Why do straight guys like traps?: Part 2

Why do straight guys like traps?: Part 2

>straight guys
>traps

Why do straight guys love cock so much?

because im a closet faggot and want an excuse to touch a dick but still justify that im straight.

Straight guys don't like traps. Any straight guy that does, is gay. Plain and simple. Only gay guys like traps. If you are straight and like them, then you are in the closet

My nigga

Same reason why they like mermaids, look at the top half, pretend the bottom half doesn't exist.

lol

then why gay guys dont like traps?

I only like them if they look feminine, really submissive and have a small cock.

I don't like dudes. I much prefer girls, but if I happen to pick up a trap at a bar I can't say I would care. Not gay, but not really bi either. Just don't mind girls with dicks. I don't like dudes that try to look like girls though (whether with surgery or just dressing the part)

CUCK OF Sup Forums

For me, it began because of constant rejection of real woman, and shitty self steam, plus inferiority complex, it all developed in liking traps, cuz they appreciate the attention you give them, you can actually make another person happy, and that makes me feel alive, since then I got attracted to traps, for their kindness towards you
Srry for the shitty English

I'm straight and gay.
I keep getting gayer and straighter, simultaneously.
Traps have a penis.
This excites both my straight female side, AND my gay male side.
But traps are also feminine, and THAT excites my straight male side AND my lesbian female side.
So being with a trap is like a win-win-win-win.
YOU CANNOT LOSE!!!

It feels good then I wrap one of them around my cock.

this .

I think my brain is going to explode

fucking traps give a sense of superiority

I'm bi, therefore half a faggot. So fuck you closeted OP.

Because I think dicks are secretly delicious

because it annoys alpha males

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;3

So, basically being a beta faggot?

I know its kinda gay, but if I went around calling myself bi people would think I liked normal dudes, which I don't. This is probably why most guys who likes traps still call themselves straight, we're only a little gay, but not enough to justify coming out or making a big deal out of it.

... or bi. why do you fags always forget that? i wouldn't call myself bi in the public, though. i don't want to be hit on by dudes (exclusively into traps and females) and i don't want to be confronted with all the negative implications society stomps on gays/bis. reasonable, right?

This, so much truth

would you say you're...80% straight?

the dick adds 10% to the gay factor
and each ball adds 5%
so yeah, i guess about 80% straight seems right

Yup

i am not into dicks, just topping. where would you place me? (i am not into pussy either, kek)

Far too reasonable for Sup Forums, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>why do people who are attracted to women like people who look like women

Fucking retards on this site

haha :D
actually, i would like to see moar of this beauty ;)

If I had more or knew who it was I could help you, unfortunately I cannot.

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there are more factors
does it have boobs?
>10% each boob
does it have a feminine face?
>20%
what does it's body looks like?
>40%
peenus or vajeen?
>10%
balls or ovaries?
>5% each

Why indeed

you start as 100% straight or 100% gay btw
you may only subtract

It's not gay when it's in a three way

then leave it to god and don't decide what is sin and what isn't so you aren't gonna be punished yourself. i know ma bible.

Traps act more feminine than 99.99% of the cunts in America. Plus, you know you're fucking a tight willing ass.

see
do the math

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So much this.

Wise

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I don't really give a fuck what label anyone wants to call me. Heteroflexible, 80% straight, 60% straight, its all just too much overthinking.

People will call you a fag for liking traps, but you just have to run with it, if you really are straight you don't have anything to worry about, its not like a cock is gonna suddenly materialize in your ass.

sauce?

Here is my own personal justification, criticize as you see fit.

I love porn. Since I was a youngin I began watching your average shit guy and girl fuck busted my nut in about 10 seconds nothing special. I soon got tired of this type. It wasn't because I hated seeing another dick It was because I just couldn't stand seeing another guy there. I wanted to be the one fucking them not watch some dude fuck them. This I switched to lesbian porn when I was about 14 this dealt mostly with lesbians with strap ons I mean I never watched regular porn after I switched to lesbian it was just disgusting. Then I found out about shemales it just seemed like the best of both worlds. To this day when I watch porn of any kind I can't have a regular dude in it. If there's a cock in it it has to be attached to something that looks near identical to a girl. I don't watch trannys fucking dudes. I don't watch trannys fucking trannys. I only watch trannys fucking chicks. It's literally the most straight way one can watch porn involving a dick

it doesn't say shit about being not into dicks, lol

Seriously. Most of the west is so starved for femininity that these sissies actually out-girl the masculine-acting chicks.

The simple answer is that we don't

this trap is perfect, i wish i looked like her.

just subtract twice then kek

i think guys like to imagine that the dick in the scene is there. and there is no guy but two girls instead

>its not like a cock is gonna suddenly materialize in your ass.
this made me laugh more than it should've

just a former trap thread a couple months back

This. For me at least

Tankyo sur

This guy gets it. You bunch of abominations worshipping freaks. You can suck Satans dick in hell.

Your not straight if you like traps if you like traps your a faggot. No way around that.

I went through a bestiality phase then moved on to traps. I'm not gay. I just like the occasional taboo.

faggot or bi or fetish. are all of you 'totally straight' males really unable to conclude?

need sauce on this

And the occasional cock up the ass.
>not gay

see

Eh, there's probably worse things to be doing in hell.

I've used my wife's dildos but never an actual dick.

That's what I think, too. Blame Feminism. Instead of freeing women, they want all of them to become dominant.

bisexual detected

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"Straight" guys penis =gay

ditto... sause. Thats not a dude

Take your pick
>drowned in excrement
>endless whipping
>continually burned in a tomb
>drowning in blood
>endless mutilation

The guys who like traps want a female deep down, but will never be given the chance because they are too beta/shit genes. They are attracted to traps because it resembles what they desire while being remotely obtainable to them (an abomination like they are) Basically its the complete life failure's fetish.

No, no we don't. Only faggots with a sexual disorder and confusion likes traps. If you like cock, you're either a straight chick, or a dirty faggot with a future in dying from AIDS.

dark souls

Ok, that's hot. Really hot. Would do sex things.

i am bi, which basically means i decided to say "fuck deciding".
but i'm not one of those 'totally straight' males you're asking, so whatevs.

Totally not gay

Hope you washed them after. Does she know?

Yeaaaahhhhh, I'll take satan's dick (pun intended), possibly with some of that whipping on the side.

Truth incoming (assuming they like girls)

Faps to traps but never fucked one = Bi-curious (possibly bi or straight)

Actually fucked a trap and liked it = Bi-sexual

(almost) Fucked a trap and hated it = Straight

Kek I hope you're trolling

bad news.
google image search says you're gay.

What is the difference between "girls with dicks" and dudes trying to look like girls, do you just mean ugly traps??

Christ. There's no displeasing you is there? Ok, Satan sentences you to supervised entertainment duties in a retirement home.

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what if i didn't fuck a trap but just gave him a blowjob?
i'm not into anal at all, not even with girls.

I think you described pedophiles not trap lovers tbh

So is a trap a person born women who has a dick or a dude that has tits.

AWWWW YEAHHHHH
GRANNY PUSSY

here here lol

Kek

NO, NO, GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
MERCY, MERCY!

All listed in Dante's Divine Comedy. Punishments were matched to the crime. Flatterers and panderers were drowned in shit, the violent, drowned in blood, etc.

they give me boner

the first one, dummy :>

go on

Now that's just cruel.