Britfags, why are you still awake?

Britfags, why are you still awake?

Because its only 12, but it's sleepy time soon

they are because they're degenerates addicted to the internet and c'mon it's not like they have anything to get up for

Because muslims want to toss me off a roof.

trying to find a job lol

the constant fear of remaining in the EU keeps me awake

Playing games and browsing Sup Forums like a newfag lol

shut up loser

Playing games and browsing Sup Forums like a newfag

cs go

Anybody know where I can get a hooker in london? not an escort, a proper crackhead prostitute.

They'll behead you first.

no u

bockaching chakaweezee flavalap crewyongon

Because I only finished work 3 hours ago and km not back in until 4.30pm tomorrow

I'm dancing naked under a pale light in my bathroom, the sound of willybetz lorries are faintly heard from afar, I can see a little chef from across the road, it sings to me, yodelling sweet nothings of a full English as I caress my body, dabbing cocoa butter on my skin

breakfast is the most important meal of the day, user

Got 2 more episodes of 'the hitman and her' to watch that I taped last month.

I'm constipated. Lying down makes me need to shit. As soon as I get to the toilet I don't need to shit. I don't want to shit the bed but at this rate it's the only way I'll get some sleep.

Same as this dude. Unemployed, living with parents and browsing Sup Forums instead of making a career for myself.

That's reserved for faggots. Oh, ok...

23rd of June. You know what to do.

Little Chef is a bit shit. Can't you find a better local cafe?

tbh there are plenty of jobs i could get in my area. I just dont want to do something im going to hate every second of for 8 pound an hour

There's a costa down the road, it's voice more subdued, but it cries to me no less

Shit on Harold Wilson's grave?


The steaming otter of dubs checked.

Because I've just found a lump on one of my balls and I'm now googling the shit out of my phone trying to convince myself it's not cancer. No way I'm sleeping tonight!

Because I really need a poo but I can't go until my girlfriend falls asleep.

Kek I used to fap to Michaela so much when that was on.

Because my wife just left me

It might that little pea sized ball that's basically the semen factory. I literally shat myself with worry 2 hours earlier because I thought the same

Why did she leave?

No..this is like a spot on the the ball, it used to be smooth. I regularly check so I know it's new and nothing like it ever before.

"not in love with me anymore"

This.

And as soon as you move on and she finds out you've got someone else she'll be all back over you again. Guaranteed.

I am in search of Dank memes which i must obtain my quota of before i may sleep

Probably, it's just them feels and wine right now.

Still awake because I'm a degenerate faggot. Got an exam tomorrow I haven't started revision for. Yay.

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid.

You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

...

I am getting bored of life, and falling asleep seals another day of contempt... and I can't handle that.

>Atleast if I stay up I can do more... r-r-right guys?
>Also then that makes me more tired tomorow, so it's okay that I don't have an accomplishing day because the tiredness becomes the focus of the day?
>Right?

wing it user, I did it with all my As levels

admittedly I only just passed with Ds and then dropped out but what ever

Contemplating going to sleep. I know I'll read in bed for an hour, so I start convincing myself that hour would be better spent doing something else, regardless of the fact that I would still spend an hour reading.

I'll probably masturbate then sleep.

You just made my day