Tell a story about that time your mum caught you jerking off

Tell a story about that time your mum caught you jerking off

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I always told her in advance when I would be beating the old tubesteak and locked my door to spare me the embarrassment. She understood because she couldn't say anything anyway since she has a drawer full of dildos and vibrators

I have a TV in my room. And sometimes my mother will come in and watch while having a tea. One night there was something hot on TV and I started jacking to it and, and when I had finished there was a hot cup of tea on my bedside table.

My family was weird and super against it, got caught 100+ times from like 12-14. Got spanked for it too so I wouldn't recommend. I ended up here, so maybe they were right about it being bad.

Does she tell you also when she needs to rub one out?

tell stories, provide detail

My mother has never caught me. My father, on the other hand, has - I think. There were also times when he legit thought I was jacking off but I just didn't want him to know I was browsing Sup Forums.

No but I didn't bother her when her door was closed and if I needed something I would knock because I respect my mother

I knew a guy that used to hide under his covers and jack off with his headphones on

he finished one day and when he emerged from the covers his dinner was sitting next to his bed

Do you ever respectfully ask her if you could watch?

First time was when I was in the pool, from the kitchen you had a clear view of the pool;

I had my dick up against one pooljet and my brother was on the other one, mom came out screaming at us, it didn't stop us, just made us more careful


Second time I was just in bed;

Saturday morning, too lazy to get out of bed, turn on tv and its one of those early morning exercise shows with the leotards, start jerking off. It wasn't much material to go off so I tried my best to get really into it, throws the covers to the ground, whip my briefs off and start tugging furiously spread eagle style. I nut super hard and I'm just laying there enjoying it, cum all over my hands and balls, dick still throbbing then it happens.
Two quick knocks and the door opens, "I'm just going to the shops do you wa-", I'm still cumming so it's difficult for me to move, instead I end up just giving her this dumb ass look while she backs out the door and leaves.

> be me
> be 20-21 around that time
> break up with gf( was dump, jelly bitch)
> don´t have a cum dumpster anymore
> have to wank me off on my own
> 3 weeks pass
> normal porn are not good enough
> start watching mom son stuff
> OH YES
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> can´t control myself and have to fap 6times a day
> start to get careless
> find this super hot mom/son pov where son cums into mom
> start making noises while fapping(don´t really notice at all)
> climax of vid is getting near
> I prepare myself
> something is off
> I feel a presence behind me
> OH SHIT!
> MY MOM is standing right behind me
> While turning around vid reached the climax
> Mom tells her some to cum inside of her
> can´t hold it any longer and start to shoot my load
> it hits my mom on her stomach and right leg

Continue? But care no pretype!

I don't believe this story at all but go ahead and continue

Yes

No wtf is it Wednesday already? Damn

> mom didn´t know what to do
> neither was I
> starring at each other while porn action is still going on
> cum is dripping out of porn mom´s pussy
> I want to break the silence: Mom, you see, I am sor...
> mom suddenly leaves the room
> but I got the feeling that she looked at my cock for some seconds
> than it hits me
> Oh shit, i am fucked
> Mom was always one of my best buddies
> she did all the shit for me
> have to do something against it
> clean myself up
> put on some boxers
> run after her
> can´t find her in kitchen or the living room
> start looking for her
> walk into her bedroom
> no one is there
> get afraid
> hope she didn´t do something to herself
> last room I haven´t watched was the bathroom
> go there
> room locked

How did that make you feel?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

we can pretend it's real

How was your relationship with your mother after that? Did you talk about it?

still more to come

> start to call her
> no answer
> start to yell her name
> still no answer
> hear odd noices
> Please no
> PANIC.PNG
> Rekt-threads go through my mind
> afraid that she cuts herself
> go alpha
> doorlock is old and easy to unlock with a stick
> get a stick
> crack the doorlock
> open the door
> burst into bathroom
> look around
> see mom on the toilet
> pants pulled down
> finger in her pussy
> on the other hand she has my cum while she was licking it off
> she looks at me
> I look at her
> she doesn´t stop
> I get a hard one

truuu

>I get a hard one
No no no

Yes yes yes

>>Unlock door with a stick

I am not a native English speaker...
download (2).jpg like a real oldfag, right?

Dood more

You were caught that many times in only 2 years? Were you doing it, like, in front of them or what?

> I ask her: Mom, what are you doing?
> user, you know what I am doing
> It´s the same that you just did
> No mom, it´s not
> Yes it is user, it doesn´t matter if there is another mom in your vids that you jerk off to
> user, you are projecting me and you into the video
> i have to give you guys a little info about my mom
> she studied psychology
> hard to argue against her
> but I will beat her with her own weapons
> So mom,than are you also thinking of me right now or are you projecting someone else into your fantasy
> She blushes
> I am...
> she can´t find the right words
> my chance
> I go straight to her and kiss her
> she doesn´t resist at all
> after a minute off kissing she suddenly stops and pushes me away
> wtf.jpg?

