>ITT We share our experiences with famous celebrities/internet celebrities
ONLY LEGITIMATE INCONTERS
I'll go first.
>Sacramento >traveled up this way for a court order >I got caught in tax evasion charges and currently paying it off >came from a hearing and going to a motel >on my there I stop at a 7/11 AND GUESS WHOS THERE WAITING IN LINE >BAILEY MOTHER FUCKING JAY >being the faggot I am >I get super excited but I hold it until she steps out >I follow >I stop her on the concrete side walk out side >"excuse me" >"umm yes" >"you're Bailey Jay right ?" >"yes, don't tell me. Your a fan ?" >"yeah, weirdly yes" >"can I get a hug ?" >"I don't even know you !" >I beg her until she gives me a hug >to the right of us is a black car parked >a big bald white guy come out and approached us >"miss jay, this man giving you problems ?" >"naw just a fag, let's go " >they drive off before I can get her to sign anything for proof
To this I can't forget the warmness from her breast, the smell of her perfume.
I will never meet her again and I have to deal with it
dont forget ... its also filled with lies so its not a boring one
Jack Diaz
>be at Ray's Pizzaria & Ice Cream Parlor >later find out he is son of Famous Rays in NYC >i have been served by the son of someone famous >lel pizza was good
Wyatt Wright
I'm not lying this actually happened and I'm proud of it
Landon Young
What's your fav pizza ?
Mines meatlovers
Aaron Butler
i know i just like acusing other anons of lying ... i think i might have problem
Christian Jackson
Bailey is it you ?
Levi Ortiz
haha ... i wish id love to be a female with a dick it would just be like being a guy only more awsome because you get the best of both worlds getting to be with attractive females as a male but at the same time looking as attractive as one of them from the waste up
Asher Moore
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Brayden Anderson
Haven't had enough yet to tell. I'll stick with the classics and say Pepperoni.
Brandon Cooper
This is my favorite copypasta, my dude
Aiden Nguyen
so Ryan is a complete douche and probable browses Sup Forums or you are a liar faggot.
Jonathan Collins
>Her
Angel Hernandez
>kick open the door >get on the floor >osama is walking his dinosaur >'oh hey guise you want to chai?' >shoot him in the face
Sebastian Martinez
Yeah cause she is a trans you dweb
Jason Watson
You should opt for self-euthanization. Save yourself the 20 or so years of pain and misery.
Nolan Powell
I met FlyLo in a convenience store, he messed with some nerdy guy and then bought a lot of Milkyways. He seemed like a nice guy.
Anthony Mitchell
> her
Fucking hidden gay
Isaiah Kelly
Aww, did he call you names?
Grayson Foster
I see celebrities almost every weekend.
>Work the comic con circuit/celebs figured out it was an easy way to make quick bucks without doing any work.
No big deal anymore.
Benjamin Green
>her he identifies as male faggot
Carter Barnes
>be me, 18ish (so it's like 2002-2003) >working at Walmart, electronics department >going to college, but huge nerd so I basically run the dept. >living in southern NJ, basically Alabama culturally >win some "most country music cds sold" contest >Lee Ann Womack coming to our store to sign autographs and shit en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Ann_Womack >set up the whole display >meet her, coordinate where she's sitting, etc. >hate country music because obviously >still, she was kinda hot
Daniel Gray
you got hugged by bailey jay. feel blessed!
Juan Butler
Singer or a band called alestorm, drank a couple of beers with him before the show started.
Isaiah Lee
No, but he gave me a Milkyway. He bought 15 for some reason.
Adrian Gray
i love you for using dweeb even though you spelt it wrong
Nolan Howard
How can you hate country music ? Have you listened to Dwigt Yoakam ? Brook and Dun ? No ? Allen Jackson ? Waylon Jennings ?
Better then nigger music I'll tell you that
Luis Bell
I sat next a famous black guy on a plane apparently, had no idea he was famous until people started asking for his autograph. Still have no idea who he was.
Nathaniel Cook
either kitchen sink/deluxe, meatlovers, or sausage peppers and onions with white/garlic sauce
Christian Garcia
>916 fag She was here? Man.. I missed out
Wyatt Hall
FUCK YEAH ALESTORM
Henry Richardson
It's 'than' not 'then', you're comparing. Go back to school, dumbass.
