Cryptic voodoo cards edition
Come meet QTs from around Spain, get your flirt on, hook up with femanons, learn '''''languages''''', use all your big daddy skills, make fun of Canadians, fall in love,name your future kid Mara Dona, etc
Culture Pals website for the newfags:
>www.interpals.net
OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com
mega with all the OP pics that nobody uses
>mega.nz
Old thread (don't forget this when copy pasting OP text you cunts):
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Fizkult privet
Пpивeт aнoн
3rd for fucking the dutch slut until she cant walk
enjoy your aids
Tхиc тo бe хoнecт
mfw reading the preamble
; D
To what ? The Spanish constitution ?
9th for losing my boner at phlegm accent
HAHAHA
never been there
Some English history book, amirite?
>spanish flag
>never been there
you what mate ?
reading the constitution ffs it's an expression ;D
I've never heard about it before and Google can't find any examples of this so supposed expression, I think you are confused
I'll say it again.
The fuck you on about lad ?
This.
nice
POO
Ok im new to this, and I got 17 qts to look at my profile, but 0 messages, am I supposed to message them first, or they just lost interest when they read what I wrote about me or something?
You gotta message first, sometimes they will message first but not often.
Apparently if you're a qt Korean boy your inbox will be flooded.
>hi i'm a chinese girl called audrey
Oh well, sadly I'm not Korean.
This Korean lad's page has been viewed 104,000 times since he joined 2 years ago
>mfw he even puts in his description that he doesn't reply to all messages
>mfw he probably does get loads
Sadly I'm not as well ;_;
how do you see view count?
I was thinking about making an KR fake but I don't have the energy to talk to 30 girls a day.
>You gotta message first,
tfw you've never messaged anyone first
S-Should I wait for the assertive one that starts a convo?
He's got a view count and flag tracker thingy on the bottom of his profile
Do it for science, I want to see how easy they have it
No, just write one of them. And don't use "Hi", "Hey" or other one liners
Some Danish guy already does it and he already gets nudes and shit.
You're waiting for something that is never gonna happen. Just go for it, they're strangers on the Internet for fucks sake.
thats what i've done for the last year or so i've had an account. usually they just message a "hi" or something like that but somehow we manage to take it further
They're strangers that can see my face, mate, that shit may follow.
And you made that decision. Change it if you don't like it.
>turk, ugandian, and amerishart message me
uhhg.
>mfw I ignore all messages from Asian girls
I swear they never say anything other than "hi"
It's not my fault if you're too retarded to understand a metaphorical use of a fuckin expression. You can perfectly exchange physical and abstract locations in rethoric. Have you ever read something else than a newspaper or a forum? What a pleb.
You guys ever follow up on page views you get from randoms? Check their profiles? Message them?
only if they're cute and white
FROM THIS
Usually if I get a view I'll check it out. Especially if she's qt.
But I don't message unless I really want to, like if she's very good looking or her profile is interesting enough.
I tend to just wait until they message me because it's fatiguing enough as it is that way without myself making it worse.
Mate that doesn't make sense in any possibly way.
Just admit you made a mistake and move on, it's healthy
>tfw only rich girls talk to you
if lost m y little bit of morals i would scam them all ,but they are so qqt
mfw SEA power hour
kill me
marry her
I understood it but no one says that in English so youre both right and wrong
autistic argument btw
dunno why but I found this hilarious
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Arguing over semantics?
Never been there.
What countries?
Actually yes, there are people who say so. Even some native speakers have it on their books section on interpals. Are they autistic? Well, not much more than all of us here.
Anyway that doesn't even matter because any form of expression is correct as long as it's understandable in a natural or symbolic way. It doesnt interfer with comprehension unless one is utterly retarded.
england,russia,canada
Maybe in a proper context.
Yours wasn't.
It did interfere with comprehension
>Even some native speakers have it on their books section on interpals
yea ppl say that but not in the way you did, not sure why youre trying to talk about english with me kek
>Please clap
If you manage to find a single person who has answered the question of reading the constitution with never been there I'll give you gold fucking medal
Get off your high chair and just admit you made a mistake literally everybody else disagrees here with you.
