Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.

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Rejected.
>Rattle
>Reverberating rattles

claimin how is everyone night goin?

sachi claim
>rattle edition

Best girl claimed! in the swaggest way
what smuggin cant hurt!
how often do you update your hand photos?
fucking zozzle. have you been involved?
this is the best i got is it acceptable?

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Rory claimed.

Chilli may have been a bad choice edition

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>I could do it right now
>but I won't

>2 million negative

Is this about that plane?

Kotoura claim!

>20/20 waifu claim
>glasses Akiko
Didn't mean you, 20/20 friend! You're alright!

Donmai. Donmai. You're arguing about cats, which is interesting, kek

You never responded: Who the heck are you?! Also, that pic is not lewd! I'm not lewd!

BUT WHY THERE SHOULD BE NOTHING HOLLOW IN YOU WITH THINGS RATTLING IN YOU OMFG

>685070893
woah what the hell did i do to you mang

Welcome back, Gold.

It's good to see you, it really is.

Everyone a QT

You're still nice, but i have no idea what you're talking about. My better judgement tells me to end this train in conversation here.
I'm thinking there's a confusing in definitions. Like maybe they call stuff different names depending on the region.

I read the filename kek

Anyone know a site with doujins in full-color and english?

Better then mine

Checked

Oh

Isn't it swag? Friends and I snuck in Lazer tag 4 times. Employees never noticed
I hate you

Tenryuu claimed

Waking up: The most horrible thing in life. Every day.

oh...
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Panda

Claiming, sup goyems?

Tsumino

awee thanks you too loyal subject
nothing compares to that level of smug tho

See this By shortening claws I mean clipping them every other week. It's basically the same thing as declawing except way less painful, crippling, and risky.

Don't

My answer to your question is no or at least not that I can remember

>declawed cats walk slower
Now this I HAVE noticed but the declawed one has always been the laziest thing you could ever meet
I haven't really taken the time to look for the/a difference in the WAY they walk though

Yup.

I hear that. Feeling kinda sleepy on lunch break. Not good.
Nice loli
Thanks for the check, smugger

It is indeed.

Look at who's up at a decent fucking time. Welcome Rum 'n Koko. What's crackin'?

I-I'm new, and I was just teasing! Machi is my name. I live with a bear in a hut in a forest.
I've watched the anime, I know yer waifu isn't lewd, the picture kind of was though, fufufu~~

i did see.....
I've taken classes on this.....

>yuuko

FUCK FORGIVE ME I FORGOT THE NOT. FUCKING DAMMIT I FOR GOT THE NOT

Oi vey. Just watching jojo

what did i do to you i was talking to the other guy jeez

still here

and

the name can
hello koko

>Rattle rattle
>EVERYTHING IS FINE RATTLE RATTLE

nah

hello queen smug may i be so humble as to ask for a hi?

Yes, it's a three way.

Hey Doc, there's many more to come sadly.

Not much m8. What's poppin?

This is so sudden, what's happened?

Top fucking kek. Godspeed.

>Best idol claimed

b-but muh \B\ plz no posterino the waiferino ;__:
plz make \B\ good again for the lolz ;__;
plz

You've taken classes on declawed cats?
That's strange.

Being an entitled shit.

Milinda claim

No, its about the bastard thats sueing me... If I sold everything I own I would be able to pay close to 800k of the 3 mil I would owe... It sucks...

Ohhhh. I forgot I posted my waifus name... I guess its been a long day... kek

Hate you too...

Thank you my queen it is an honor receving a complement from someone as beautiful as you

Not sure, I kind of just had this thing snowball into this! Now I dont know where to go softie

Thanks. I'll probably pass out soon, though.

I'm not.

Ah. Nice to meet you. I'm glad you've seen KnK! I just recently added your anime to my plan-to-watch list, and I've heard it's quite comfy. If you think that one's lewd, you should see the one with her glasses off. Same pic, but I didn't realize it was different at the bottom until I had posted it one day.

? entitled why are you attacking me i did not attack you also entitled what did i say that was entitled?

Tomosmug? or Smugoko?
BUT U NO HOLLOW
WHY YOU RATTLE
>never been shipped
how even
what even

Well i'm in animal science so...

>i'm not trying to be rude, but this mentally exhausted me.

Random question; If you were put in a mmorpg world, what class or type of fighter would you be? I'd be a healer or a support type of class. I love keeping allies alive :3

Hey man, that's good. I hope you get plenty of sleep for your beautiful self.

