Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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youtube.com/watch?v=_hVaRiOPZLE
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twitter.com/maro5121/status/810466198672420864
youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI
is.Sup
youtube.com/watch?v=xrPPF6gzMJ0
youtube.com/watch?v=iJYmLVkdoGA
youtube.com/watch?v=hhOMoTkYh9I
yomiuri.co.jp/national/20161219-OYT1T50008.html
youtube.com/watch?v=HH4DwMFrWH8
youtube.com/watch?v=ShZhe0PrgQU
twitter.com/tatakometal/status/810574369881784320
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トレイントレイン
youtube.com/watch?v=_hVaRiOPZLE

お前はホモ?

S;h;i;t;t;e;m;p;l;a;t;e

キスしてほしい ブルーハーツ 歌詞付き-Kiss shite hoshii The Blue Hearts-lyrics youtu.be/kJLghjv_NGs

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お前は違うの?

ホモは違わないよ

It's like having another taorila poster...(´・ω・`)

ホモは神様の間違いでしょ?

それは違うぞ!

I declared first and waited for 310
There was no reason to make a 3rd thread

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I didn't start this thread. (´・ω・`)

ホモは罪

イギリスパンクのコピーバンド

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Do you masturbate while thinking of jesus?

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No comment.
But a naked man in pain always turns me on.

do you think of yourself in pain?

ヘテロスレおねがい

許してヒヤシンス

no. I consider myself always in pain.

ホモスレ

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(^-^)

あり
ここにもスレが
most of Japanese are not Christians
this Thread is for gay girls

朝起きたら肛門から出血してた

twitter.com/maro5121/status/810466198672420864

女の子になったのね…おめでとう(´・ω・`)

赤飯炊いてくれ

尻処女喪失すか?
君の家ですか?
喰われてやがる

Again, another taorila poster...

i reckon i would look quite good in japanese traditional dress

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i watched and recorded it

what?
Chad Smith joins Babymetal.

トレイントレイン
youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI

Hllo virgins. I got invited for Netflix and chill
I have to shave my pubes now
bye

go get a back sack and crack wax, women love that

韓国の橋って北朝鮮からの進撃を防ぐためにいざというとき橋を落とすために爆薬が仕掛けてあるんだな。
何かの拍子でいつ爆発するかわからんとか怖すぎるだろ・・・

is.Sup Forums.org/int/1482023568590.png

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るろうに剣心の新章が開始するみたい
もっと早くやって欲しかった

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月曜日の午前1時が来た
寝る時間だ
おやすみ

Every user
Good Night
Im Anonymousness
so-called Patuya
See You

should be enough
i have to go now
i know you hate me, but please wish me luck
today is the day
i hope i don't have a car accident

Japan
What do you think of 裸のラリーズ and 水谷孝?
youtube.com/watch?v=xrPPF6gzMJ0
youtube.com/watch?v=iJYmLVkdoGA

KIII GAAAA KURUISOUU

大学の日本語クラブへ日本学生が来るからお歳暮を贈ってあげろうと思ったんだ。
でもいいのか。日本ではあらかじめお歳暮を贈ることがあるのか。

>i hope i don't have a car accident
Go get kicked by a horse instead then.

アナルセックス過ぎたのか?

お歳暮やお中元を贈る相手は、親戚や世話になった人やとても親しい友人だけ
最近は贈らない人も少なくない

youtube.com/watch?v=hhOMoTkYh9I

za warudo

| ̄ ̄|_
|`・ω・´)σ「俺は時を止めた・・・」

はらへった

部活のランニング中、高校男子生徒が行方不明になったそうだ
yomiuri.co.jp/national/20161219-OYT1T50008.html

事件に巻き込まれたかもしれないので笑っちゃいけないが、タイトルを見たときは笑っちゃった

そっか。じゃ、贈らない方がいいかも。

I'm white
I'm white
o u Kno I'm white

Well that's just not true. They talk about and post about the same stuff all the time and TRY to annoy people with it. I only talk about Babymetal about 5% of my posts and it's only when something interesting happens because several people here like them.

You're only complaining because it's things you don't like but if it was something you enjoyed you wouldn't say a thing.

