Sup Forumsros, I summon thee to the general catfish thread. Stories welcome. Scheme with us

Sup Forumsros, I summon thee to the general catfish thread. Stories welcome. Scheme with us.

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Newly converted Towelhead reporting in

Yay! Towellhead guy!

Posting pic from last thread for interest

bumping with old but gold catfishman

ahh that thread

His reaction when anons posed as him adding his friends

Alright, scheme time. Ill start poking around on text omegle as a 15yr old femanon. Will next any anons that are under 18. This'll be good. Go off and start trolling for other worthy candidates and we'll pursue one of them. I'll get him, then hand him off to another of you be giving them "my" (your) kik.

Just go to some chat-room and say you're 13
Guaranteed 20+ replies from weird

Use pikik if you're not already

I dont want a TOTAL weirdo. I want a normie. Somone who is a closet cringe-raisn. It'll make it all the better when we find el facebooko

Contributing list of tags for catfishing:

Part 2

So glad Sup Forums is doing something other than the normal shit tier threads today
Hopefully this thread gets interesting

I use to catfish guys and have them send pics with their face in them and threatened to send them to all their friends if they dont paypal me $20. I would of course gather enough info to find them of fb, may start this again but am not hurting for money

Is there a file dump of legal but passably underage self-shot sets? Figured I might try and squeeze some paypal cash out of some gullible pedos.

20 bucks sounds hardly worth it

mfw this thread isn't about fishing

Post your kik's ive got a creepo on the line

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yooo did erryone abandon thread?

lurk around in here
realteengirls.org/
might find something useful

I enjoy seeing people scared and in pain too, but this is a bit much. You're just using the fact that these people have impulsive and diseased minds (these possible pedos) to justify ruining their lives.

Was just about to post about the only time I ever caught a catfish in Folsom lake before I read through the thread.

Need an user with a kik who's ready to be Staci, a 15 year old girl from the midwest who lives with her mom in a small town because dad left and she really isnt sure what she wants but has some daddy issues.

Are you focused on kik or will other shit work
>mfw don't have any shit

Wouldn't it be easier if you did it? To keep facts straight and shit

Select Language ▼
29,000+ online now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like gymnastics.
Stranger: 25 m coach
You: hiya :)
You: 15 f gymnast!


>if he bites we're doing little gymnasts a favor.

Should I be a towelhead again?

get yo ass on omegle and help troll for a worthy candidate

im moslem

hi. Sorry for my bad english!

That's what I'm doing
If they ask about fantasies, get your most popular porn searches
Or some shit they probably want to do to "you"

Hey toast.

I want to foster group engagement
>teamwork makes the dreamwork
>build community
>I cant have all the fun.

Plus ill keep up the fishing in case they bail while other anons do the kik work and post wins

To lure them in, say what you would do to a girl if you could do anything, then say you want them to do that to you.

...

Stranger: Cool how long you been a gymnast
You: oh since I could walk.
You: you?
Stranger: Only when I was young
You: When did you stop being young?
You: and what brings you to omegle?
Stranger: I mean in high school
Stranger: Bored
You: what does a 25 year old gymnastics coach do when he's bored? dont you get all the ladies?/
Stranger: I'm in between sessions right now
You: what age group do you work with? anyone my age?

this guy is gonna bite in a few, i can feel it.
>doing a public service, he works with kids.

You: what does a 25 year old gymnastics coach do when he's bored? dont you get all the ladies?/
Stranger: I'm in between sessions right now
You: what age group do you work with? anyone my age?
Stranger: 13 to 18
You: Whats your favorite to coach? sayy 15 :)


>bite motherfucker. Do it. THIS IS B8

HELP PL0X

>>>i'm moslem

tell him youre fat. dooo it. say you'll oink while he boinks you.

Ask for his pics and say that you need them for you to feel safe to ssend to him

You: what age group do you work with? anyone my age?
Stranger: 13 to 18
You: Whats your favorite to coach? sayy 15 :)
Stranger: Yes
You: why's that? ;)
Stranger: After 15 alot loose interest.
You: we have a new coach, hes a year younger than you. He's pretty hot all of us talk about him.


>MOMENT OF TRUTH B/ROS

I sorta have one, it's kinda lame though.