Luke Barnes
he has said she doesnt give a shit but prefers to identify as female its on a video on her youtube channel
Brandon Cruz
Joe Piscapo used to buy ice cream for his two daughters a few times a week from where I used to work. Didn't really know who he was at the time but didn't care because he tipped me well.
Aiden Morales
Grammar nazi
Ethan Gomez
Grammer* Ftfy retart
Ian Long
>met bailey jay >"her" your baiting very hard, i rate 5/7 for making me answer
Jayden Bailey
I don't like nigger music either. But everyone around here is a dumb redneck who listens to that shit so I've always associated it with those idiots.
Joseph Wright
Dosent knew me doin it on purpuse
David Morris
ffs dont incorrectly correct someone and i know i said dont i hate using apostrophes on this damn phone
Joseph Parker
I met the guys from the band Psychostick
Brandon Harris
I've met Tony Hawk, Steven Tyler, Steve-o, a few nfl players and couches, freestyle mx rider Twitch Stienberg, Dean Norris and Oprah.
The nfl players aren't much of a story as I hardly knew who they were.
Eli Turner
Met Gordon Ramsay years ago, was playing rugby against his son
Hudson Allen
> her
mfw
Charles Ward
HOLY SHIT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT, i met the guy with the weird hat when he came to a store and bought jerky and shit
Joseph Thomas
Why does her skirt move like that? Never seen a lady do that?
Ryan Bell
newfag detected
Owen Bailey
Idk why but I like this, vary, vary much
Landon Carter
Met Bruce Campbell when he came to lecture at my university about 10 years ago. Was outside smoking around the back of the auditorium, leaning on his Porsche. Smoked a cig with him, very cool down to earth guy. Didn't bother him for an autograph as he just got done talking for an hour.
Zachary Murphy
>her >her >her GAYYYY
Cameron Hill
I molested Riley Curry in last years NBA finals
Kayden Nguyen
if this is true, that's fucking incredible. well done
Benjamin Reyes
her uterus is not from this world
Nathan Butler
/Bait
Christopher Morris
yada yada yada femaline schlong
Ethan Wilson
Cuz your a faggit
Bentley Garcia
...
Kevin Bell
Had a one night stand with Chloe B back in 2005
Ryder Lee
Yeah ? So what ? Free world motha fucker
Aiden Evans
Either you want to look like her, or you are a faggot
Gabriel Hall
>id love to be a female with a dick
Oliver Rodriguez
>Free world Looks like Omar missed you
Nathan Wright
met all the original members of KMFDM and had a beer with Gunter Schultz
Met Rob Zombie's former guitarist Riggs
Met Andy from Combichrist
Met Raymond Watts
Met Aaron Ward from the Detroit Red Wings/Carolina Hurricanes....actually i've met a good deal of the carolina hurricanes. they come into a local sandwich shop after practice where i eat lunch
Asher Morales
Would you say ? "The Outer Limits"
Colton Long
I met Bieber at a night club in Toronto. Not as much of a dick as you'd think in real life. Asked him to come over to our group. He came over. He was pretty chill. There were like 8-9 girls with us. They would have sucked a turd from his asshole if he asked them.
Gabriel Hall
all my dubs
Charles Thompson
ur a fucking creep
Jose Morris
NICE! I saw them at a show, and complimented their performance. Their singer was also at the merch booth while I was looking at everything. Pretty sure he thought I was one weird motherfucker
Kevin Martin
I met Knowshon Moreno at a business party thing several years back and two years ago I met Maggie Peterson (from the Andy Griffith Show) at a Dennie's in Las Vegas.
Isaiah Lewis
I met the black ghost buster, the old mr. fantastic, and ralphie from the suprano's while working at a theater in high school >celebrity shits pretty overrated if you ask me
Wyatt Diaz
you mean twilight zone
Adam Parker
My friend said Hi to Gene hackmen in the Airport .. and he said Hi back
I got my pool Course in nelly furtado parents house .. .. well .. in the Pool area
>thats it
Isaac Baker
>This one time I met a tranny and sperged the fuck out GG OP
Brandon Myers
I once made weird, awkwardly long eye contact with Orlando Bloom. Good times.
Hudson Parker
Carmen Basilio smacked me in the face. Dude was off his rocker and senile as fuck. Hit pretty hard for a 90 year old. Then he said "that's for nothing ya punk"
Christian Green
You gave him fuck me eyes ?
