/brit/

white gf edition

talking to the sexy gyal in my life who is not my gf

funny how just talking to one of them makes me so much happier, what a pathetic runt I am

don't want a job hey
only want death

>watches x-men once

thoughts?

wow, what a great story!
*looks at watch*

The once mighty French Bulldog, now a sad imitation of what it once were.

TOP CEC BRE

why no black gf

girls that black always have weird white powdery shit on their skin and downy fluff on their backs, bit like shagging father ted

Lads, what's the cut-off point for a uni's rankings

Do not apply to one ranked past #50?

...

why is a subhuman slav making our threads for us?

'ello gov'na

I really hate the French lads

that's ash mate

YYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

good lad

bad lad

look again, that's the paraguay flag

willy looked absolutely massive earlier today

Did NOT look again because I am ALWAYS right, and your attempts to fool me with NOT bear any fruit.

no

haven't showered in 38 hours

most overrated swans album desu

That's a funny coincidence, I'm showering right now

t. got caught shoplifting at the chevy dealership

are you naked and wet? x

i clean myself with olive oil and a strigil

i wash myself with a rag on a stick

Youth chili cookoffs

high quality olive oil?

sauce

Nah wearing my high cut one piece as usual

above average girth
average length (6.5")

could be worse

Huddersfield University is the ultimate cut off point

anything worse than that and you shouldn't bother

I failed my driving test. I had one fucking minor for hesitation, but because I took one roundabout too fast I failed

I'm unbelievably pissed off

>81st
Hmm, so anything before that should be alri

overrated? it's got one of the lowest ratings for all of their albums

I'm a part of what some people call the "alt-right" and it feels punk as fuck. It feels like an actual counter culture, or rebellion against the PC culture that dominates American colleges.

>that necklace

ah yes, american colleges

nobody cares

>68388595
'dora bait

Me too. All the people around me at uni do is drink and fuck. Way too PC.

Being part of the alt-right is just as bad as being part of pc culture you mong.

It's also gay as fuck to identify yourself as part the altright

ah yes american unis

>tfw addicted to looking at fb profiles of girls from high school who dye their hair and get piercings and blog daily about depression and shit
please help me

imagine being this indoctrinated

Do you at least fap to them?

I wish I could find a piece of shit like this to turn into a gf

I'm above average looking but I have a shit personality so I have to go for these bottom feeders

me too lad

>A*AA
economics looks difficult haha

what about the ones who do that but also have children

really surreal watching people have teen angst in their 20s when they literally have a five year old child to look after

*unleans white skin*

whu-what is this covering my bones??

commie slags: the advanced edition

aisha seems to have deactivated ;(

Don't forget he's black, must count for something.

legitimately cried when they made us read bridge to terabithia in year 8

Add me on sc lads
Iceredneck

Hmm... liberals have poor relationships with their parents
Conservatives have good relationships with their parents
What do you think??

yeah i hate reading too

no, they disgust me
couldn't bring myself to do it
you and me both lad
brother
too young for that yet but in the next few years they'll start showing up I'm sure

Remember that everyone is atleast 20% less attractive than they think they are xx

seems true enough, my sisters are both bleeding hearts and they moved out at 16 while i still live with my mum at 22

do you post nudes?
makes me think you should go to Sup Forums

Well I think I'm ugly

Add me and see :)

umm I've been independently rated at around 7.5-8.5/10 by women sweetie x

helps that I'm 6'4 and jacked as well (Yes, I did invent that pasta)

Liberals aren't massive benders
Conservatives are massive benders
really gets the gears turning

wouldn't go that far. certainly people who have poor relationships with their parents are more likely to be liberal or sjw types. doesn't mean that's a common characteristic for the majority of liberals

He has a new belt?

How ugly?

When I look in the mirror I thin I look like a 5/10 so I'm most likely a 3/10.

i demand you dump your vast collection of black qts NOW

nice

tfw 5'1" and built like a table cloth

Has anyone here ever been on a helicopter? I don't think I'd have the stomach for it, personally.

Actual iceredneck (gæi)

I have, yeah
in Fiji

can't remember

talk to them, it will either kill it or get you a gf.

me on the right
*honk*

>tfw I think I look 4/10

wtf

Yeah
Pretty ebin

how do I achieve that PJW face manipulation in PS?

is Law a meme degree

just use gimp -> iWarp

house to myself for 2 days, seems like the perfect time to kill myself with no one to accidentally interrupt me

we wanted to go on a submarine thingy on another island and the options were boat or helicopter, so we got a helicopter and it picked us up from the beach. was pretty fucking sweet
never did get on that submarine though, they gave us free snorkelling instead

just take a screenshot

Literal billionaire FUCK OFF

why do you want to neck yourself?

who said anything about necking?

it was like ~£300 iirc

don't rate living

oi

>Salaries for those with over ten years' experience can rise to £1,000,000.

ah yes

Have one of those types on FB, she's 19 now and dating a bloke that's already started going grey
bit weird that one

When is that fucking clown doing to become an hero to defeat the globalists?

no, but most who study it shouldn't bother because they're not smart enough

is it even that difficult?

law is more tedious than difficult imo