>3 weeks ago
>got back into Oldschool RuneScape
>one of the quests makes you change your gender into a girl
>don't bother changing back after finishing the quest
>i have a pretty gender neutral name
>doing agility training, some guy starts talking to me
>ends up adding me and we talk, turns out he's rich
>gives me a free obsidian cape (worth quite a bit to me at the time) cause i have terrible gear
>idea spawns
>get a namechange to a girls name
>go to the hairdresser and clothes shop, make my character look qt
>have a couple more thirsty guys add me, can't get them to give me anything though
>dry spell for a while
>one day, training archery, this random guy says he knew someone with my name and tells me to add him
>we talk on and off ingame for a week
>it seems like i'm his only friend
>i act poor and nooby so that he feels bad for me
>he suddenly opens up one time and is telling me about his personal life and his ex girlfriend and still not being over her
>he asks me about my exes
>i tell him the story of my ex girlfriend, only pretending to be my ex instead of me
>this way i can't mess up my facts

...

This.
Say you feel you're overweight or whatever.
Let him press fo rmore, then send this.

Guys, his facebook /gary.mitchell.118

ou: we have a new coach, hes a year younger than you. He's pretty hot all of us talk about him.
Stranger: Does he get excited?
You: haha he doesnt know... at least we dont think. We all try to tease him.
Stranger: Do you have kik?
You: I brush up against him a lot by "accident". We all do, he gets pretty flustered.
Stranger: My girls tease me all the time
You: I do! tell me a little bit more about you and maybe you'll get it. I might give it to my teammates too, if you want... We're pretty curious.

>HALP B/ROS I NEED A KIK or like THREE KIKS

URGENTTTTT

wtf

Probably my favorite species. I want to keep this one in a species only tank at some point. Very interesting catfish.

Runaburezu
This time Towelhead is for real

Stranger: My girls tease me all the time
You: I do! tell me a little bit more about you and maybe you'll get it. I might give it to my teammates too, if you want... We're pretty curious.
Stranger: What do you want to know?
You: Whatever you want to tell...I have questions but I'll save them

>stalling. GIMME DEM KIKS Sup ForumsROS

Can't we find the most convincing picture on the webs and post that instead of you trying to be a mooslem?

I don't do the towelhead thing much
That was probably a one time thing.

ya but SJWchan brings the bans in good

Post screenshots

what are the legal ramifications of this?

>Runaburezu
I'll hit you up it you PROMISE NOT TO BE MOOSLIM. Dont you fuck this up. He's a gym teacher. we GOTTA FUCK EM UP

>name is chris, he's 25 coaches swim cheer and gymnastics. Is a phy ed teacher
>we are unnamed thus far. He'll ask eventually. We have been a gymnast forever. We are 15. Our team has a coach that is 24 who our team teases and think is hot. He likes when we talk about him.

Nah just find a pic on imagefap or some shit
Type "hot amateur" = gg
I'd do it, but I'm on my phone

Blackmail charge, if they tell cops. But that's unlikely, too much public shame and humiliation.

Well, would you go up to the police and say "I tried to sleep with an underage girl and got scammed instead, pls help"?

2/2
>the conversation ends eventually, he says "night, kate :)"
>the next day i wake up, decide i'm going to fuck with him
>act bitchy towards him, he asks what's up
>tell him i'm having a terrible day, i'm sick, i missed an outing with my parents, my membership is running out soon etc
>basically make him feel really bad for me
>he says he'll buy me a bond when he gets paid
A bond is basically an ingame way of paying for a membership, it's the equivalent of ~$5.
>cheer up and be extra nice to him
>next day kinda sucks cause i log into a free to play world pretending my membership ran out
>takes him like 2 hours to log on
>tell him "my membership ran out :("
>he buys me a bond, says he's got me covered
>act extra nice to him again, dude just paid $5 for me
>i tell him i'll pay him back someday
>he says i don't need to, i say "aww, thanks, you're the best :)"
>completely friendzoning him so he's more desperate
>he tells me he can pay for my next membership as well

Now someone else pays for my membership and all it costs is talking to him a couple times a week.

I know, I did the towelhead stunt out of desperation
Still surprised it worked
I'll have to try that in my own time

I'm going to post a fish story anyway

>brought a bullhead to clean and cook, but those fuckers are tough to kill.
>I take a knife and stab it through the head, cause pithing them is supposed to kill them, right?

