The bidding war continues! Fine, possibly worthless, but maybe vintage lamp up for auction!

The bidding war continues! Fine, possibly worthless, but maybe vintage lamp up for auction!

first for $1505.05

A Lanister has bid $1500 in other post.

$1610 here

I bid a bottlecap make of 24 k gold

I see your dubs, and I raise you
......
$1611.11

Look, man, I'm already emptying my brand-new MMA for this, gimme a break.

$1616.16

Currency is only being accepted.

This matches my antique porcelain Matroska dolls perfectly. $1700

I don't fucking think so.

$1777.77 here

$1800, I'll make this a goddamn family heirloom

Hmmm.
I bit $1,996.83

$1888.88 nigger

Weak plan. I was gonna blow it up.

$1996.83

$2001.09

$2001.10

$4,612,690.01

Only the real Tywin Lannister will claim this piece.You will all know that's a Lannister lamp from here out.
$2100

$2001.12

$2001.12

Мне надо вернуться ето в России!
$2100!

$2309 here

Says who? YOUR DEAD FATHER! THIS SHALL BE MY LAMP.
$2498

Why not just commission a fucking lamp, you gentric geriatric fuck?

$2400

>bidding with your father's money, against your father

Stupidity has never been this clear. I call inadmissible bid. Votes?

$3001.01

Oh you little shit! Stop spending my money!

Who the fuck is this clown? Goddammit...

$3200

My father Tywin is dead.
His money is mine. I may be an Imp but I am no impcompetant bider.
$3863

$3300.33

FATHER LEAVE

$4444.44

Maybe if you weren't a patricidal little kike...

$4200.42

$3300.95 And a set of only once used anal beads

$4600.56

I'LL BID $5000 for this lamp

I bid my post number

I OFFER ONE (1) HUGE SHIT IN EXHANGE FOR LOVELY LAMP

None of us ever liked you.

$4300

Father your money is now mine, since you are dead.
YOU HAVE NO FUNDING TO BACK YOUR BIDS.
$6,934.03

$5555.55 here

Dude, that's the lamp from the post yesterday, with the stepdad.

>thinking you'd get ahead of your elder brother

Fucking retarded as shit.

$7000

good work retard, we want it

$7000

$7899.99 nigger twat

$7100

$7800

FUCK YOU, YOU IMP-DICKED ASSHOLE!

That's it, fuck the lot of you. I'm putting up CASTERLY ROCK.

GIVE ME MY FUCKING LAMP.

Can you math, idiot?

$8500 and a set of once used anal beads, uncleaned

Not at 3am, apparently. $8900

$8600.01 and a dildo (cleaned)

I AM PUTTING UP KINGS LANDING, THE KINGS GAURD, COCKLESS VARYS AND THE FUCKING IRON THRONE!

8600.02 and a dildo (unclean)

No dildo that's been in your nasty ass is worth $300

$9999.99 Fank you, Fank you very much.

White walker here.
Lamps mine.
K? We done here?

$9700 and a set of anal beads (once used) and a dildo (also used) both not cleaned

My ass is only nasty after taco Tuesday's.

>tywin doesn't even have enough money to bid for a lamp

The lannisters sure have fallen far as of late...

$10000
Is this how antiques are made valuable?

Bitch, do the math, I'm worth more that that shit.

Do you even qualify for capital gains tax? Go back to your ice hut.

$10000.01

CAPITAL BITCH TAX!!

Ooooohhhh burn

I've got this weird glass dagger.

You really wanna go at this?

You're trading in a completely ass-fucked city, a worthless castle and everything you have, and are getting outbid by five digits.

You do the math.

Also, $12000

Sold

$13337.22

FUCK

>skipping the sales process

What are you, some kinda bitch?

...

Hey, Tyrion, buddy, pal, son, kiddo...

We're cool, right?

Going once.

No.
*Pulls trigger*

Oh yeah, also, $1337.77

Going Twice.

$14000
Final offer, it's late af.

14444.44

FUCKKK..
I meant $133,377.99
Final bid.

>realistic bids only.

Going once.

Going twice.

To be fair, we are getting to the point of unrealistic bids as it is.

Nobody would actually spend in excess of maybe $150 for a lamp like that.

For that matter, though
$16000

A rare Albino chimpanzee from Cambodia and enough cocaine to ween him off his addiction

Im a fucking Lannister you shit.
Kill yourself.

$16667.09

Is this the real life?

$17776

Or is this just fantasy?

$18886.98

Caught in a landslide
$18887

No escape from reality

$19001.04

Open your eyes
$19002

Look up to the skies and see

$19010.10

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
$19011.01

Because I'm easy come, easy go

19012.13

Little high, little low
$19013.14

Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me,

19020.20

Mama, just killed a man
$19020.21

Put a gun against his head

$19098.78

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
$19101.91

19100
Pull the trigger now he's dead

How you gonna fuck it up like that, son?

$20000

I'm out of this mess.

$21999.99 my friend