Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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【炎上】日本国旗を掲げて韓国ショップが韓国グッズ販売 / パリで開催のジャパンエキスポで異常事態発生
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Why do this?

大宮も火事とかなんとかって聞いたんやが

bumping the thread for later use

>mfw the german koreaboo makes a better thread than the russian weeaboo

do not insult まゆゆ先輩

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桂子様!
Previous Thread そうかgoose pimples鳥肌と覚えていた
goosebumpsなんだ
まあ日本人的には鳥肌chicken skinなんだけど

THREAD MUSIC
youtube.com/watch?v=0fRp24f1vN0

you forgot to take your name off

youtube.com/watch?v=OfVNVI7G-z8
youtube.com/watch?v=ADqLniFy6ww
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youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
these are some good songs

>なんでやねんねん
kek

Pretty shitty taste desu.

^-^
apart from the first one which is actually really good just the video creeps me out but she is really cute so..? the rest of them i find quiet amusing
youtube.com/watch?v=AKKT7zE_0Zg
youtube.com/watch?v=dNaERgfAAB8
i like other music i just find them hilarious
the first one is a good song though

ほんまや
他スレで書いていたから
誤爆した
君たちは好きになれないかもしれないが
良くも悪くも
これがJ-popの現在最高の到達点です

youtube.com/watch?v=NrKXtA3CcxY

youtube.com/watch?v=vYnb-MzsHRg

do you like Men At Work?

I saw Princess Kako at Famima in Tokyo yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Black Thunder bars in her hands without paying.
The boy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Princess Kako, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly...

Is there a good chance that Princess Kako will find me and ask me on a date?

i haven't seen this pasta in a while

why do I have a feeling I know what you are talking about?

yeah i do actually aussie rock is pretty good

>princess k*ko
how dare you refer to her in such a way

actually i remember photoshoping a pic of her and people freaking out on here
aussie band

>in my comfy countryside hometown, not a jap in sight

feels good man

>thai loves his parents

Essex?

are you sad that Peter Jackson is from New Zealand?
The sheep in Bad Taste could've been a kangaroo

>Peter Jackson
who?
also New Zealand is in Australia...

gotta keep it real dawg

>down south

KEK

How would you say "I've heard a rumor that you're selling an unannounced album. Is that true"? I know enough nip to get around, but my sentences are still clunky and I don't trust google translate with this.

Are you going to meet up with the Leeds Bulgarian?

have you ever seen a possum outside of a zoo?

There was a girl from Sunderland at my high school. She was very ugly

yeah a couple of times not near my house but while on school camps and shit we would see them

ファミマで見たってか
>“Oh, like you’re doing now?”
What did you actually do?
I've heard a rumor that you're selling an unannounced album. Is that true
君が公表されていない(予告されていない?)アルバムを売っているって聞いたけど、それ本当?

>meeting up with anyone on here irl

You know I have dignity, right mayuyu?

Southerners tend to be ugly, kind of like monsters

do you think Australia is a good place to raise my half Korean child one day?

*君が公表されていない(予告されていない?)アルバムを売っているっていう噂を聞いたけど、それ本当?

途中をとばしちゃった
if an unannounced album means a Bootleg,
君が海賊版のアルバムを売っているっていう噂を聞いたけど、それ本当?

i plan on leaving. if you want to be blue collar then yes. if you want a job that requires hard work for little pay then yes. but there are not even many of thoes jobs anymore.

i love this country though just no work

>no jobs

then why are young brits leaving in droves for aus?

did they go to primary school?

Do you want to move to Japan?

either japan or chile. if Taiwan ever becomes independent then there also.

if an unannounced album means an-as-yet-unannounced
君が未発表アルバムを売っているっていう噂を聞いたけど、それ本当?

こんなものか

>moving to japan when the olympics will change it
why

Who is "you"?
The artist himself or a pirate?

I would take an Australian qt with me. Japanese and South American women aren't cute

私はクリスマスに興奮しています。
私は七面鳥を食べるのが好きです。

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also
>implying i want a girlfriend
>implying i could get a girlfriend
japan would be a nice country to be alone in i feel
Australia is too expensive to live alone.
Chile would just be nice

you wouldn't meet with me? at least peru

but most girls there have big brown nipples
like the Vietnamese girl I fucked. I miss her nipples

chiri

idk man peru's back on the happy pills again, if he has one of his psychotic episodes and gets a hold of a sharp weapon, he'd be a major threat

あり、日本人はマジぱんちゅ屋しかいねえ
て、いた
マジ an unannounced albumが
未発表アルバムか海賊版かわからんにゃ
ターキー
USJでは、こんなん売っている

His lust for white blood reminds me of a certain someone's plan, perhaps.

Taorila and I are like Simon and Garfunkel. I'm Paul Simon of course
If Peru is Michael Jackson, Thai is Justin Bieber

歳納京子!

youtube.com/watch?v=jijs7yGm8LM&t=0s

what do you guys think of the a sings shit youtube.com/watch?v=AQqVqzOhWoc like this

>歳納京子!

つうことで
ワイは眠いので
落っちまーす

autistic weeaboos

Earlier this week I bought some sweets for my gf and the Vietnamese girl
but it was too late to send it to Korea and that girl doesn't reply anymore
Now I don't know what to do with it
Maybe I should send it to her and say merry christmas and blame it on the parcel service

send it to me

accurate t bh

unannounced album almost always means a legit album that hasn't been announced.
virtually every pirate on the internet shares media for free. literally when was the last time you've seen a pirate put a price on some music album?

is japan so backwards that they still have pirates that would sell an unannounced album rather than share it with everyone around the world?

I would but the postage is too expensive. I would only do it for my gf

holy fuck that looks amazing.

I had a friend from Australia in high school and he gave me a chocolate bar called Cherry Ripe once
it was good

cherry ripe? you don't have thoes? next you will tell me you dont have caramello koalas or tim tams haha

today I gave up on asian women

No I have never heard of them. There are no Koalas in Germany
The best chocolate bar I ever had was one called "Flake" from England

yeah flake is cadbury so we have those here my favorite flakey chocolate is the cadbury twirl which is a flake covered in chocolate so it does not fall apart.
when you get icecreams you can get a flake in the icecream its pretty good

wow that sounds great
Is Australia like a better England?

dont know... but i would say so. we have nice food.

cool. have you ever taken a shit on a public grill?

why would i shit on someone?

it's quite popular in Germany

yeah but in germany its popular to invade poland and gas jews

we like Poland and jews now and they like us
we only attacked Poland to defend them from Russia and we were right. they still hate Russia but not us

but russias awesome

no. they it's one of the worst countries. Russians suck
they are backward, sexist, homophobic idiots and don't let me make new threads

but Germany is a socialist hole... and mayuyu is russian

I don't know what you're talking about
I'm warming up my fleshlight now

because of mayuyu? she is pretty cute desu

no. I want to call the Vietnamese girl tomorrow and ask her if she still likes me
then we will have some fun on christmas eve. I have to be prepared

I was,I am, and I will continue be the king of this thread

ポジティブにならなきゃ
でも難いよ

I'm the king
You're not even here daily
Can we be friends? I never published your or your classmates names and pics here
you know you can trust me

前スレ

天皇陛下御誕生日おめでとうございます

お誕生日おめでとうございます!!!ヽ(´∀`)ノ

I love Japan

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明仁おめでとう

日本をテンコロから取り戻せ

Why are Japs so nice?

国家神道廃止しろ!
皇族の洗脳ツールだろうが!

日本のラノベはふりがながあるんですか?