Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Haha, ya got me! Well done!
>Now to wait for Mystery Poster to show up
>Mystery user, I'm keeping my mace handy, just as a precaution, okay?

Yo

Huh, okay then. Yeah so many people praise it to be some sort of god in the form of food. I don't think it's that great. But I'll try it, it might be a new favourite topping for me

Oh that sounds nice. I bet you'll never get to my skill with Genji. I'm really starting to like playing as him, although I think his ult needs a little boost

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Claim

Trying for another

Makoto is in the Westgate by sight

Rory-sama claimed

Fuck. I thought the crimestoppers building.

hanging myself brb

For the most part. I have no idea what I'm going to do when I do it. It's about getting into the state where you can continue and not die.

Tch, I didn't wanna give away the exact building yet. Thanks Rory.

Nope, no crime stoppers as far as I'm aware of.

More fun? I'm a pilot. I went flying a little bit ago.

I took this picture. What city is this?

>Azusa

oh shit, casualties are happening.

but im ika! you know, the guy you said you wouldnt hurt!
>traitor

>people praise it to be some sort of god in the form of food.
fucking kek! laughed for a good 5 seconds. well done. anyways yes, i like it. Todays fathers day. doing anything?

Interesting

las vegas?
>ika

Memphis.

Just a precaution! Mainly because I wasn't exactly expecting anyone to visit me tonight! And as far as I'm aware, I have no clue as to who they actually are!

>I bet you'll never get to my skill with Genji.
You're a cheeky bastard, aren't you? Kek, it's probably true though, I can't flow with him like I do McCree. His ult is always powerful when facing it.

>Pyramid
Obviously some city in Egypt.

>Best idol claimed

>claiming yume
Post some lewds!
How is it going little Homura?
G E T S P O O K E D
>Smug/10
>best waifu legs

Is that pyramid a stadium?

Fuck you that was quick.

HOW???

I don't have any plans when I paint. I just tack the canvas up and mix up a big pile of color and set into it. And as it gets further and further along things change out of necessity, the colors I start with often grow murkier, the lines I put in begin to recede from or push back into the colors, somethings I put in stay in, others are removed completely.

I love the bass in this
youtu.be/6uBK5kvakD8
Sometimes I get the same feeling when I cook. Give me a bunch of ingerdients and ample time and I just let the food guide me. Ive had hours pass like that before.
Someone did say it though.
>here, have a pic of the city I live near
Sup Yume

>Rory-sama

Don't you feel a little powerless when you do that, though?

Same question
>Karen

are you saying me not being prepared wasnt a precaution!? although i will admit that i would have brought more than just mace but still, i just wanted more precautions too.
>ika

I'm actually very good at figuring these things out. I did it to one guy in some bumfuck part of Brazil once when he posted an arena by a trainyard and that was all I had to go off of.

The actual building hasn't been said nor pointed out yet.

It's true. No not really, I don't really celebrate things that well. Which doesn't sound that nice, but yeah. You?

That looks amazing

I don't think a lot of people can't play Genji. He has the ability to double jump and climb walls, and his dash can save you rather than attack sometimes. I enjoy playing him

Not spooked

If it is then Memphis
The stadium is a giveaway
Herro

Precaution is fine, but a gun seemed a little out there...

>Still curious as to who Mystery user is that's coming my way.

How about this? I take a screenshot of a famous place and you all try to guess it?

>Azusa

Round 1

It was a matter of time though. I should have kept my mouth shut I guess.
>brb applying noose

>Hey, I recognize that gay blowjob!

Bai Rory, I shall not miss the puns.
>I'll miss the rest of you though.

That is literally me and places that have any landmarks what so ever.

Also the stadium
>alt-smug

There's a funny story about Van Gogh and cooking. When Paul Gauguin went to Arles to live with him in the famous Yellow House, as a way to save money, Gauguin decided that instead of eating out at the cafe every night they would cook instead. The first time Van Gogh had to cook it was such a debacle that Gauguin decided that he would never let Van Gogh cook again for as long as he was living there. Van Gogh "mixed ingredients as if he were mixing colors."

