Anne Frank kek

Do you even Clerks II bro

Including yourself

Everyone is black

fuck, man

see

Chaos everywhere. Wars, famine, disease, and you're in the middle of it all.

Yourself included.

I can cum at will, I can shoot as much cum as I like, and my orgasms are 100x better.

Your semen expands in/on your partner, drowning them or making them explode. Also you have to clean that shit up.

You have no legs.

you cum lava which burns your dick off.

I can read people's minds and Inception the shit outta them (basically Prof. X)

The power to control the minds of women without them remembering they were ever under control.

Your a pot belly pig

only into bathrooms

i have super senses and reflexes

I can use any weapon I touch perfectly.

I'm mixed race of black, arab and white i don't mind any

Anything I wish for happens It doesn't have to be verbal, I can just think of it and it happens.

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