Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Japan hero

お疲れさん

真女神転生好きな人手を上げて

今目が覚めた…(´・ω・`)

口絵は紀子様がいいが
本スレはこっちやね

まゆゆ、乙 d( ´ ▽ ` )
ところで、彼は誰?

if japs dont have christmas then when is the time where everyone can be all jolly happy together?

New years eve to new years day

>午後10時
大丈夫?

まゆゆはプチンの娘です
new years

日本一のイケメン高校生

夕飯食べたら眠くなって…

you're just as bad as taorila
I declared first you fucking autistic faggot

dude chill its just a game

I'll make the next thread.
Here, I declared before you.

>プチン
プーチン*

>プーチン
プリン

Start next thread with russian twink

紀子さまちゃう
桂子さまや

ただ、最近の
愛子様は気品が溢れている

DM me your photo

apparently rules don't matter in this thread
I will make the new thread at 293

プリン?

Then I'll report you.

マジかw
なるほど、ありがとう

は?

...

Then I'll spam your thread with bukkake and gaping pictures from my mobile phone

I am not a twink unfortunately

its 1230 you wont be awake at knight these take ages...
ごめん
えぇ、何どっちらですか?

全然分からない
ooohhh rebel
ooohhh
はい。
あぁプーチンです
then you will get banned please dont do that. i like you being here

>えぇ、何どっちらですか?
えぇ、 どっちですか

...

>knight
>k
>knight
night*
fuck i should just kill myself

I can change my ip in seconds
I don't want to be mean and post such pictures but there are rules and I declared first
I'm not like taorila who just wants to fuck up the thread and annoy people
I don't like faggots like in the OP picture now, just like he doesn't like my gf.
but I don't complain about those pictures and if other people declare a thread first I let them post it, even taorila
If you look at my posts I haven't posted my gf in weeks, except as thread pictures.
maybe I should start posting her every day again

post gf? i dont think i have seen

Put Putin in Putin'Pudding

おい そこの君、お前のどや顔を見せてさ

>えぇ、何どっちらですか?
>全然分からない

プチンじゃなくて「プーチン」が正しい。
「プーチンプリン」は、「プッチンプリン」をもじったもの。
「プッチンプリン」は日本で売られているプリン。

どっちら …可愛い( ´ ▽ ` )
日本に、プッチンプリンという商品が売ってるんだけど、それと、プーチンさんをかけた駄洒落がだよ。

...

How is it living in Japan?

And no, I'm not a weeaboo with false hopes.

how new are you?
she is my gf

The future isn't bright, but it's okay for now.

>7777
woah
ありがとう
i have been around since Stefan just before went to japan, i just don't come on that much...
i have used many names but eh i dont like people knowing me even though im the only autist from aus that comes on this thread.

she looks... tired

> Stefan just before went to japan
fuck me
since just before stefan went to japan

se não es um weeb retardado então pra que é que perguntas?

>stefan
who?

I've posted her as early as September but she wasn't my gf then
your asshole looks tired from getting raped by your father you fucking idiot
also his name is Stefano because he's a half Italian faggot

24th September visiting japan guy

もう、一丁
ちっとも、ダジャレがウケない
PUTIN PUTOUTというmemeも見つからない

not this September like last year or something? yeah i dont remember maybe i just didn't pay attention

that's a good point
つまり彼は、こういう事だ

東京は間違ってもホワイトクリスマスにならないよう生暖かい風が吹き、豪雨となっています。

がんばれ八百万の神々!

Isso é um oxymoron, ser weeb já significa ser retardado

Okay...I pretend that I remember him.

Yes last year. I came here in February 2015.
In the beginning I didn't post anything special only sometimes Korean food
Then I posted my ex Skype gf and asked you to rate her
Then I also posted my current gf a few times.
Then I posted a lot of Morrissey and some idol pictures
Now I only post her

ALT
Assistant Language Teacher
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JET_Programme

紅い髪はシャナ!!

ねーねー。
こんなにカワイイ子がレイプされて殺されちゃってるけどどんな気持ち~?ね~どんな気持ち~?

>生暖かい風が吹き、豪雨となっています
>がんばれ八百万の神々!
生あたかい目で応援しています

今、電車に乗っている。降りるまであと二時間ぐらい。どうする?

こそこそしこしこして

Und kannst du schon Japanisch sprechen?

445号、もっとしっかり反日活動をしなさい

can i get a dutch girl ?

英語教えて

寝るか、Sup Forumsでshit post

旅行?それとも実家に帰省?

...

Nein. Japanisch lernen ist für autistische Weeaboos

you can have any girl you want, with the right handcuffs

Jap's more effeminate than Dutch people desu so now
Also friendly reminder avg male jap height is avg female dutch height 何が知りたいの
まあ、shitpostingにしよう
そうだ、帰省だ。冬休みだからなBring dich um du spast

she is a famous German Vietnamese-Korean chemist
I want to be her boyfriend.
pls
youtube.com/watch?v=VyHnSCrqEwY

fascist

先生、ladsっていうのはguysのイギリスよりの言い方であっていますか!?

だって暇つぶしといえば一発抜くのが普通だろ
イったらそのまま寝て2時間なんてあっという間だ

cistfa

痴漢
そういうことは
そこそこにしてね
良い意味で
野郎とか「にいちゃん」いう感じ
男に対する呼びかけ
broより親しくない

視姦

はい
授業終了〜〜
隣りに座るのは女、前に座るのも女。どっちもブス。オナニはでき
なさそうだな。
そんな電車ではない
わあ、美人降りてる!!

ちょっと少しホモだよね

hey do you want to be my friend?

>どっちもブス
ならちょうどいいじゃん
追い払うのに最も効率的な行動と言えばちんこを出すことだ
俺やったことあるから保証する

ありがとう!これから使ってみるわ!

I love her so much
and I don't have to learn Korean to date her

ちなみにUrbanには
A lad is a male who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter.
と書いてある
"That guy just saw off a whole bottle of Vodka then partyboyed that bird, what a lad!"

"Andy got kicked out of City for binning his pint, then turtling naked on the dancefloor...LAD"

これからすると、「にいちゃん」という感じかな
Sup Forumsの使い方は、これよりもっと一般化しているように思う
そうか?
that lads gay
(そいつはホモ)

ああ、あと全然関係ないんだけどパンツパンツうるさいあの追っかけが/poverty/にも来てるのでしかっといてください

なんとなく掴めてきた
hey ladsって言ってもあってるのかな
ようおめえらみたいな感覚というか

俺のケツを突けしまえ

any gakki fan here?

学校大好き

im not but interesting.
is that app running on the android?

yes

発音出来る?

ドジン
ケトウ ケトウ

of course, no :)

Guys, how to find japanese frends in japan? I gankokujin and my japanese very bad.

I want to write to a Korean friend I haven't messaged in a while, but she's a buddhist
I can't say merry christmas
what should I say