MORNIN' GEORGE edition
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Mornin' lads,
Any plans for today then?
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>26 years of judo
>4 cracked ribs
Wins love from proper Mongols not just Finns.
study
if the gf is up for it maybe pop over to hers for a bit
i have never had sex
I WOULD LIKE
TO GET
TO KNOW /brit/ BETTER
LIKE TO GET
UNDER YO' SEXY BODY
FUCK OFF CUNT
*CRACKS WHIP*
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*spits a sick 64 in which I imply your mother is a lady of the night*
y
i'm a murderer and rapist of women
spoilt brats
absolute state of aussie shitposting
step it up you boring mongy twats
shall be forwarding this memoir directly to the authorities
all me
At least your not a bender
Reach out and touch meee
I will personally punch the lights out of any POMMY BASTARD, YANK CUNT, or LEAF who calls me a shitposter
too many died
Filmed in Scotland
Dat Fincher
Too quality post here
mate I will knock the lights out of you so fast you'd think it was the blitz
Pizza is here lads
BURY
HIS
UNCLE
lads
The deathtoll was unimaginable.
first take a shower because i played tennis
then venture into the wilderness of the concrete jungle
how will we begin to rebuild
Did the pizza boy ask you why you weren't going out on a Saturday night in a condescending tone?
wanking when you need a piss makes it feel so much better for some reason, then the piss afterwards feels better too
>see absolutely cracking deal online
>no money at the moment to buy it
>by the time I have the money the deal is over
REALLY IMPORTANT POLE
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Nah because he's only delivering pizzas all night
more like
>see absolutely cracking deal online
>no money at the moment to buy it
>no money in the future to buy it
screamer do not click
do a poo
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>hit the weights and get /fit/
who actually buys this gimmick? those lads over on fit must be monged out on the 'roids or something coming out with bollox like that
the vile swede
hmm, we mustn't have had the same pizza boy then... last week i ordered pizza on a Saturday night and he (rudely) asked why I wasn't out, naturally I dropped my pasgetti and now I've set a plan in motion to find out where he lives so I can slash his tires.
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>The.Magnificent.Seven.2016.720p.BRRip.x264.AAC-ETRG
is this movie worth downloading?
Does New Zealand have spiders like Australia?
>not yelling out "Pizza's here lads!"
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Anyone who puts and/or enjoys music being put into 8-bit is an absolute runt and should off themselves immediately. Ta, lads
made me thingk
Love living vicariously through Lovesick (TV Series)
really do not enjoy life
enjoyed this post
t. sad case who tried lifting for a week then gave up
stop being a perpetual victim and propel your life forward in some kind of way and it'll probably improve your state of mind, even if only by a bit.
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just come down here m8. don't be a wuss
makes me laugh that Ben throws his toys out the pram whenever Sup Forums makes racist edits when in fact he's a crypto-rorke
monumentally fucked if I have
except he won literally any non-poltard back by adding filtering so we wouldn't have to hear about politics again
doing any kind of sport is good enough, no need to always end up lifting
It's really not too different from killing youself, you're destroying your identity to become a big dumb sex object for women. Whatever is left is not the same person. /fit/ types hate themselves, they just choose changing themselves over killing themselves.
>t. sad case who tried lifting for a week then gave up
work on the critical thinking meathead, that's not me at all
g1mm1ck 1d34: 8r1ng 84ck 13375p34k
you need to drop acid some time my dude
>he doesnt lift weights and do trailrunning
let me guess you play video games and watch anime
redpill me on fidel castro
Shan't be clicking that, I scream whenever I come across a British spider.
meathead? i dont lift
> tfw to intelligent too lift
How fucking tragic your life must be if you have a gf and post on here.
Fucking state of YOU
>to become a big dumb sex object for women
but 90% of women are grossed out by the /fit/ benders and would easily prefer a slim or ottermode lad over them
nope
see this
don't forget, he's probably an 'expert' swordsman well
can hear the possums squealing again
sounds like they're being attacked by the neighbours
What a fucking annoying little shit Ellie Simmonds is.
ahhhh yeeeeeeessss, post sport endorphins waaaahheeeeeyyyy
makes great pies
>but 90% of women are grossed out by the /fit/ benders
Sure but in their mind they think diverting their autism from anime or whatever into becoming a overinflated gorilla balloon will somehow get them laid
savage
>have 16 year old 'co-worker' who lies compulsively about himself
>now he has a "5 grand Rolex" that's totally real
Can't be bothered to argue that it's fake, It super light too
ah yes, let's justify my unhealthy physique by stating that you can't possibly improve both your mind and body.
>too busy training my brain to train my body
the absolute STATE of /brit/
people who should be gassed:
> those who try to force laughter instead of laughing naturally like a normal human being
i get irrationally upset by those so-called "people" who do that
Morning user
where do you work?
*turns the valve in your cell*
*boiling water pours down from the ceiling*
Get the fuck out of my bed you fucking dog cunt
>pushes blondie out
hahaha
Canada's Hawaii.
SOMEBODY ORDERED A PIZZA BALL
doing a sleep
>dat fleshlight on the side
Dirty bitch
Tesco petrol station
Part time while I wait for my army training
what type of music is this
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Who are you trying to impress, fella?
You're a fucking anonymous entity on a Bornean dragon dildo appreciation board. You think anyone really cares, or actually believes you?
sounds like soul
sounds miserable lol
soul with a bit of funk
>2016
>training your body instead of just maintaining a healthy diet
t. sad cunts who can't get laid
>work 10 hours a week and spend the rest of it playing video games
Eh
gold is a light metal though, I'd question it more if it was rather heavy.
Perhaps it is a genuine rolex because it is so light, can't imagine a luxury watch being made to weigh down your wrist.
>gold is a light metal
*pulls out the self contained breathing apparatus i've been hiding*
you really think you're the one pulling the strings here? pathetic.
i knew about your plan long before it was set into motion, i'll be with you shortly my trivial little insectoid.
What point are you trying to make, and what is it you're accusing me of wanting to make you believe?
He's a 5'4 chubby 16 year old kid who works part time at tesco
He does not wear a 5k pound rolex
I feel a little bad for him
All the managers hate him and openly make jokes about him