Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

No. Fuck off.

That depends, who's asking?

Oh, sure! Sir, I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir! I have been looking for you!

I'm getting nervous.

Everyone knows alexander hamilton was black

Sir! I heard your name at Princeton, I was seeking an accelerated course of study, when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him, it's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

Sir.. I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sorted out of sorts by a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

You punched the bursar...

Yes! I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two and join the Revolution! He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm NOT stupid. So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

It was my parent's dying wish before they passed.

You're an orphan! Of course! I'm an orphan! God! I wish there was a war, then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for!

Can I buy you a drink?

That would be nice.

Quiet you two!

ey lads

While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice...

Talk less.

this is one bad combo you've got.

...What?

Smile more.

...Ha.

b0ss can i habe the pussy plis

And step off bitch, Imma be in the room where it happens

...

Well, he's never gonna be president now...

Speaking of Hamilton, Wood Rocket is making a porn parody of Hamilton titled "Hamiltoe".

I'll probably end up fapping to it at some point.

Honestly, I probably will, too. But then I'm going to feel bad about it afterwards. Lord, show me how to say no to this.

Well played.

Thank you.

Here ya go