I found a dead bird. Whoever makes me hard gets to choose what I do with it and I want timestamp

I found a dead bird. Whoever makes me hard gets to choose what I do with it and I want timestamp

Fuck it

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i'm vegan

would help if we knew what you were into

rollin for put in blender with milk and drink

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well it is OP...

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Bite it's head off Ozzy style.

but if that's not ya think I got this as well

Bite it's flipping head off!

good point

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plot twist, OP is a woman

is that doge

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Bury it

yeah, looks like a husky too

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Cook it, bird taste like chicken.

Nut on Dat bird

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furfaggotry work?

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Do I for hur niqqa

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OP NUT ON DAT BIRD U SPAZZING FAGGOT.

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Jesus Christ that food really cut his dick off.

Same fetish?

Twist it's head off and squeeze the blood into a cup then drink it

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How does he piss?

urethral reroute i would assume