/brit/

there's got to be more to life than this edition

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cara

doing a poo

...

the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle

prove
me
wrong

willy overdue for a service

Christmas has turned into "do your siblings shopping for them"

Mummy

[shitty and ignored blogpost]

you clearly don't live on your own
if my brother just got me my shopping for christmas I'd fucking deck him

had a girl with this body
considered texting her today but fuck her

I'd bum her bum

>butt fuck her
must've been a bloody good text haha

2 is my long-distance e-gf

You getting your sister some bread and crisps?

can you imagine christmas alone?

that'd be fucking great

no family to pretend to like and do small talk with
no shitty christmas dinner to pretend to like
no excess of sugary shit that gets offered to you

*enters the thread*

no but she wants a coffee pot (not an aeropress) and some coffee

>yank
Try again

>no shitty christmas dinner to pretend to like
alri 'sheedy boy, off you fuck

hmmmm jordan getting brave on facebook threatening to leak my dick pics

like I won't just post his sister's escort profile

9 has great hair

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ah yes england

That's fair enough 2bh

I just ate a subway sandwich

sure there are people that regret it but they all have fucked up minds with a whole host of unmanageable issues

not like the vast majority of trannies who are perfectly happy

enjoy christmas with the wog part of my family but not the anglo one

you done well there mate

the munter amongst mingers

gonna do this in a bit as well

no she's not

the mum and sister telling me i HAVE to go to my grandmother's on chrissy

fucking hate family

might join you on that one lads xx

>the vast majority of trannies who are perfectly happy

oi jordan reply to me on fb

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>tired of the rorkes
>try r/socialism
>they banned the word 'crazy' because it might offend mental people
>get called a 'brocialist' because I think class struggle is more important than identity politics.
>tfw socialism not allowed, cataloguing microagressions more important
>they ban people for having dissenting opinions
>they lock threads immediately if they got outside attention to stop 'contamination'

gay website, tfw to intelligent to post there

Want a gf so I can go to super nice michelin restaurants with her and spend all my dads money haha

meet-up idea: /brit/ subway run

creasing at people who spent thousands on a gothninja wardrobe and are now stuck with it

go to 8ch and visit /leftypol/

it's like a smug, very left-wing version of /his/ and /lit/

FOB

Alright lads, been away for a while. does the Brum paki still post?

haha jordan crying on facebook begging me not to post it

im not replying to you on there anymore kid

if you want to speak to me then do it in the public domain

would you trust a frenchman that told you not to trust frenchmen?

>r/socialism
>i'm a socialist but not an sjw
>"not a good fit for our community"
>i'm an sjw but not a socialist
>"YOU'RE"
>"GOLDEN"
nothing of reddit is unsalvageable
that's 8ch.p l

Never trust a frenchman, les amis. Trust me on this.

the mandem

>nothing of reddit is salvageable
woopsy ;^)

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(12:53AM, Dec. 22nd) - Listening to Van Halen on Spotify. I was thinking deeply about film-making tonight, more amped up than ever. I had thought about writing "Little Blue Man" but was concerned about the moral implications. So I thought about my short-film idea for hunters who get hunted. That turned into me looking up popular short-films, and when I read about one that was comedic (something about a chef and sea monsters) I thought about my greentext video idea.

>cracked the screen on my new iPhone 7 Plus
>cheapest quote I'm getting is £260

What the fuck?

try lefty/pol/ or various alt-left places.

howling

deano BTFO

more of a Episode VI man myself

>my new iPhone 7 Plus
oh my dayzzzzzz blud

me on the bottom right getting ready to scuk that delicous BBC

there is zero reason to own anything later than 4s

crease

they are NOT happy

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>all i want for christmas is a 100kg olympic dumbell set
>living in uni halls and i dont have a car so moving weights back and forth is pretty much impossible
ROOOOOOOOOOOOO

/brit/ is an alt-rightist general

leftists please vacate the thread

thanks x

Is Mitchell and Webb worth a watch if I like Peep Show? Seen a few scenes on Youtube and it seems alright.

not true
we're an alt-politics general
alt rightists, alt leftists and radical centrists all have a home here x

no

just shared my farmville crops with jordan on fb lads

statists out

>i dont have a car so moving weights back and forth is pretty much impossible
>pretty much impossible

dyel? fucking casual bitch

Watching you Mon Ame?
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FOY

gay cunt

Got a feeling 2017 will be the year I finally kill myself

>find a great porn scenario
>chick is ugly

>find a great looking chick
>all her scenarios are boring

Every time

try taking 100kg on a 3 hour long public transport journey and a lot of luggage
bellend

Will never understand the no case meme

yeah it's quite good

haha literally same

Might do the ol' 'cide before we even get there haha x

bit rude

Doing a poop lads

Same 2bh

feelin' fit, buddy?

All Romanians should be killed

>there are people who still haven't taken the low carb redpill

...

i am as well. literal shitposting

The toilet in this New York City apartment is gucking wedged up against the wall so I can't even sit down on it properly and get a good emptying when I need to shit

Fuck this place I hate cities

blair centralised practical socialism to the point where even the tories now follow a similar economic and social care model

the terms socialism and the left nowadays mean sjw fairytale nonsense

doxxed

ah yes 'straya

pretty cold for Aus in summer right? or is Sydney milder than average.

>job interview tomorrow
>really don't want the job
>threatened with sanctions if I don't at least try for it

Was thinking about going and pretending to be an unemployable aspie with absolutely no social life then I remembered I could just go as my self.

Rich cunt

Corbyn is probably going to win in 2020

The polls show time and time again to be dead wrong plus Putin is likely going to meddle in our election to get the pro-Russia Prime Minister

read a fucking book lmao rorkē

We've had a few mid 30s recently but calmed down now

had a subway sub
feel ripped off

left the so-called doggo unsupervised for a minute
concerned

What books are on your list for 2017 /Brit/

>Never trust a frenchman, les amis. Trust me on this.
Always trust a lad. Faites moi confiance

subway was good when it was £5 for a footlong
but now it's way more than that so it's shi

'no'