Cont plz!

where do you think you are

we live in a very, very small house. just one tiny bathroom so we have to share it. i was in the shower while my mom was in the bathroom too. i started jacking off while thinking about her just outside the shower curtain. she didn't know that i was doing that but she pulled the curtain open quickly just to joke around with me. saw me with dick in my hand and back arched. pretty obvious... she just started omg i'm so sorry!

>user, you know what I am doing
You should write script for porn

thanks
it´s still getting better
don´t loose your boners, bros

I'm Just going to leave this here

youtube.com/watch?v=teKOeDNLoUY

My mother caught me jerking off dozens of times as a kid and embarassed me and made me cry about it.

Later on I recovered repressed memories about the fact that she raped me as a child. So "getting caught" now feels like a rapist claiming dominion over a victim. :(

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type faster

>Got spanked

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

tell me more

I would always lock my door and do it in the middle of the night when everyone was asleep.
When you masturbate you kind of get fucking super sonic hearing as well, so I would be able to listen if anyone were coming up the stairs.
I was always careful as hell beating my meat. It was always a full blown spec ops mission.

more !

> she tells me that if we continue she won´t be able to controll herself any longer
> ever since my dad died she didn´t get any romatic or sexuel feelings
> she starts to tell me some psychology shit again
> don´t really care
> but she suddenly drops the bomb
> she tells me that loves me
> not like mother and son love
> she sees me like another man
> a man that can go on dates with her
> a man that flirts with her
> a man that marrys her
> a man that has sex with her
> a man that she can be together with till the day she dies
> another info is needed at this point
> my dad died when I was 14years old
> so there was no man in the house for a long time
> but my mom didn´t stop there
> i got even uglier
> i told you about my gf at the start right?
> and i told you that my mom is a psychology studied bitch, right?
> what I am about to tell you wasn´t funny for me at first

I kek'd

kinda funny actually but somewhat related. i used to bust my ex gf sleep masturbating. i didnt even know that was a thing till i sore it. i questioned her in the morning and she went bright red. she didnt believe me till i filmed it. sadly it got deleted when we broke up :(.

* it got even uglier
excuse me
and thanks for the incoming jokes

and thennnnnnnn?

Are you even trying?

Almost got caught. I was sitting at my desk ferociously tugging on my dick with a kung fu grip to some of the best porn I had ever seen. I was wearing just a blanket (which wasn't even wrapped around me) and just as I was nutting I heard the twist of the door knob and pulled the blanket round me faster than lighting. My face was contorted as I was still nutting even when my mom had come in the room. I think she knew what I was doing because my underwear was at my ankles. And she may have seen the cum dripping on the floor. She left after asking if I had done my homework. My hearing has since developed beyond that of a bat so I am able to hear anyone coming 20 seconds before they arrive.

Newfag bumping

Im waiting...

Hurry up faggot, I'm on lunch break

>last week, first time that my mum has caught me
>friends were taking the piss out of hentai tentacle porn so I decided to check it out.
>search on pornhub
>find 20 minute video
>turn headphones up to full volume (full immersion)
>"OK let's see what this is about"
>ew.jpg
>continue watching
>am now 10 minutes in
>starting to find this interesting
>start jacking off
>2minutes of the video left, both the female and the tentacle-monster are about to cum
>30 seconds left
>They are really close
>mum opens door bringing me the takeaway
>They both cum and the cum going into all the females orphises
>user WTF?!?!?!?
>Quickly tuck my fiddlestick into my boxers
>she leaves the room
>come out 10minutes later. Find my brother and dad both smiling at me at the table, and my mother looking angry asf
>MFW my family thinks I'm a NEET

Hurry up, my shaft is getting raw

So did you develop a spank fetish?

When I was 18 I was working super late, and would inevitably go into the computer room after work - this was like 2000 when people had "computer rooms" - and jerk off to grainy jpgs. One time I did this and woke up at like 5 am, my dick was still out but there was a blanket over me. My mom had come in the room in the middle of the night, saw that I was sleeping, and tucked me in while I had my dick out and porn was up on the screen.

