Dubs decide what I do with my new dog

Dubs decide what I do with my new dog.

give it a treat

Leave it alone and kill yourself

give it to me for free

Go play with it

Pet him

take it out for a walk

Yay

Ask if it if wants a treat. If it recognizes the word and gets excited, eat a treat in front of it and don't give it anything. If it doesn't recognize the word, get it to associate "treat" with a morsel of food given to it. Then kill yourself.

suck him off

Time to leave your basement op

Winner

Play with his pecker?

Pet it

Give the bitch a bone, bitches love bones

Cut a dick into its back

I left it vague for a reason, but still, go take it for a nice walk, or play fetch etc

Beat it to death lol

Take it to the park

shave it

Delivered

nice puppy OP! Treat it well

Agreed, also roll

Give it a meat treat! (not benis)

shorthaired pointer?

Roll

buy your dog a house

Pet it, love it, care for its every need.

Winrar

Yeah! Love the breed.

Love it and it would sacrifice it's self to save you, no human is as loyal as a dog.

ayyy
Does that imply a doghouse? Or like, a proper house?

pet the dog

do trips count as dubs?

Tickle him

why didnt you get a falcon or a cow?

Checkem

dog house and idk

grill a steak and give him half of it. eat the other half yourself.

get to it OP make sure to delivar

His dog house. (He has a dog bed it's just not in there)

no they count as singles. fucking summer everywhere

Petting

Let him eat his food, I can see some food that's under him

Put a cushion in that "Home" OP.

Teach it to sit.

take him for a walk to the grocery store and buy him some good shit to eat, and post pics of feeding him

Reroll.

Nigger he already said he has a bed, it's just not in the home yet

Tickled

Nigga I didn't say bed. Doggos love chewing/humping cushions. I was trying to give doggo a waifu.

Shove a sharpie in the dog's pooper.

Make him a paper hat and make him wear it.

You may have misread the weirdness of this thread

light on fire

What

Give him a treat!

winrar

This isn't a fetish thread

Suck it's dick

And give it pets

Cut his nose off.

kill it with fire

It's sharpie in the pooper not a fetish

break is tail

burn it

hit its head with a baseball bat

take off your pants and put on him

BURN HIM ALIVE. I ASSUME YOU HAVE ACCESS TO GASOLINE.

Might not be for you

REROLLING FOR THAT

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rollerino

He didn't like it. He was wearing it though

this

Give him pants

Poo on him

reroll4dat

Rub his belly for 25 seconds

roll

Rrrooooooll

put your dick on its head, then stick your finger in its ass

reroll

rolllllll

Perfect.

Now give it a doggy treat.

Because who's a good puppy?

Slit his throat for me.

Pants nao

wash him under the shower

reroll

Punch him right in the head twice for good measure

Poo on him OP

Make it wear a condom

fuck him in the ass

rolling

Drown him.

Face punch pupper!

shit on him OP

Cook 2 big fancy steaks and eat with him, but make sure you eat most of yours first so he doesn't turn into a prick dog who thinks he owns you

winrar

counts as a re roll fucking winrar

Oh shit OP is gunna have to do it now