>tfw that slovenian user comments on one of your qt's profiles.
pls no.
Oh wow the earth is flat! Everybody says so! Now I'll con every fuckin dumbnugger into listening regueton or however it's supposed to be written and their appalling musical taste will become constitution!!
Interpals made me hate slav women because they all seem to be koreaboos and/or have huge egos.
Yeah okay you're right.
You're brain works on such a high level that I've never been there. Are you able to process it in this context or should I analyze thoroughly?
And for the fellow bragging about his native language skills, well, this has more to do with logic so no, you don't convince me.
That's some serious autism senpai.
Also nobody says the earth is flat except a small bunch of autists.
Actually you just described you're case perfectly.
You're the flat earther who believes that majority is with him, while in fact, he's the only one that believes.
But I gotta hand it to you senpai, this is some serious mental issues on your side.
Have fun.
This is some top shelf autism you're brandishing over here, how much did it cost you?
Your brain works*
Ftfy, pls don't be mad at me.
Also, check'd.
They're arguing over an idiom (possibly) at 4/5AM lmao
How the fuck are you unable to understand I'm comparing the retardation of past centuries to what you claim is a decisive indication of truth and right?
Good counter-argument it is. Muh thinking m8 ... your head must hurt
M8, let me rephrase his comments for you:
"mfw reading a qt's introductory message."
"Have I ever read a country's constitution in it's entirety? No, there's never been a point in my life when I was bored enough to sit down for hours reading a document full of dull, political jargon."
does it really matter
Not everything is a discussion, familia, I wasn't arguing with you, I was just mocking you for your severe autism.
Stfu or point every mistakes
Literally quoting that serv or whatever guy's statement:
>Actually you just described you're case perfectly.
Same mistake, but eh ...
I understand that you just want to fight with someone.
Saying X = Y because Y = Z is absurd.
But hey I'm not stopping you from enjoying your fantasies, feel free to fight with someone else.
The dutch slut left me in a good mood and I'd like to keep it.
But you go right on ahead.
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JUST
I didn't see that since my page wasn't updated back then.
Oh sure whatever. I won't argue with someone whos satistaction can be solved by a "slut" and thinks it's decent and paiseworthy while blurts the alphabet out of nowhere to prove his absolute ineptitude. Deep diving in the critique of pure reason ... Good night fags :**
Anyone have the screen cap of the Dutch girl declare she has aids to /mena/
>tfw you stay until 2 am watching old spongebob reruns and talking to qts
good way to spend the night
>poo
i swear i had one that said her name was this
Thai girls have the worst English names ever and this is a fact. Beer, cartoon, film, poo, how the fuck am I supposed to take people with names like this seriously?
what would you expect from the degenerate capital of the world
meh
ded site
ded thread
ded life
maybe you're the one who's dead
Falling in love with some user's fake Portuguese qt.
I'll fuck you to death
What qts are you looking for sashka? Aren't you too Slavic for Western gals?
fugg my qt is too horny for me
>wake up
>she asks for pics and gets flirty
>get home
>get asked for pics
>go to sleep
>get message wanting to sext
>not spending Christmas with qt
she is just making fun of you while riding delicious Ahmed's cock
>Aren't you too Slavic for Western gals?
this. they either ignore russians or laugh at us. what did i do to be born as a russian? why did the nature punish me?
>tfw no Dutch aids gf
Eh, not even actively looking. Just talk to a few girls to practice my french.
who?
must suck, especially considering that your women are all over the western cock.
not only western
well, nothing of value was lost, they all look bad/average at best.
and what about this one?
or this
not pretty by Russian standards, they'd be very pretty by western standards though
>not pretty by Russian standards
this meme is getting annoying. both of them are above average and you know that.
you like to say that because we unironically have nothing to be proud of besides our whorish women so you're trying to make foreigners believe that objectively cute girls (by russian standards i mean) are nothing special. pathetic t b h.