Dubs decide what I do with my new dog.
Dubs decide what I do with my new dog
give it a treat
Leave it alone and kill yourself
give it to me for free
Go play with it
Pet him
take it out for a walk
Yay
Ask if it if wants a treat. If it recognizes the word and gets excited, eat a treat in front of it and don't give it anything. If it doesn't recognize the word, get it to associate "treat" with a morsel of food given to it. Then kill yourself.
suck him off
Time to leave your basement op
Winner
Play with his pecker?
Pet it
Give the bitch a bone, bitches love bones
Cut a dick into its back
I left it vague for a reason, but still, go take it for a nice walk, or play fetch etc
Beat it to death lol
Take it to the park
shave it
Delivered
nice puppy OP! Treat it well
Agreed, also roll
Give it a meat treat! (not benis)
shorthaired pointer?
Roll
buy your dog a house
Pet it, love it, care for its every need.
Winrar
Yeah! Love the breed.
Love it and it would sacrifice it's self to save you, no human is as loyal as a dog.
ayyy
Does that imply a doghouse? Or like, a proper house?
pet the dog
do trips count as dubs?
Tickle him
why didnt you get a falcon or a cow?
Checkem
dog house and idk
grill a steak and give him half of it. eat the other half yourself.
get to it OP make sure to delivar
His dog house. (He has a dog bed it's just not in there)
no they count as singles. fucking summer everywhere
Petting
Let him eat his food, I can see some food that's under him
Put a cushion in that "Home" OP.
Teach it to sit.
take him for a walk to the grocery store and buy him some good shit to eat, and post pics of feeding him
Reroll.
Nigger he already said he has a bed, it's just not in the home yet
Tickled
Nigga I didn't say bed. Doggos love chewing/humping cushions. I was trying to give doggo a waifu.
Shove a sharpie in the dog's pooper.
Make him a paper hat and make him wear it.
You may have misread the weirdness of this thread
light on fire
What
Give him a treat!
winrar
This isn't a fetish thread
Suck it's dick
And give it pets
Cut his nose off.
kill it with fire
It's sharpie in the pooper not a fetish
break is tail
burn it
hit its head with a baseball bat
take off your pants and put on him
BURN HIM ALIVE. I ASSUME YOU HAVE ACCESS TO GASOLINE.
Might not be for you
REROLLING FOR THAT
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rollerino
He didn't like it. He was wearing it though
this
Give him pants
Poo on him
reroll4dat
Rub his belly for 25 seconds
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Rrrooooooll
put your dick on its head, then stick your finger in its ass
reroll
rolllllll
Perfect.
Now give it a doggy treat.
Because who's a good puppy?
Slit his throat for me.
Pants nao
wash him under the shower
reroll
Punch him right in the head twice for good measure
Poo on him OP
Make it wear a condom
fuck him in the ass
rolling
Drown him.
Face punch pupper!
shit on him OP
Cook 2 big fancy steaks and eat with him, but make sure you eat most of yours first so he doesn't turn into a prick dog who thinks he owns you
winrar
counts as a re roll fucking winrar
Oh shit OP is gunna have to do it now