Walk out to porch

>walk out to porch
>see this
>wat do

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kick

invite in for pizza

Roll on to back
Pet belly

place in bed between pillows
now have third, slightly bigger pillow
overclocked comfy

Squish

Take that cold fucker to the vet, look at that winter coat. get him his shots and a litter pan.
Carnage

Seig Heil !!!

ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHHH AKBAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Feed it some more cheese.

Mien Furrier!

Give it some cheese

Dubs has spoken.
Also, that cat looks like it loves pancakes. Invite in for breakfast.

Hide house keys under it

Careful. You don't want to get any hate crime charges, Sup Forumsro...

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Kek.

Ask if it want's to eat out your arse

You fat...

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that's trips

silly kot

>dubs assumes I give a fuck

>doorstop?

don't tell on me roof cat

>Dubs
such newfag

use as my new personal fleshlight

10/10 best answer

Dubs confirm

Just woke up, bleary eyed still. On first drink. Give me a break.

Sweet. yesterday's pasta.

i want in on this

>Samefagging this hard

Says the fag

Well shit

Such a hitroe ebalo this cat have.

Leave spanish fag,

Dumb murican

Keep it

not even faggot

Start a workout session with said fat cat.
A few months from now you will have a handsome pussy!

Then why are you trying to suck my cock this much! Having trouble photoshopping out the #You s?

Do some psychedelics with cat, and have a tripping good time. Do not, however, trip over cat. You could get hurt. That thang ain't budging!

Psychedelics make me happy.

Try to pick it up

>winter coat
You mean its fat?

>assumes anyone on Sup Forums does extreme weightlifting.

Jesus the cat

You mean Jesus the pussy.

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SHUT UP STUPID SHEMALE

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Love and cherish him for the rest of his life

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Roll it down a slope.