WRONG

>fucker kept fighting, with the knife all the way through his brain
>the fuck
>wat do
>remove knife, start cutting through the spine
>blood everywhere
>Dad comes in the kitchen and is like "what are you doing to that poor fish?"
>be like "killing it, but it has the spirit of a warrior"
>keep trying to cut the spine
>big old mess
>Fish starts slowing down
>start cutting fillets
>odd twitch every now and then
>"finally dead"
> finish cutting and cleaning fillets
>bread and fry the fish
>was delicious
>worth the torture

>Stranger: My girls tease me all the time
You: I do! tell me a little bit more about you and maybe you'll get it. I might give it to my teammates too, if you want... We're pretty curious.
Stranger: What do you want to know?
You: Whatever you want to tell...I have questions but I'll save them
Stranger: I have coached for 6 years
Stranger: I coach gymnastics cheer and swimming
You: Do you teach, too? Usually the coach's teach :)
Stranger: Yes gym
Stranger: Or physical education
You: how was college???
Stranger: Fun plenty of memories
You: give me your second favorite ;)
Stranger: Age?
You: no, silly, college memory

We havent gotten really raunchy yet. I'll get super suggestive and drop your kik in there and then youre on Sup ForumsRO. Its on you to post wins.

>This just in, his second favorite college memory was streaking through the gym during cheer practice..

there's always going to be some idiot tryna be the hero. Do you take any precautions when withdrawing this money?

Have him text me at eveningblues

No1 is going to publish his photos in his Facebook page?

I always catfish as a DANielle
My picture is a bunchie, and being15 should help convince him I go on iFunny if I need an excuse for some relevant shit

>You: no, silly, college memory
>Stranger: Streaking thru the gym during cheer >practice freshman year
>You: Were you...umm... you know?
>Stranger: Yes
>You: i bet that was impressive, chris.
>Stranger: Chris?
>You: no? just a guess. My coach is chris and I >was hoping maybe it was you ;)

Saved. His name is blake.

You: no? just a guess. My coach is chris and I was hoping maybe it was you ;)
Stranger: I'm Blake
Stranger: U?
You: I'll tell you in kik... if you want i think we should impress eachother.

I'm not, I enjoy being a dick, its fun. But sometimes you just go too far. I mean, what if this coach, who's not even 30, an heros? All that, just to amuse some btards?

Then he better Fucking stream it

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>Runaburezu


THE BOGIE IS INBOUND, user, THE BOGIE IS INBOUND. BE ADVISED, WE DONT HAVE A NAME YET. INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

If I stuck my hand in a fire, would you pity me if I regret it? Anyways, I gotta pay bills, and if I have to do that by convincing lonely men to buy sex toys through amazon and reselling them, then I fucking will

PIC RELATED
IT IS ALL OF OUR INFORMATION.

>plz dont get all mooslem on us.

Haha, fair enough. I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth anyway. I'm critising you guys while also deriving entertainment from the results.

This is what Sup Forums needs. Im tired of /trap/ /furry/ and a lot of porn shit, PEOPLE, random doesnt mean shit/porn...

DO YOU HAVE THE TARGET?

Anything you think I should change in my behavior so far?
Don't worry, towelheading will be for keks for some other Kik.
He Just asked "why no picture of you?"

Backstory and I will lead you through this

Nah, a mouth-breathing normie closet pedo like him isn't going to notice any of that shit. Just be kinda pushy but inexperienced.

Seriously, I need some fucking help right now.
This might not end well.

My parents saw me put on 'provocative pictures' so they made me take them off =[
We can find a way to work around that though (then find random amateur jailbait pic and send ?? Profit)

Need to find out where he coaches

Pic related user
I fished, omegle chris bit, mooslem is now doing the convo work. post a set of pics we can use for the fucker if you have them. Clothed obviously. No weird shit here.

I bought us time.
We need a pic, though.

Any femanons browsing that look passable as a 15 y o?

Satan demands a virgin!

Someone do this please, cant cuz phone

He might be smarter than you think, you never know. I act like a normie to fit in, but I'm highly cynical and suspicious of most people.

I AM TOWELHEAD NOT MOOSLIM
MOOSLIM SOUNDS LIKE FAT FREE MILK BRAND

this one not passable as 15?

How old is he?
Can you make him post a pic of his abs?
His brain will loosen if he gets horny, then it's easy to manipulate him.

Eh, we need something better.
Maybe on /s/ you can find a set, hopefully not too many nudes or fetishes in there.

(THREE W's GO HERE) (DOT) facebook (DOT COM) (FORWARD SLASH) miella.lava?fref=pb

check out that fb. lets use those. just screen cap em

Eightchan is pretty fucked up, just google eightchan swimsuit or something and post something that's not too bad.

He likes coaching things that involve revealing outfits, I see.