Sir, we have this new law where you have to get dubs to pass

Sir, we have this new law where you have to get dubs to pass.

Please show me your number.

Only quality dubs here officer.

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Here goes, plz don't arrest me.

Rip me

Nice day, isn't it officer?

Take me to jail

Welcome to the rape dungeon.

I'm sorry I sexually identify as a single so you can't arrest me

Do you know who you're messing with?

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Waste of time

can I go now?

Come right in

Aloha Snackbar!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR LAWS THIS IS MY GOD'S LAND SO I FOLLOW HIS RULES

Zup

check my skin tone sir

Okay sir.

I haven't done anything wrong your officer

wait what?

got em`

but sir im white

fuck off. acab

Fine, here you go officer

AM I BEING DETAINED?