Just ignore it, my friend.

are you upset that miss france 2017 is once again black

Thoughts?

>key money
>japs unironically give jewish landlords FREE money

Can someone translate this? Would be really appreciated.

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this t͏bh

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What does this reaction meme convey?
I wanted to know your thoughts, since you've mentioned you were watching it and even had a favourite.

We do not have any chance to win miss Universe with this ugly girl

So what sort of dingy grimey nightclubs are there in Tokyo for me to go to? I'm someone whose gone to CBGB's and had a few fights at shows in my life, I'm not going to let some jap intimidate me, rather I'm ready to show up and impose the Donald on them.

beautiful

youtube.com/watch?v=HH4DwMFrWH8

What's the difference between 勝ちます and 勝つです?

I'm stilll trying to figure out how the ruskie got level 25 in like one day. I put about 15 hours and only made it to level 10.

Am I just that bad or is he that good or is it both

Auhthor Shirai's selfish pickups

Yakuneba's maniac highlights (or Yakuneba Maniac's highlights)

1. Plot foreshadowings are also existing in pictures (I don't reveal where they are hidden)

2. Mobs are also lively (like Connie in frame 2 of page20)

3. The quality of children's picture on the wall is incredible! (episode 3)

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>勝ちます
(I) am going to win

>勝つです
Grammatically incorrect. But in anime it could be happen. Meaning is same as above.

You don't use the latter. Use です after nouns or adjectives. 勝つのです (or 勝つんです) is valid because the の makes it a noun, but the meaning changes.

Thank you very much!!

>But in anime it could be happen.
Well, I'm a little embarrassed now...

I always thought I wanted sex but I want a relationship
She said we should do it one again one day
She only wanted my dick and doesn't love me
It felt better sleeping next to the Korean girl than fucking this girl
How can people pay for sex. what's the point if the person doesn't love you
I came after a minute even though I didn't feel anything. it's so loose.
The orgasm was great. the 2nd time my whole body was shaking
Losing your virginity always seemed like the greatest thing you can experience in life but it's not
I will continue to meet her because it's better than my fleshlight, but I have to get a real girlfriend soon
I don't understand why she spent a whole day with me. was she checking if I'm a virgin because that's her fetish?
After I came I tried finishing her with my tongue, it was disgusting and she faked it I think.
She said she has to get up early tomorrow. a fucking excuse so she doesn't have to spend time with me like a girlfriend
I should've fucked Hyojin 2 years ago. I'm sorry. You were the greatest person I ever met. When you told me I'm beautiful it was the happiest day of my life. I will find you, go to Korea and marry you. One day

悪いんですが、この部分の文字を読める人はいませんか
上は パ○○○○ シ○○○?
下は 大○高○ デニーズハウス?

小さくて読みづらいです

母ちゃんの作ってくれたご飯
お母様がお作りになられたご飯

誰か相手にしておくれ

どうだ皆
久しぶりだよ


>Do you masturbate while thinking of jesus?
それはいいだと言った牧師がいった

暗記デックに入れる

俺がする

youtube.com/watch?v=ShZhe0PrgQU

Noh mask show how looks japanese woman are.

その絵の字は読めないけれど、東京にキッザニアは1つなので他の地図でわかった

ババ・ガンプ・シュリンプ
伊豆高原ケニーズハウス

>Noh mask show how looks japanese woman are.

能面は日本人の女性の外見を見せるって言おうとしたか
Noh mask show how japanese women looks

twitter.com/tatakometal/status/810574369881784320
He dressed as a kami and brought Su a birthday cake and sang happy birthday! They sang Painkiller and Breaking The Law before that.

I made a terrible mistake
I haven't taken drugs in years but I just bought some weed from a nigger
After I came and we went for round 2 I didn't use a condom
I literally risked my life for sex
If I have aids now there's no reason to life anymore

Can someone type this out? Not translate, just transcribe it? Handwriting confuses the shit out of me. This is what I can make out or at the least assume to make out.

>????あた?しいママとっなぐのー

What does weed have to do with not having sex with a condom?

こっちの手 あたらしい ママと つなぐの~

>ババ・ガンプ・シュリンプ
Bubba Gump Shrimp

I've heard the name in the movie "Forrest Gump".