Ruin a first date in 4 words.
Ruin a first date in 4 words
my ex was hotter.
OP isn't a fag
Do you do anal?
I voted for Trump
What's your favorite anime?
your ex was hotter
You should wear makeup.
do you play games
Boner hiding apparatus here
You wanna get married?
I forgot my wallet at home :(
Mind if I vape?
Let's browse Sup Forums together
Did you just cum?!
It is my privilege.
I post on Sup Forums
Your dick is out
I am a Brony
I like anal sex
I have a kid
pink cardamon dish vaccine
I'm still a virgin
You look like mom
Good one
When did Sup Forums become Jacksfilms?
Desu desu desu desu
I fucked your sister
You look like shit.
I collect toenail clippings
How much an hour?
Toss my salad, cunt.
do you like furries
I'll use body language and slap my cock on the table.
do you like mudkips
I'm below six inches
Hitler did nothing wrong
I need a shit
Don't you love abortion?
Kek
I fucked your sister.
That's 5
I love you mom
Do you know Sup Forums?
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i don't have money :v
Premature ejaculation cumming in--ooohh
See? Exactly like jacksfilms
Jet fuel steel beams
"I ruined first date"
check these dubs faggot
Oh meet my ex.
sieg heil mein furher
Kekekkk
you are fucking ugly
check your fucking privlidge
you're a stupid cunt
fucking leave me alone
you must be retarded
what are your diagnosis'?
know your family history?
lets go exercise instead
Dad, that's too hard
I am a Sup Forumstard
My sides have reached the end of the observable universe
Hey, wanna.. Do it?
Your sister was better
nigger nigger double nigger
Here come dat boi
AY YO HOL UP
Who was phone?
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You like anal, right?
Seriously, that ones 50/50. They either stay and want to weird stuff or they fuck off. It's kind of a win actually.
No traps aren't gay.
Pursuant to Megan's Law...
Correct, balls aren't touching.
I usually visit Sup Forums
Refugees welcome in
Liking Femcock isn't gay
Forehead joke, light switch.
you look like mother
Do you like MLP?
Frog riding a unicycle
>furher
I'm pregnant, it's yours.
I worship black cock.
Best reply and I'm the first to acknowledge it.
Sup Forums has failed
Are you that needy for attention you fucking samefag?
i'm a nice guy
I'll fart right now
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is that my wife?
I love rape culture
Do you like CP?
I have anime pillow
Single father here, can confirm. Especially if I go for the younger ones.
That's why you pick up whores
Trotsky was actually right
"I can not count."
Do you watch YIAY?
I have an STD
I like to yiff
I fucked your sister.
That's five
I am a fullonrapist
i hope you swallow
I like to vape