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[Wyatt Scott]

The best of Sup Forums

[Juan Jackson]

nevar forget

[Aaron Reyes]

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[Isaac Walker]

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[Leo Sanchez]

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[Carter Gonzalez]

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[Evan Wood]

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[Isaac Parker]

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[Benjamin Gonzalez]

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[Asher Lee]

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[Cameron Barnes]

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[Brody Torres]

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[James Richardson]

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[James Nelson]

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[Jose Perez]

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[Luis Jenkins]

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[Logan Thomas]

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[Jason Morris]

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[Ryan Perez]

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[Adrian Garcia]

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[Carter Parker]

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[Brandon Hernandez]

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[Jose Sanders]

trips get

[David Myers]

dubs

[Brandon Thompson]

this is how you do it faggot

[Dominic Hall]

nigger

[David Campbell]

thank me later

slutload.com/video/perfect-ladyboys-lala/UqRhZceZkSc/

[Elijah Martinez]

niggers

[Cooper Gomez]

fuck

[Hudson Allen]

singles get

[Chase Brooks]

this is hard

[Bentley Myers]

i'm hard

[Christian Martinez]

rollin for singles

[Landon Wright]

rollin for shingles

[Caleb Lee]

mother fucker

[Jordan Butler]

god damnit

[Asher Lewis]

Benis is my name
Dubs are my game
:-DDD

[Julian Jenkins]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Landon Richardson]

lets go for trips

[Levi Thompson]

almost

[Jace Peterson]

tripssssss

[Leo Thompson]

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[Liam Gomez]

wtf

[Jose Rivera]

way off

[Xavier Martinez]

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[Connor Mitchell]

off by one again

[Joseph Smith]

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[Brayden Thomas]

lets just stick with dubs for now

[Ryder Miller]

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[Alexander Adams]

or not

[Lucas Price]

shit

[Matthew Peterson]

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[Josiah Allen]

come on

[Connor Gonzalez]

nigger

[Bentley Scott]

faggots everywhere

[Carter Gray]

fuck

[Ayden Flores]

bullshit

[Josiah Bailey]

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[Camden Peterson]

aaaaaagh

[Jose Campbell]

:)

[Nicholas Allen]

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[Jacob Gomez]

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[Gabriel Adams]

wat

[Jaxson Ward]

any dubbz

[Austin Wright]

How come they got to use tripcodes?

[Julian Green]

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[Logan Clark]

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[Blake Brown]

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[Brandon Ramirez]

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[Charles Adams]

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[Thomas Russell]

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[Brody Bailey]

No one actually used them when available. Literally no one.

[Justin Jackson]

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[Isaac Martin]

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[William Peterson]

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[Joseph Hughes]

Anyone have saved this idiot from USA Joey,who put shoe on head and wore bra?

[Daniel Diaz]

Wow dude, obvious samefag had never been more obvious. You saved this? You're gullible as fuck.

[Cameron Green]

Underrated kek

[Julian Richardson]

those were IDs, not tripcodes. tripcodes were an optional thing, while, when they were used, IDs were not, unless one was saging

[Hunter Rogers]

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[Grayson Powell]

walp I don't have much on this laptop

[Noah Ramirez]

how the fuck do you afford all those pineapples

[Christian Ramirez]

God tier

[Jeremiah Diaz]

tears down face gasping for air sides just transcended their physical form

[Andrew Miller]

I think this is the right greentext... I'm on phone so I can't see properly

[William Walker]

rich kid or smth, or if he's from south america, the pineapples are probably pretty cheap

[Nathaniel Thompson]

I'm not going to say it's the best, but I think I have some okay green text if there is interest in me sharing

[Dominic Brooks]

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[Jayden Bailey]

And I don't have anything else to add, my bad for posting shitty facebook capta, it's nothing of interest.

[Robert Morris]

>Be me 22 at the time
>lost job as a cell phone salesmen
>inb4 sleazebag
>bored at home
>live with my mom since college
>extreme insomnia issues
>up all night every night
>need to keep busy in the late hours and it was not exactly the time jobs like receiving resumes
>live in Massachusetts
>snowy as fuck last year
>record breaking season
>devise plan when drunk to keep busy
>going to become a super villian
>pick no specific enemy
>my attacks will be random
>from the handicapped to the elderly
>noone is spared
>no one will be safe from me
>Andrew the Unshoveller
>2 a.m. drive a few miles away
>pick my first target
>cute little starter home with a ford taurus out front
>perfectly shovelled
>start my first attack
>shovel snow to block the end of the driveway
>about 4 foot high wall
>took me like 2 hours fucking exhausting
>i need to make this mine, make sure they know
>use a weed bottle sprayer thing from my basement
>one of the things you pump and it squirts out and shit
>filled it with water before leaving my house, they won’t tear down my city wall
>give a smooth coat to the snow to ensure structural integrity
>go home for about 2 hours but not fully satisfied
>decide I should pull an el barto type dealio and grab a can of spray paint
>i need to sign my art, they need to know my name
>sign “Andrew the unshoveller” added a picture of a snow man with a cock
>i need to see this person when they discover their demise
>decide to to sit in my car a quarter mile down the road across the seat

That's the start

[Justin Green]

MODS MODS MOOODS

[Grayson Martin]

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[Jordan Martin]

keep going, I'll post shitty pictures I have saved

[Josiah Peterson]

that faggot deserved it

[Ryder Anderson]

What does the article say? I don't read Spanish or Portuguese or whatever that language is.

[Blake Rivera]

we got that shit at 2.99 each at my store. get a job you fucking hippie

[Liam Martinez]

>masturbate to my creation until i see lights turn on
>takes like another hour or so for someone to emerge from the house
>older guy maybe in like 60’s?
>puzzled look on his face, wondering what the fuck happened to him
>apparently he came out for the house to grab the paper
>walks to the end of his short driveway and has to climb over my wall
>notices the message, and looks even more confused
>shakes his head climbs the wall and returns to his house
>i drive by later that day and sure enough he’s out shoveling it
>mfw he doesn’t realize the shovel is mightier than the sword

[Thomas Campbell]

>Second victim
>Pick a larger house this time
>zillow has it listed as a 4 bed 2 and a half bath
>I do my research
>horseshoe driveway so it’ll be more of a challenge
>Decide to get a sidekick
>enlist my buddy steve
>Stevie snow blower
>smoke a blunt while staking out
>watch as the houses lights turn off one after another
>finally around 1 A.M feel comfortable with starting my newfound fetish
>start the process, shovel, cover in water to freeze, mark my territory
>waiting, can’t jerk off because steve wouldn’t be into it
>watching until about 7 A.M.
>mom comes out with 2 kids
>bringing them to school
>bitch thought
>she starts screaming at her husband who is trying to leave for work
>nigga is in a suit shoveling while the mom blames him for my work
>the mom gets on the phone with someone, no idea who, could be the school, could be the cops
>I’m too smart to leave my DNA at the scene
>kids start to help shoveling, one of them begging the mom to stop yelling at the dad
>whole family is shoveling
>takes them like an hour, steve and I are just laughing like hyenas watching how a few feet of snow can ruin a family
>mom thinks they have shoveled enough
>tries to make her car into a battering ram and plow through the last foot of snow
>car gets stuck
>way harder to shovel
finally they shoveled out the snow and freed the father’s car, the kids and him are gone, the mother has a meltdown and continues to shovel out her car. She went inside for an hour or so and came out and finally calmly got her car off the snow

I have a few story lines, I tend to be a dick...

[Nathaniel Russell]

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[Jaxon Hernandez]

Says he got fucking murked when he threw a grenade in the toilet