Okay Sup Forums lets play a game.
post a wish and the poster below has to
come up with a horrible twist to come with it.
I will start.
>I wish I could eat as much food as I wanted without gaining weight.
Okay Sup Forums lets play a game
but you have type 1 diabetes
I wish i had a muscular body
but you're a nigger
i wish i had a girlfriend
I wish hitler hadn't died
but he is head of the Church of Scientology
But you lost your penis in the war.
I wish op wasn't a faggot
I wish I had a better job.
During your first eating binge you have a sharp pain in your chest. You have a heart attack and die. At the same weight you lived.
he not but he is bi and sucks dick every day
Gay prostitute
I wish i wasn't gay
i wish i had internet on my stuff no matter what
but you have AIDS
you get one but then are are fired immediately
But you're married to a toothess trannyprostitute
all you can watch is trap porn
I wish I could have my Starbound character irl
I wish I had more beer
Canadian beer
But he's trying to rape and murder you
you get it but it is non alcoholic beer
you get your character irl but it autism and has fits of rage and it has aids
i wish grandma was alive
I'm good bro =)
I wish I could freeze time and rape people
Shit
you can do so but each time you do you age a month
When you freeze time, you freeze as well.
you can only freeze time for 1 second
She's a zombie now.
i wish i had a dad that wasn't a cunt
But you age twice as fast and four times as fast when time is frozen
I wish that I could choose whoever I wanted, and they would have to have sex with me
user, why did you do that to your hand?
I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller
I wish that, consuming no energy or matter in the process, I could materialize any object I think of, to the exact specifications I think of, anywhere I choose within a five-foot radius that is not occupied by anything other than air.
Challenge mode activated.
your dad now has a cunt
Everyone you have sex with refuses to use condoms, and has horrific STDs.
They're always pegging you
But you have a girl and can Call her
You have ED
You are unable to focus on what you want without ironically messing it up somehow
That's cheating. You're just saying 'it goes wrong' and leaving the rest up to me.
+2
i wish religion disappears
niggers within a 5-mile radius will give their lives to steal that or rape it if it is a woman
But you will be forever haunted by voices of buddah, Allah and Jesus demanding you stick your dick in a toaster
you delete religion from human history, causing many important events to never happen, causing society to change completely today
Got me there. Good job.
>Everyone becomes as euphoric as you
I wish summerfags would disappear
I wish poverty did not exist
>buddah, Allah and Jesus demanding you stick your dick in a toaster
Fucking kek
I wish I was happy
With no more religious values, the rednecks pick up their shotguns, band together, and overthrow america.
Everybody except for you becomes a lot more stupid. Stupid people are now severely mentally retarded, geniuses are just a little smart, etcetera.
People aren't able to do their jobs anymore, people aren't able to do shit anymore, because they're so stupid.
That's kinda the point, man. You're no longer able to maintain coherent thought for what you would want, but the object still appears to the exacts of what you think of. You forgot to cover that in your wish.
Every twelve year old registers next winter
Niggers become the same social class as everyone else.
niggers will rise to power
you are but only when you see someone being raped
great minds think alike
But everyone else would be depressed
You become happy, but everyone else is happier. Your envy of their better lives makes you unable to enjoy happiness.
but everybody is poor
so there are no poor or rich people
this is my fetish.
I wish the Floran from the outpost would suck my dick
But you will never feel full
But you become retarded
I wish to have a 18 inch donger at it's smallest length
You can freeze time but those who are frozen know they're frozen and can see what is happening to them
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I wish that fluffy ponies were real, in the exact way that the origin stories describe, minus the watercanon catastrophes.
There would finally be a way to vent how much I want to torture and disembowel a living creature without it being socially unacceptable.
but every time you get an erection you shit yourself
She has oral herpes.
Too bad you lose weight, starve, and die without caloric intake.
Currency is abolished in favour of direct trade
but we're all retarded to begin with
have you ever seen what these people act like?
I wish my pinky finger could instantly make girls cum
it's so big, by the mass of it, it rips off
You have severe headaches every single time you get an erection, so bad, that you start crying from the pain if you ever have sex, sex intensifies the headaches exponentially, and you don't go into shock.
You require meth to be happy
you slowly become attracted to each one you see, but kill it when you are in love with it
You can no longer orgasm.
That is exactly what I want. Killing something so helplessly adorable. This is not a twist.
I wish I was dead
everytime you freeze time, giganigger freezes YOUR time and rapes your asshole once
But you are incapable of causing violence and all of your torturous desires disappear as soon as you have one.
I wish to instantly make any girl have a sharpie in their pooper without anyone knowing
Your hand in sentenced to life for serial rape
but they become sacred to Islam
But you can't have an erection anymore
>>I wish I could eat as much food as I wanted without gaining weight.
Have you seen the movie Thinner?
that's icing on the cake. fuck muslims.
but you become attracted to each and every one you see, even when you eventually kill it. from the moment you see one you are in love with it
Your already dead inside
What you do unto them, you get in your sleep every night. With each new thing you do, every night, it's that on top of the old stuff you did. If you do 5 years worth of torture, you get 5 years worth of torture every single night. The dreams are also very vivid and realistic, like real life.
It is in your trunk when the cops search your car.
When you do this, a sharp object appears in yours.
666 trips checked
you are dead but you are a zombie that in fully aware and your zombie forme can't die