Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Scheme taking over the world

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youtube.com/watch?v=9OrS5Ym6vzU
youtube.com/watch?v=p52-QBTXZyM
youtu.be/D6_ttl3LD6M
youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOX36-tGSM
youtu.be/OLSsswr6z9Y
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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still here


and


i mean i dont want them

too late already bagged some for you

No one else does, and that's okay.
イブウギ

Really quick claim, having to move stuff sucks.

I must departure now. Talking to Akiko, Makoto and Dio was fun. I hope to see you all again.

alright boys, bedtime for me.

I'll see you guys tomorrow.

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Later General, we should go bike racing next time! I'd love to test my skills against ya!

cleaning what? im ok with exercising but it would have to be for someone not myself
give em to the pets

>Scheme taking over the world
hmm?

claimed

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Farewell, Sunshine.
I hope to see you soon again.

Good luck through your day, and take care, please.

You know who it is
Claimed

See ya around m8y.

>over 16 hours of Genji
Absolute madman. Nice though, I've yet to even get 5 kills with High Noon.

Now this one didn't do it for me.

That is true, it's a very fun game. Quite addicted ,myself. Most ults are fairly decent, except Tracer's. Could have a tad more blast radius.

Any girl would do really. None of them stick out personality wise.

Looking at this made me sick.

>Best idol claimed

yellow haired girl better
>nyarko
already starting an argument

youtube.com/watch?v=9OrS5Ym6vzU

Cleaning all, reading will tell you exactly what and where and how .
It would be for both .

God dammit, Maki made me want a PB&J yesterday. Why must I be reminded of that which I can not have?!

Complete. Global. Penetration.

youtube.com/watch?v=p52-QBTXZyM

>I don't want you to leave but I know it's too late
>I'll miss you.
>Sleep well, and see you soon, Sugar.

you do it

there

I'll mail you some for Christmas
you just need some milk to go with it :o
why are the tacos super glued together?

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cleaning for both?
ok i can live with that

This is what I've got so far. I'm too tired to continue though, so I will definitely continue this tomorrow!

beaner magic

>peach girl on ground
HERESY
FUCK YOU

and pats

I'm heading off to bed now, goodnight all! Wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your beautiful waifu!
heh

Oh nothing. But i need that.
>Rolling for Sachi

i can live without those

Kek
Was this made in paint?

I lol'd pretty hard at akiko :p
just because I am mexican does not mean you can say such words to me .-.

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Yes there could be times where you could do the cleaning for both

Reading will enlighten you only if you are interested , or curious .

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I use gimp.

so am I
surprise
>trows piñata

you misspelled can't

what would be done while this sort of thing was being happening?
no typos i reread them myself

>Milk
>Pb&J
Y tho.

The disdain ...

I'm not sure , its up to you I'll be more than glad seeing it happening and maybe take a shot at it
No half assing though

brown brother ^-^
it's the perfect combo, what do you drink? :o

mistakes were made its ok we are in a safe thread

>pb&j
>not pbj&a
Come on, man! Make tom call it lunch!!

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>y tho
AARON BURR ANYONE?
Hott
What about "you look Okinawan to Japanese"?

Where's thay smug fag when you need him?

what is the a?

>plotting revenge intensifies

*that

Asshole. No kidding

with enough sun sure
don't brother me if you were not raised there

im still unsure what you would do with a femboy
nope meant all that was typed

there's a lot of waifus named aaron :O
and kyle
oh my
If I was raised in mexico I would not be alive to call you brother, I am very close though :o

>

Just accept the truth.

I will not buy that for a second. that is insulting.
You can't be that slow . I know it.

It;s the perfect combo if you want to ruin your sandwich. I drink nothing with mine.

>pbj&a
I'd rather not.

Wot

I meant the milk commercial in the US where s guy phoned in with the answer "Aaron Burr"

its ok really I insist

close? like move in and out?

Yup. You heard me right. I'll be going to be soon after I satisfy my hunger
youtu.be/D6_ttl3LD6M

i more or less just want to be sure.
glad you see that i dont need them

but then the peanut butter dries your mouth D:
I don't live in the US :p
Southwest AZ my friend
oh my, kyle :l

ok
>rolling for shizuru rattles
should be called a pb&s

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOX36-tGSM
Go to bed.

Here's the link. I assume this is what
Was quoting about.
youtu.be/OLSsswr6z9Y

Sorry, I was being sociocentric.

I'm on it!

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Yes it is what first came to mind. and also being a couple. thats about it to sum it up in a basic way.

we'll get trough this don't worry

sounds like hell unless legal

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Thanks, by the way.

Nice meme.

Dat rosy brow

Weren't you going to bed an hour ago, Shinoa?

sorry wuz getting good at osu. better than your waifu at least at anything.

O shit it was you all along. Kek, nah that's not a delicacy I want to try.

That's why you microwave it, to make the peanut butter infuse with the jelly :^)

Oh ok, kek wouldn't of guessed that.

You're welcome (?)

i hate you all.

See
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Yeah I know

Nah

See my second reply lol
>an hour ago
Last time i checked, Inc locked out of waifu at 12am

Surprise surprise. I dunno man
>that one instigating nigga in the back
>"Yeah nigga!"

ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over

the in depth must be interesting
nothing to get through

theres a big moth in my room someone save me D:

if by hell you mean hot, then yes. and i am legal :o
I'm learning new pb&j strats
I want to die
^_^

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I don't keep track of time well, it feels like an hour ago...

>excpect
>uressted
kek

You wish me luck every night when I try to sleep, even though we rarely talk. I really appreciate that.

Haven't seen that one before, nice.

Moths are pretty cool.

It is , interested yet?

>pat
there there

I meant because of certain laws
lets get married then , help a brother out

I now hate you most.

post chaos >:3
I'm scared of them and butterflies ;-;
I wouldn't be against that :o
:D

a little bit
im fine

this? stop coming up with new names or i wont know what you want!

Just finished playing league
>Loss streak
You know the drill Tohsaka claimed

Off to sleep.

Moved stuff from the 3rd floor to base floor until now, uugh.

See you later everyone.