Autism thread. Share stories about autistic people you know

Autism thread. Share stories about autistic people you know.

Give us an example so we can think of something of equal autism

Aspie here, ask me anything. Or don't.

Do you have friends?

>Autism thread. Share stories about autistic people you know.

Don't post a thread without contributing, you stupid kike-nigger.

this autistic kid in my class fucking smells of sweat has greasy hair and wears a pentagram necklace plus he keeps talking to me about deadpool but ive never seen that shit

I had a friend who went to school with an autistic kid named Andrew. He liked to say random shit while changing the pitch of his voice. For example, saying "Not you, you" repeatedly in a high pitched voice. One day he said "You are going to die" in a deeper voice. Also, this same kid loved going to Storyland. He was in high school.

Yep. People with Asperger's aren't necessarily anti-social. In fact, we can be very social, we just have trouble communicating and connecting with other people sometimes.

do you know when you need to shut up or do people remind you?

Do you have a gf?

I try to keep my mouth shut until I have something to say. I'm not the sort of sperglord who's gonna talk your ear off about ponies or Sonic or whatever.

Not at the moment.

are you self diagnosed?

No, my mom told me one day over breakfast. Ruined muh day.

All of you niggas autistic, for real...

including you my white nigga

that's the assumption, for everyone no exceptions
you're white too

I am :)))

> being this new
jesus...

You guys are being more autistic than I am right now.

>using smile character
......

Wow, that engine appears to be very useful.

We have this autistic manlet minion child in our class with eyeglasses of course, has a lot of pimples on his head like he had been beaten in a concentration camp , his hair looks like it never seen water or shampoo and stays right in between his deep, soulless eyes. Usually likes to stare at me and my friends while we are playing vidya on our phones and silently humms "hmmm uhhh hemmm" like some disabled animal. Also likes to chew pens

op started an autism thread.

fin

Here's one for you

>be me, teach faggot martial arts to kids with dad
>little autistic kid joins
>get bullied and wants to defend self
>pretty shit, but I enjoy teaching him because his autistic ways means he copies everything perfectly
>teach for 2/3 years
>get quite friendly, I'm the only person he sees as a friend
>I'm 16, he's only 8
>go round his house and play and invite him to mine anyway
>not creeper just want to make him happy
>he gets cancer
>itsbad.jpg
>'have all of my stuff from when I was your age, it'll keep you happy in hospital, give it to me when you're back out'
>cancer progresses
>autist fucking dies
>can't ask about my stuff to mother of dead autist cancer patient
>mfw I gave him my original DS with Pokemon Diamond, my favourite game
>mfw I feel like he deserved to die for not giving it back

Have an autistic friend named Karl. He likes to change his voice pitch when saying different words or phrases. He doesn't understand social etiquette so he'll say something rude and doesn't realize that you shouldn't say things like that. He's an idiot sometimes but whatever that's my friend

sit down for a little bit cha faggots, its time for an alpha twist on this auto autismo bunch
>be me, 14 years old
> 8th grade and found a pickle in the toilet
> pic semi related
> friend walks in bathroom
Enter Super Ultra Autismo
> "Hey user, what's up?"
>Tell him about pickle in toilet
> "Pick it up user."
> NO.jpeg
> "Whatever, I'll do it."
> I'll I can do is look on in horror as he reaches into the toilet
> Hands grasp this green slim
> Fingers cusp around it
> Dripping of water as it leaves toilet
> His nails cut into it
> A look of morbid horror as he pulls it out of the toilet
> "user, this isn't a pickle."
> Start screaming
> Scream the virginity out of everyone in the school
> Teachers come rushing in to find a horrid mess of two kids holding shit
> Out of shear panic throws shit at first unfortunate soul and runs out

And that's the story of how we found out shit can be green