"Hey, mister. Can I come inside and use your phone?"
"Hey, mister. Can I come inside and use your phone?"
That's a weird way to ask if you can suck my dick, but sure.
actually here's my cell
I keep my only phone in the back of my van, here come have a look.
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No, go away slut, you whore
show me your feet first.
Fag
that depends...can I come inside?
My man.
wanna try summa my flip floopp zibbity zop?!
I don't want to be probed... So... No!
BAZINGA
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Fucking Slavs...
And that's coming from a disc Slav himself.
only if I can come inside too
Fucking end yourself
First a questionnaire. Which of these do you identify? There is only 1 right answer.
Nah bitch you look like that Kingseeker Frampt guy from dark souls get off my porch before i slice you
No, Dave franko looking motherfuckers are banned
Is it mayonnaise?
No. Fuck off.
...
Only if I can cum inside you
yes
I am not afraid to stand my ground
I've seen this movie. No one's getting in.