How do i find a trap gf in real life?
How do i find a trap gf in real life?
Don't be ridiculous, OP. Traps are a legend -- a myth. They don't _actually_ exist.
Backpage. Depending on the city, anyway.
Better chance of getting hit by lightning
That's not a gf , just old guys in drag asking for money
move to a bigger city with a dense population. go to the highly metropolitan areas. talk to people.
maybe gain access to the roof top of the tallest building in that city and jump from it. you're living a lie. just get a boyfriend if you want dick my dude.
but i only want to be with feminine submissive guys
College campus LGBT clubs.
I've found there's always at least one straight guy trolling for boipussy there, and no one ever calls them on it.
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Craigslist
hey
super straight bro here
so ive been realising more and more how hetero it would be to put my penis in the asshole of another person with a penis.
after all its not gay
im not repressing my homosexuality and playing it off as a fetish or a curiosity or anything like that. id never. I know better that a person with only a penis and asshole isnt a guy and theres no possible way putting my penis in their asshole would be considered even the slightest bit homosexual.
just wanted to get that off my completely super straight bro chest
If you want your boyfriend to shave just ask him, faggot
Ask Dad out on a date. Faggit.
its not beastiality if the dog has really human-like feaures!
im not gay i just love dick and fucking asshole and feeling my balls slap against male gooch.
oh woops i mean feminine gooch! sorry!
i just want a GUY that looks like a girl for me to fuck in the ass. totally STRAIGHT here though guys so chill out
If you mean a legit tranny, as in someone trying to become a woman, its all by chance
Unless you want to fuck a "escort"
am i gay if i want to penetrate a guy's anus? I have always fantasized about this
it just feels hot for some reasons
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>just wanted to get that off my completely super straight bro chest
shit guys i actually realised im just gay and sound like a fucking moron pretending im not when all i want to do is fuck a guy in the ass lololol silly me
ily guys ttyl!!
they are like 0.3% of the population dude it's pretty much just luck. Also, the chances that you'll find a passing one is even lower.
try sites like birchplace
>shit guys i actually realised im just gay and sound like a fucking moron pretending im not when all i want to do is fuck a guy in the ass lololol silly me
>ily guys ttyl!!
you wanna suck dick, ha?
i have a little trouble coping with reality and my own sexual identity :)
i cant just except that i like boys more than girls with their stupid icky no no holes
i want butthole with penis near it :)
straight tho no homo faggots shut up mom
well of course.
This samefag is spot on
>so ive been realising more and more how hetero it would be to put my penis in the asshole of another person with a penis.
here i've been wondering who would want to date a fuckin freak like me
we were made for each other
i'll suck yer dick real good tho if we meet irl
>ITT: mom get out of my room im trying to draw yaoi!!
>shut up!
>I dont want Chipotle mom get the fuck out of here while im drawing yaoi!!
>Dad im not gay!!!
alright ive tired myself out peace faggots
You are dumb. You are real dumb.
>trap
>gf
pick one
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Finding a gf is easy, but finding a decent one is very difficult.
If you end up falling in love with a decent woman, chances are that unless you lower your standards then you're going to have to get in line.
Most likely 7 other guys waiting for her to break up
This isn't always the case, but its very common.
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>tfw massive mtf faggot
>tfw too much of a baby to start transitioning
>tfw an heroing seems like a pretty cool option
I just want to be a qt ;_;
hey easy with the hostility fellow super straight bro! i love asshole as much as you no need to get offended. its all penislove here!
300M US pop x .3 = 90 million
> nice math
Even .03 is 9 million people
Concretrated in metro regions your odds are still good. Look in the yuppie parts of large metro areas or the poor parts of minority slums. Traps are either kids of wealthy families or kids of Crack addicts.
No, you just want attention.
Go out and do something really great for other people and your desire for transition will fade.
realtalk
tbh it's not as hard as you might think
yeah for sure you you'll have real shit days when you are just starting out
but the more you move towards passing the easier it gets
its fer sure worth it
you dont find it, its camouflaged. you fall on it without realizing at first. thus the name trap.
What? You didn't pass calculus did you?
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I've found that i have more luck getting straight boibutt when i take all my clothes off and run through a controlled burn
90k ffs
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the world needs more traps yo
go to /lgbt/ and post in /femgen/
I hope this is bait because you're fucking bad at math
who dis?
yeah i had to call it quits with my last gf when i found out she didnt have a penis. i was like "woah hat is this thing here where your penis should be?" And she said some stupid garbage like "penis? why would i have a penis? girls can't have penises, david!"
so i broke it off because theres an obvious gap in our intellcts.
now im back on the hunt so any single ladies (penis only) can get at me!
suck my benis and call me your girlfriend while i pound your bp senpai (^:
its not pedophilia if she has mature features!
barbara palvin is not a trap you terard
im not that flexible my dude i do wholeheartedly appreciate the offer however
wud u fugg this trap
any college.
not a trap
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School
find a cute girl and ask if you can see her penis. what are you, a virgin?
hey thanks
mhmm don't forget to ask for them bobbies
never forget them bobbies