I will do exactly what you say, with only three rules:
-I cant hurt myself or my property (I can force others to do so tho)
-You must tell me what to do exactly and step by step
-I must maintain the contact with the thread somehow, and you must be able to check what I did, somehow
Here is what I have:
An operative old Smartphone (Samsung scl) A 70 cm machete A 20 cm knife Gasoline Several bottles A circular saw Screwdrivers Some money (1000 € or about 1200 usd) An old car (Ford ka) My computer
Doubles decide. Be creative.
Pic related, is my arm the last time I was in this situation. This time will be a bit different.
I dont care about your shit fuckers, I know you are a bunch of degenerates so have fun and give me a funny death.
Lucas Morales
Bumpt
Liam Bennett
buy some instant kraft mac n cheese and have a delicious lunch
Benjamin Miller
its 23 PM here
Jayden Long
Take the circular saw and make your car a convertible. Then Thelma and Louise your sad ass into a canyon.
Blake Parker
pour gasoline in a bottle, light it on fire, and burn 500€
Robert Smith
I will do exactly what you say, with only three rules:
1. I cant hurt myself or my property (I can force others to do so tho)
Learn to read faggot. Also, I am not sad. I just dont care anymore.
Asher Miller
oh shit nigger, check em
Andrew Butler
Can you read the original post?
>I cant hurt myself or my property (I can force others to do so tho)
You wasted the doubles cunt. Go away.
Angel Powell
this thread fuckin sucks
Daniel Perez
Go out of your house and start screaming like a crazy old man
Easton Ortiz
Fine then, do everything I said but instead jump your sad ass out of the car at the last second.
Matthew Murphy
Take your car and act like a nigger
Matthew Green
You are making it suck not following the rules.
Jason Foster
Kill the blacks
Chase Lee
No. I can rob a car if you wish, but as I said, I am not destroying my property.
You must tell me how to rob it tho, and following rule 3, you must tell me how to use my smartphone as a webcam.
Tyler Garcia
pay your neighbor $100 to punch you in the face
Luke Brooks
using your computer, go to club penguin. play for 4 hours, then unscrew yout computer and use gasoline for liquid cooling. post pics
Aaron Torres
go somewhere quiet enough so you won't get gunned/wrestled down before you even start, but populated enough for this to work
drive your car to the chosen place
get out and find a guy who must be BIGGER than you and look athletic
threaten him with the machete
demand he perform 'milkshake' by kelis while you film it
upload it for us all to laugh at
place down the machete so you are no unarmed
run
Asher Smith
put up Christmas decorations now and take them down when December hits
Ayden Thomas
1. set up a live feed. 2. start a fire outside your house with the gasoline and some newspapers. as large as possible. 3. call the cops. tell them you saw someone at your address stuff a body in a dustbin and set it alight. sound sacred. say the guy has a machete and threatened you 4. get naked 5. smear tomato sauce all over yourself and the machete 6. wait for cops 7. when they arrive, run at them with the machete in the one hand and the knife in the other. 8. profit
Michael Hernandez
Throw a molotov at something......but too important like a a nearby huge bin or something....just to see the reaction of people
Grayson Ramirez
Use the tools and money to create a death machine out of that shitty car. Drive to a rough area and attach yourself like in the pic with the keys in the ignition. Whoever takes the car does whatever they want.
Tyler Cooper
Try this then. Do everything I said with someone else's car. Steal said car by walking around until you find an unlocked car with keys in the ignition. And as for us knowing what you did, just call in a bomb threat to multiple locations. That will make the news my nig.
Charles Jackson
kek
nice one. I will reroll for this myself.
Jeremiah Sanders
Calm down, take a nap :) why would you even do something stupid? Think about ppl here... They don't give a single fuck.
Isaac Collins
threaten citizen with machete. then throw machete at them and tell them to cut your dick off.
you said you dont care and others can hurt you. so prove it.
Michael James
OP deliver
Christian Myers
dress up like a medieval knight/ crusader and burn down the nearest mosque while holding up the machete and screaming deus vult!
Oliver Torres
Smoke some weed and listen to some music so that you don't make everyone else's lives shit just because your life is pathetic. Post timestamp.
Sebastian Peterson
>sound sacred
Anthony Hall
o h d a m n h d a m n party's over boys
Robert Perez
Do you guys know about insecam? It can be useful
Grayson Jackson
rolling for this
Joseph Gutierrez
Give 1 dollar for every person that passes you.
James Rodriguez
Pour gasoline into bottles, 1/4 full. Pour the rest on the car' Stab legs with screwdrivers use circular saw to cut off arm sprinkle money on top of wounds call your version of '911', keep them on phone drive as fast as you can get your shitty car up to, into a wall ??? Profit
Jace King
Rolling for Dubs I say, you should fuck some lady boys. Seems like that enough money for some lady men hookers.
Brandon Morales
I think he met "screwed" user
Christian Hill
WINRAR
Alexander Mitchell
You fucking suck man... I wanted to do something stupid because I dont fucking care anymore.
Okay, we had a deal.