Care about you, man.

Look up smugdere and tell me what do you see? Cause I'm sure nothing can beat that

Checked again. Oh shit

Aw :(

You need not. Such formality is not needed in my presence

I hate both of you

I remeber this QOTT! I'd be a Rouge or paladin class

slut

If it means anything neither of them goes outside

Barbarian/Warrior archetype.

The fuck you do to get sued?

I unfortunately cannot smug, but I can cute

Mage DPS, always in anything I play always mage

B-but...

I try my best

For me it's between 9-10am

Hey Nurse. There's nothing worse than waking up, and the cake today is worth it

Hows it goin gothic loli?
kek my bad How are you doin? and I'm sorry rum spirit, but I commited a sin yesterday
You would be haha, I still need to start that. Working on After Story right now
Nice dubs mang, hows it goin?
Good to hear, same here. Although I got my final test for chemistry back. Not super good, but my overrall grade in the class is a B so I aint trippin. How was your day?
kek fite me irl bro. hows it goin?

Tank.
I like to play tank type of characters in almost every type of game.

What about just regular tabletop rpg? I'd love being a cleric or wizard...but with my actual current skill set, I'd be a damned rogue. Or a drunken monk.

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>rattles
doesn't everyone rattle?
magician

Wow it's a pleasure to meet you, I've seen you in nearly all "claim your waifu" threads i've scrolled past. How are you doing?

Tank/paladin.

Its ok
I like you

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both
it goes. do anything good today?

End Me

You're adorable.

Who's "Me".

Alright, I'm going to list my points and you can tell me where I went wrong.

1. Declawing cuts the entire claw off
2. The claw grows back wrong.
3. The claw stabs the inside of the paw.
4. The cat is stabbed in its paw for the rest of its life.
5. The cat is crippled.

Explain where I went wrong.

Rogue, or anything that has to do with assassination or thievery. That's how I like to play RPGs.

Pretty okay now

I'll do it for free in a german and humane way

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Thanks.
>it really means a lot

Get on my bed. I'll give you multiple reasons to live.

That is of no concern of yours
>rattle rattle
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>Rattles
so what's up with you today, Sachi?

I'd prefer to be a tank sort. Love being that sort of character, but second choice would be healer as well
>fufufu~~
oh boy
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Can I watch?

Well, you really mean a lot. So get that good rest, eh?

You really want to fuck Yuuko in the asshole I've noticed.

So besides that, whatcha up to?

>Of course~

But you put us together :^)

Your guess is as good as mine kek.

You'll "come" to an conclusion :^)

>Cake
Oh boy what flavor?

>Kek don't let that be figurative language.

Pretty good, messed around with some friends and took a few test. A B ain't bad in my book.

>Played Doom 2 during lunch
>Shit was so cash

Thank you for a concise list.
You are as stubborn as i i see. Good quality.

1. it removes the last digit of bone.
it can't grow back.

Suicide pact now.

Yes

thank you my queen

hand-kun how do you manage to get into every thread and how are you always so nice?

legit gave me a warm feeling in my stomach i love you guys

>...and that was the last anyone saw of Yuuko. To this day, stories are told about a lively young brunette saying people in distress, deep within the forest...

The End

kek Im enjoying that you are not teasing me anymore. This was a very good idea.

Long story, I thought you knew? Maybe you just didnt see it...

1v1 me AWP only on Dust II m8.
Im actually doing good tonight. How about you?

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I broke the Love Live game... kek

the class that lets me fuck shit up in a giant fucking robot
>gif fucking related
jesus christ you may be right
can you smash?
what even is rattling
>what even is life
Smugosmug better?
NO DONT DIE LET ME HHALP UUU
top smug!

Fug third reply was for>Maki

CHEST I MEANT CHEST FUUUUUU

>saying
>saving
I'm sorry, Yuuko. I couldn't do it properly!!!

Claws are smaller bones attached to the paw/leg bones, correct?

So, if you cut the quick, then you're not cutting the last digit of the claw off, and it can grow back.

you want to get filled don't you little slut

Glad to know you haven't stepped back from your word, Handy.
>And, I'm sorry about your father, let's just hope it gets better.

I've been alright for the most part, I was finally able to have lunch for once.
Sadly, I threw up shortly after.

I hope your visit goes well.

Don't, that is a sacred place.

Welcome back, Koko. How are you?

>implyinghexisnotbestjormungandgrill