Air fryer edition
/brit/
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plymouth is actually an alright place
Gonna post this until someone laughs
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There are actually people ITT who think getting a hug from a girl is a big deal
Grim
2016 has been incredibly hard, but I meant it when I said that I'm thankful for communism and resistance.
Gordon Ramsay is justfuckmyshitup-tier. Can't put my finger on why but he just is.
might get the gary rhodes
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don't reckon are soros exercises at all desu
note: counting /brit/ as networking
>2016
>3DPD
wew lads
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reckon he's a little bit more successful than you if I'm honest
>3
like patrick bateman? i should start doing that desu, but i work a night-shift so everything's fucked up.
slags
might be the fact his face looks like my balls on a cold day
gonna do an ol' 'cide
those aren't slags, they're tarts
got the 50 inch telly hooked up to the laptop lads
love having two screens on the go
dunno how my mind can tell these are silicon dolls but it just can somehow
are those realdolls
they look like mannequins
dont get it
was there an east anglia uprising?
those aren't slags, they're strumpets
Where do people actually meet girls after they finish university?
Haven't made my own bed since I was a uni student tbqh.
God bless domestic help.
uncanny valley
If I remember right, it's got something to do with The Absolute MadMan Oliver Cromwell
Why does men.com STILL use condoms???
never made a bed in my life
work, weddings, other social events
reading about WW2 again
work
don't understand the point in making beds. i'm just going to lie in it again anyway?
You may remember that yesterday I was getting my haircut and wanted the normie special.
Well it worked lads. Actually have a great haircut now, very normie. Had an attractive girl gaze at me just a second too long in a bookshop some hours afterward and I reckon she was keen for it.
I've finally cracked it lads. This is the exact combination of words you need to say for a normie haircut:
>hi can I get a low, skin fade on the back and sides with it just sort of messy coming forward on the top?
oh right. I didnt know it happened in east anglia im a bit of a mong
how do people drink whiskey straight from the bottle
reading secrets of methamphetamine manufacture edition 8 lads
what's the point of living if I'm gonna die anyway
You're a faggot though
organised and clean house makes you feel better about yourself
>I would rather have a gf on the pill so she gets fat and depressed
ah yes, sure way to maintain a healthy relationship is to hormonally damage your partner
practice
for some reason getting in a made bed feels better than an unmade one
there's also a psychological thing where if you do something "productive" like making the bed encourages you to be productive in other ways
they pick the bottle up and put it in their mouth
t. mum cuts his hair
the absolute state of anyone who's mood changes depending on their sheets
You fucking bender, anytime I see some weak jawed runt with an undercut I immediately assume he's bent beyond repair.
What occupations have the qtest girls?
When a darkie comes round my way
i get the same haircut and this is what i say
>Hi can i get a grade 2 back and sides? cheers
also the normie supreme is the undercut, short back and sides is a good haircut for /brit/ lads
Have been shaving my head bald for nine years now.
only works if you can grow a beard/have a decent jawline
Your mum cuts my pubes when my dick is in her mouth
>gf
Think you misunderstood me there.
Getting hold of english books is surprisingly easy here
Got a haircut tuesday and have had 7 or 8 girls compliment me
ive got a lot of ingrown hairs at the base of my head/neck tho. if they fade it then they risk cutting them and oozing puss and blood will come out. then i look like gross unhygenic freak which i am
dunno mate
>he doesn't say, "just the usual please mate"
oooh
then wear a condom to protect yourself from a disease
did he died?
Joe Owens > Owen Jones
not had my hair cut in two years
getting a pain to wash tbdesu
What happened there?
To anyone itt with a runt cut:you are sheep. You follow basic societal trends due to low testosterone (much like women)
good lad
doubtful. He got a blood choke for a couple seconds, probs would've felt pretty dazed but no damage done
post image of your own or someone elses that looks like yours
I just let it grow tbqh lads
>grade 3 back and sides and just a bit of the top please mate
if you ask for anything else you're a veritable wanker
same - nov.2014
am sick of how hard it is to dry after a shower
>grade 3
fucking hell alri john lennon
grade 2 or nothing at all
can't believe there are """""people""""" in this thread that go to barbers for generic deano chop #4
actual state of you lot, would hate to have such deadout hair
Tousled but mid length hair is the only haircut to have. Anything else and you're a confirmed trend following bender
men are mentally ill
post exmple
fade to 0.5 on back and sides is the only true trim
i ask for a number 2 on the sides and about half off the top when i go to my barbers
Said that and she didn't know who I was or what the usual is.
Bit embarrassing.
hahaha gay cunt
>cutting your hair at all
Hooting n hollering, sign of a complacent consumerist sheep who can't think for himself, long haired master race
choose your gender
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>manlets
>To remember the good times I shared with people I'd like my favourite song to be played for me - Lion King circle of life.
the gf wants to drag me to see rogue one, she's a huge star wars fan but i always thought it was overrated toss desu
she's a pastry chef and has a pet eel btw
male
and u?
definitely goy
gender pirate sounds fun
STATE of you
sort it out
>all these people stating their cuts to make themselves look like a normie to others on an italian pasta forum
Got a gf but this other girl I used to be obsessed with and actually creeped out kissed me on the cheek after leaving
she never kisses anyone on the cheek
girls eh
this is the true debated, undeniable, concrete comfy temperature