Cooper Ortiz
1. take a step back 2. contemplate how edgy you're being 3. stop attention seeking
provide proof that you did all this
Lucas Reyes
First time im actually being nice on fagchan... It's funny reading this stupid shit u fucks write. And no, im not a newfag. And yes, i wrote the dubs com
Leo Hughes
roll
Jason Wright
You fucks always crush hopes, yet here I am. So we all pretend this is real for an hour, then op posts some dumb shit, and there ya go. Blah.
Connor Walker
Give your money to a stranger then burn your neighbors house down
Lincoln Turner
Spend all the money on cocain and LSD. Take LSD and a good line of coke and go fuck a hooker. record video as proof
Andrew Powell
Burn money with gasoline
Dominic Powell
...
William Brown
OP IS DEF A FAGOT at least an edgelord wannabe faggot who will never deliver anything at all in any shape or form that would prove anything. he is entetaining himself with this post and it will serve no purpose except to waste all of your time.
roodypoo candyass
Ryder Bennett
Nice quads retard
Ryan Thomas
Roll Also rape the neighbors before you burn it down
Owen Rodriguez
...
Hudson Fisher
Drive over black stupid nigger apes in ur car. Post results. Everyone will enjoy the sight of such retarded ppl dead on the street. For good OP
Ayden Jones
This
Grayson Morris
Its actually my fault for trying to make you guys have some fun. How I am being edgy or seeking for attention? I didnt even tell you what is going on in my life.
Just so you know, I was actually serious about this, you could have had your happening, and instead, you choosed to be nice for one time. So I guess Sup Forums is always what it doesnt has to be.
Brayden Butler
Go outside...naked
Samuel Perry
Theres about a 99% chance you are correct, but I still lurk for that rare 1% when OP actually does something fucking crazy.
David Sanchez
Rolling for rape
Hudson Wright
Donate that money to the refugees
Jonathan Nguyen
see my point people? countless great suggestions and still not delivering but instead trying to talk about retarded shit. talk is cheap and you are a fucking pussy. walk the walk dont just talk it assfuck roodypoo
Nathaniel Smith
Rape a moose
Samuel Anderson
This. Op is a fag
Blake Gutierrez
Shut the fuck up retard, go complain elsewhere or tell your mum, nobody asked your opinion.
Kayden Garcia
Winrar. Have fun finding a moose
Thomas Adams
Sharpie swastika on forehead. Shave Hitler moostash. Sharpie if u don't have hairlip. Let's go outside for a walk.
Gabriel Reyes
Deliver what? First doubles was this
I am going to bed now. Bye.
Connor Evans
Here we go baby, if not moose, then niggr retarded ape. Also, kill him and slice his throat
Camden Myers
Come on man! Where da fuck he gonna find a goddam motherfuckin moose nigga foo!
Grayson Barnes
Winrar
Hudson Sanders
Rape
Lucas Jenkins
Checked
Elijah Cruz
Shave Hitler moustache on cock and lip. Sharpie swastika on forehead and cock. We go to nonwhite hoods now.
Justin Smith
cut a small puppy starting from its paws up
Caleb Mitchell
Go for a walk and rape the first woman you see
Ian Allen
How about stop being a faggot
Thomas Anderson
>Honest request, doesn't break single rule
Henry Davis
put a finger up in your butt OP cause you're a faggot
Christian Gutierrez
Kidnap a rdm guy Live feed Torture him Cut off cock Go outside Make someone eat the cock .... Profit
Logan Taylor
This
Wyatt Perez
Alright, OP here is my proposal:
Take the bottles, fill them with a flamable liquid.
Go to a place remote, under a bridge or somewhere a bit out of sight.
With the liquid, write a message on the wall, then light it on fire. It shluld leave clear markings and be readable.
Ill leave the msg up to you, something like "Sup Forums was here"
Keep in contact via internet on mobile. Spend cash on drugs later and enjoy
Hunter Russell
Draw Hitler moustache on face with sharpie, make red armband, proceed to walk around in public. Make and maintain eye contact with anyone you can.
Dylan Miller
Oh boy here we go, winrar
Jace Hall
Dubs to bad op is a fag
Jordan Nguyen
Get a lot of money and go on the web to find an assassin. Pay the assassin to assassinate yourself without him you're also the contractor. Bonus points if you try to kill him as well in spy vs spy style.
Liam Adams
Live feed of you chilling.
Camden Ross
This is why we can't have nice things
Mason Sullivan
The fuck do you care if your property or yourself is damaged. I thought you wanted to die didn't you? Is that not the point of this thread? >give me a funny death >but don't break my shit
Logan White
1.Buy green paint and a unicycle 2.Get naked. 3.Paint yourself green from head to toes. 4.Grab that unicycle and roll in the streets pointing to whoever passes near while shouting"here come dat boi oh shit waddup".
Aiden Cooper
So close
Mason Jackson
I second this motion
Luke Lee
Another set of dubs :3
Benjamin Hernandez
>685507233 >-I must maintain the contact with the thread somehow, and you must be able to check what I did, somehow
i think this can count as invalid op, pls continue
Gavin Lewis
corrected
Logan Nelson
Buy a prostitute, hang out and chill, just relax with some company, drink a few beers smoke some weed with her then go to pound town. Repeat until out of money or feel better
Liam Flores
Satanic trips don't lie...
Elijah King
Dubs, do eet fggt
Gabriel Lewis
1 Break into car with machete. 2 take shit on driver seat. 3 take picture with time stamp and post itt.