No, I feel a sense of honor. This energy, this force, has chosen me as its necessary vehicle to spring to life. There is a price to pay though.

i did say westgate with a picture of google maps...

my brother stole the show this night so i dont know if i myself will do something. maybe something small but thats it.

hey i never said gun...

clmd

it was azusa who commented on your picture with your location on it so i would assume it was him...
>ika

I LIVE AT WESTGATE PLS DONT GO TO MY ROOM

But that's just it, it's not westgate. I can see westgate right now though.

And gun was pretty implied!

A visit from Azunyan? Wew, this'll be good.

Don't you live in Texas though?

Alright. Got it figured. Here's a famous place. What is it?

What might the price be?

Kek, you're so interesting makoto

What? No
I'm a different Shinoa

>Included the coordinates
>Mfw

Nah, not really.

Not much to say, still unsure how am I going to spend this day. What about you?

I really like the electronic pop feel to that song. This is the album I was currently listening to.
youtube.com/watch?v=P2rPHqj-9ss

You are to me.

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You should party hard

Ohhhh. You live at the westgate in San Diego?

I am an interest to Karen. My life is complete.

Didn't notice it. Fuck

After making me this ohayo you will literally never leave my memory.
Speaking of which. I have a request to bother you with!

Affirmative m8
Don't go into my room

What do you use FL for?

Wait, what? no... i had it down perfectly... i studied the map, what other buildings are left...

kek, without my dad too.

Smooth.

Request away!

I call BS. If so, you are literally across the street from me.

Hint: See above.

I tried man. Even had it around my neck.
>I wasnt ready for purgatRory
Not all people can be cooks, and everything has to be in balance. Cant be harsh with flavours or you overpower one sense while the rest are unfulfilled.
Ive been trying to listen to this guy sing a lot more lately. He has an amazing voice and is an amazing talent in and of himself.
youtu.be/rgyIhPlaBEM

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I'm not meeting up with you
I might've seen you IRL though...

*random tranny knocks on your door at 4am...

What do?

the US GRANT. it has to be. if not then i know 100%
>mfw still wrong

I want the one you just posted, angry ohayo
Also, can you do an excited ohayo? Like the eyes closed and a happy mouth?
That one would be hard, for the eyes.

Your mental and physical well being as well as your social life. When things are going good you tend to ignore everything and everyone, your health starts to suffer because you're not eating or sleeping, because you want to stay in that state and continue working. You don't go out, you ignore your family and friends, things around your living space fall into disrepair.

Then the painting turns and starts falling apart, the composition is all wrong, and no matter what you try you just can't get it to hold up anymore. And you fall into agonizing despair, you think about suicide, you lose your appetite altogether, you forget that there is a world that exists outside this one painting, and if you can just get it to work again everything will be okay again, but you can't, and the longer it goes on the worse and worse you get until you're at the point where you're honestly going to kill yourself.

Then it changes again, something occurs and the painting starts to hold up again, and you swing back to the other extreme.

It's only when a painting is finished that you're able to breathe again, go out and socialize, spend time with your friends and family, eat regularly, sleep regularly, fix the things that need to be fixed, like your car or a table or whatever. And you get a good couple weeks of that before the suffocating need to paint takes over again and you start the cycle all over.

I can cook decently at least.

this is getting creepy. especially at 3:45am.

Yes do it, party away

fuck i forgot to type Ika
>ika

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I am now too curious. Far too curious.

Say wassup and get a slurpee with em.

>Tfw still wrong
>

Eye edits are a tad tricky, so it'll go on my list of things to try at home. Doing serious work like that on my laptop is a pain in the ass.

I dunno, I'm finding this to be top kek.

It sounds like a very heavy price to pay. You don't mind paying it? Or is it more of an addiction?

Yeah I didn't think you could do it on your laptop lol.
You have no idea how happy I would be when you could do it. Ohayos are my favourite thing ever.