> my mom began to tear up
> she told my that she was the reason why my gf got jelly and bitchy all the time
> wtf.jpg
> No, WTF.JPG!!!!!
> my brain couldn´t keep up with all the action
> i was just saying:
> Mom, what are you talking about?
> You and Katrin were always on good terms
> I don´t understand
> You know, user, human minds expecially the ones of young maidens can be manipulated
> I also did some tricks on her
> I know you longer and better than anyone else
> I know what typ of girls you don´t like
> So I made her into the typ of girl that you hate
> a jeleous girl who is always bitching around
> and you know what: I liked it
> I loves it when the broke up in tears when you told her that you don´t want to be her bf anymore
> I knew that you would be mine again
> I knew that I shouldn´t do it
> But I just had to
> I was jeleous of her
> Because she took you away from me
> She took away the last thing that was important to me
> I had to do it
> I just had to
> Maybe you will hate me now
> But I just wanted to tell you
> I love you
> And I always will
> I didn´t know how I should answer my mom

With your cock?

I am doing my best

What pornstar does your mom resemble?

> young maidens
Wtf is this shit

I could never imagine a sexual relationship with anyone from my family, but this story gives me a hard-on for some reason.

I will look up.
I told you that she is a pyscho bitch, right?
She always uses strange words...

Bumping for interest

did you 2 share the dildos?

Bump for incest

Never been caught beating my dick. Only caught fucking my girlfriend while skipping school.

>▶
> Back than something broke in me
> I was not the same anymore
> Maybe my mom manipulated me to
> Or maybe I knew all along that I was also attracted to my mom
> My gf was also similar looking
> After maybe 5minutes of her only crying and saying "i am sry" all over again, i started to act
> I had a urge that was rising
> I wanted my mom
> I wanted to make her mine
> I wanted to be together with
> be in love with her
> be her man
> be all that she needs
> So I did something that would change her and me forever
> And this is where it all started...

2spooky

>my genocide crusade begins here

>Update
'when the fire nation attacked'

>I opened the door
>I got on the floor
>Mom and i did the dinosaur

>Walked
fuck.

Bumping. This peaques my interest and I need to cum

this is not me

One MOAR

14~ I had just finished jerking off but was so intrigued so I kept looking up porn, I was flaccid and didn't put my shorts up all the way and porn on the computer monitor in my room. I freaked out as I heard her coming down the hall and I fell on my face trying to lock door but no avail she came in saw me pants down with what I think was Bigbreastlovers.com on the screen. I miss that site.

To get best possible imagery, when you are hard does your cock curve left, right, or is it straight?

tell me you fucked her mouth

I don't think you know what a NEET is

you will see in 2minutes

Tell us how you nutted all up inside that warm wet pussy

can someone dump this story in paint when he's done so i can save it? assuming he doesnt walk the dinosaur

Are those roshes you are wearing?

she never did

Bump?

Don't you die on me now

> I don´t know why but my dick was hard again
> and there was her mouth
> this beautiful mouth
> those red small lips
> the mouth that I just kissed
> I need to put my dick in it
> I need to rape it
> I need to show her that I am not her bitch
> I need to show her that I am her man
> Mom, you are sorry, right?
> Yes, honny
> Mom, you will do everything to make it up to me?
> Ahm, yes... I will?! But wait why do you ask?
> What is going on in your mind?
> You will see Mom, you will see.
> I threw my boxers away
> I walked straight to her
> I opened her mouth
> I pressed it into her as deep as I could
> I thought that she would struggle or fight against it
> But she was kind of smilling
> She even began pulling me even harder into her
> datfeedling.GIF
> But than I began to feel sry
> I didn´t want to treat my woman like a slut, whore or whatever
> So I began to pull it out and started to kiss her again
> But I was not ready yet

Haha my sides fam, I remember being 17 or 18 as well around 2k, and we did have a computer room dial up and I remember those images..

When will he fuck his own mother?!

Ya wtf was that faggot talking about? NEETS fap all the time..

>took him about 13 min to write
>be back in 13 min

>the next day i went to wc
>got a knife and sliced my penis
>screamed to mom and she came
>jammed the penis into her vagoochies
>told you're the man now and im your little bitch

...

> I stopped to kiss her
> She was scared that I would leave her now
> but I didn´t
> I had to tell her something
> She must know it before me proceed
> I love you, Heidi
> I didn´t call her mom anymore
> she wasn´t my mom anymore
> she was my woman
> Heidi began to cry again
> but this time it were tears of joy
> And this is where I pulled her panties completely off, throw them away and pushed my dick into her pussy
> guys, datfeeling.jpg
> If you have never been in your mom, you missed something
> Meanwhile I was kissed her again while my dick was still in her
> Her eyes were so cute in this moment
> I fucking loved this eyes
> But I didn´t wanted to fuck her on the toilet
> So while keeping my dick inside of her, I carried her over to her bedroom
> And this is where the magic happened

jesus christ user wat is your wpm at like 30?

after you fuck your mom tell her to send you to a typing class

was there a dinosaur?

gg

im gona cum in your mum so hard my seed will travel back in time and impregnate her with you. im the daddy, now.

No, i am still typing
But I am a slow fuck