Alexander Stewart
thats awesome
Landon Sanders
It was more of a "you look a lot older in person" look
Logan Martinez
>Go to Christmas dinner with family >All go to uncles house for this one >Guess who opens the door? >PETER FUCKING GREEN (fleetwood mac) >Don't make a big deal out of it >Play it cool and say "hey uncle peter hows it going and merry Christmas big guy" >Walk into the front room and guess whos there? >JOHN FUCKING SPARKS (Doctor Feel Good) >Also play it cool and ask how his son beau is doing and if hes about
Andrew Martin
My friend said he met Psycho Miko. Apparently his hand felt like a stack of sandpaper. pic unrelated
Lincoln Sullivan
meet a few people due to music n stuff and you know what? ignore rockstars
Jacob Fisher
my brother sat on a subway train across from will ferrell. this was back when he was on SNL
he turned around in a movie theater once, to see when his friend would come through the doors and wave him over -- when he saw he was sitting in front of daniel day lewis
Oliver Long
My brother's saw bobby Jackson 2 days ago at a wing stop
Easton Anderson
Pic related is Emma Gover, a UK glamour model. I fucked her when she was at uni about eight years ago.
Camden Thomas
>Walking down 5th Avenue. >See President Barack Obama chimping out about there not being enough bread at Subway or some shit. >Call him a nigger. >We fight. >Secret service shoots me before I can get a punch in. >Get sent to hospital. >Die in ambulance.
Noah Carter
Nice pasta.
Leo Brown
I took a piss next to Harry Styles at a chick fil a in Los angeles. He just looked at me and sighed and said "fuckin a man", then zipped up and left.
Alexander Hughes
trump?
Juan Russell
>Go down to Temecula with friends to help out with a buddy and his MMA course. >Go to gym, place will highly funded. >We start fucking around, setting everything up for later >later that day >we're cleaning up, fights are over and we're putting all the promotional stuff in the back. >Run into pic related >Play it cool >We end up talking for a bit >"We're going to go get drinks at some bar near here, come with us" >Okay >We hang out, some other fighters there (some not well known, others are well known) >I decide fuck it and make a move >We're going back to my buddies place out here if you want to come with us. We'll be playing beerpong, just kind of a kickback >Okay >Why is this easier than I expected? >Get to house, more people than we expected >House party starts >Fuck, need more beer >"i'll go with you" >Took us an hour to get beer from a mile away because we mostly just talked and fucked around with eachother >"I doubt after tonight we'll see eachother again" >"I don't know, I'm usually around here during the summer only"
We both just kind of looked at eachother and knew we we're going to probably see eachother, we'd been hitting it off. >get into house >Drop off beer >decent amount of people have left >go upstairs
Have to say, one of the best I've ever been with.
Jaxson Price
friend was pulling back into a parking space on the street when a car zipped into the spot. it was robin williams. my friend rolled down the passenger window and yelled "hey williams, you stole my spot!"
he came over and leaned in the window and apologized and offered to pull out and give us the spot. he seemed honestly chagrined and was very friendly and soft spoken.
Jonathan Clark
>Giant faggot going to a concert at a small local venue >Be alone >Walking around, never been to this place before >Look at the restroom doors, labeled Mami and Papi >Turn around when someone asks about if there are restrooms >Point towards the doors, not knowing it was the person I came to see >Mother fucking Busdriver >He leaves >Talk to him when he starts to walk around the bar >Pretty chill guy >Nice concert
Justin Harris
legit lol'd nice double dubs
Matthew Turner
Nah, I'm Putin. Trump was there though, chasing some Mexican, da.
Nicholas Bell
nice meme
Samuel Carter
Ha ha you're from Sacramento. Me too.
Landon Anderson
I got punched by Carrot Top back in 06 at the Mirage.
Cameron Sanchez
my condolences
Sebastian Green
Oldfag. Knew porn star Tera Patrick before she got into porn. Crazy party girl, we all used to go to Denny's late at night and she would harass the old people.
Joshua Jenkins
I've met Justin Bieber (he was 15 and still owned by Usher and Disney), Adam Lambert, Dave Draimen (Singer of Disturbed), Lead singer of Sum 41, Mark Wahlberg, Andrei Bocelli, Wayne Coyne (singer of The Flaming Lips) and Ron Howard