DON'T YOU COME OVER!

i cant. considering its almost 4am here, ill probably just end up sleeping away the whole day. kek

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! bristol hotel

there is so much going around in that area its pretty funny

It's both. I'm a willing participant, but I also HAVE to do it. Not doing it is death.

For stuff.

So you do it because the other option is undesirable?

>goes over
>you not there
>its Sup Forums
>what did you expect?

Sleep sounds good, maybe better than partying

Post your music

I shall try my best.

IT'S TOO LATE! I'M ALREADY IN FRONT OF YOUR DOOR!
>Really though, if I stood outside across the street (can't leave because work) could you see me?

Technically, still wrong. That square is actually cut in half. Only the half facing 2nd Ave is mine.

>doesn't know room number
>what do you expect
Or do you expect me to be in a Shinoa costume in the Lobby?

Homu getting music boner

>Rory promoting Australian artists
He does have a nice voice and apparently he is in a band too. I shall check more of him later.

I see, and that keyboard makes me kinda jealous.
>but the US keyboard doesn't
>huge left shift, tiny enter
>1 button less, that should be between Z and left shift
>terrible symbol organization
>no alt gr
>no keys for using ~^ยด` correctly

I'd be disappointed if you weren't.

>not having at least a casio

I do it because I must, there is no other option.

I've never really recorded anything.

If you can feed yourself and you think it tastes good, then you can cook well. The thing that most home cooks don't realise about cooking professionally is all about how we do what we do.

Imagine that, in a full working day, you spend 2 hours preparing for the rush of a service. Getting everything set and ready so that your job is as easy as you can make it. Then, when the rush hits, you just stop thinking. You become more a production line than a person at that point. Every dish you put out has to look, taste and be sized the same. Up to 30 of a single dish, all done the exact same way. If you mess up, you have to start over and set everyone else on the line back. After 4 hours of acting that way and the last of the food has gone, you look over the section and are immediately in damage control, getting items for the next day written down to be done by the morning prep crew. Then the cleaning happens and you wash away the mistakes, the past and you lose yourself.

That was my life for 5 years. I regret none of it and I would do it again simply for the people I met, the lessons I learned. I had to stop because I worked myself into hospital for the third time.
Oh, I hit a nerve.
>kek
Its more a comedy band. But he remains an amazing artist all the same.
>promoting Australian artists
Theres not too many of those anymore. Gotta push what I know.

Tenryuu claimed

Buying a Korg krome soon...

Wouldn't the other option be death? I mean there is a choice.

Makoto you are the best. The absolute best.

lol i forgot you didnt sleep well. im pretty sleepy as well but im having fun here.

YOU DICK! I fu--
oh shit, your right. i can see it now... it matches with the picture perfectly... how could i have made such a miscalculation...

>doesnt know even how you look
>could be in the bathroom

Everything is quite nice so far I try my best to spook the shit out of mio and I need a plan for my 2 weeks vacation

kek. so literal mio

That's pretty amazing, chef-bro

Indeed. Well sometimes sleep is more important than fun. But not right now

You'll never get me

I wait tables, so I'm at least partly familiar with how a kitchen works. I'm also very good friends with one of the cooks in our kitchen.

There is no choice. Death isn't an option, it's an inevitability. Nothing else.

Much brake line cutting is in your future.

Naaah.

Haha, I dunno yo. I really don't.


>My anxiety is killing me as I don't actually know if someone's coming over here or not

Mio look behind you,
There's a guy waving

Nobody will come over. No worries lol they're all just joshing with you.

An early death is a choice, yes? An escape?

just tell Mio that youll be bombing the UK. you can even tell what part of the uk hes from by the accent he gives out on his comments.

i figured out my goal, i have no clue what to do anymore.

No, they arent. Azusa was the only one. and Shinoa(?) too. but shinoa said dont go to him so i assume he wont go to you.

what do i do now?

My waifu

check fucking mate

>what do i do now?
What do you mean?

Claimed AF