Yo let's give it up for mayonnaise

Yo let's give it up for mayonnaise.

Yeah! Fuck you miracle whip!

mayonnaise is fucking disgusting.

Thank you, Mayonnaise. Thayonnaise.

You do not know of what you speak my retarded faggot user

You sure that isn't butter... because it looks like butter.

Naw that's legit mayo son.

Did you know that in Holland, they put that shit on french fries ?

This faggot doesn't know what mayo or real butter looks like. margarine faggot from the hood.

WOOOOHHHHH!

YEAH!

HELL YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

WOOOOOOOOOOH!

>*applause

Had this today, fucking righteous my fellow faggot.

Mayo and hot sauce is pretty damn good on steak cut / thicker fries.

hang urself

You uncultured swine.

Church

Garnish that shit.

Get out of here you anti-mayite

agree

That's pretty sexy right there

What do they put ketchup on?

Mayo all up in this bitch!

Your mom's penis

Just a little extra olive oil to bring out the umami, unnnnf.

mind = blown

get out of there avocado

I can never understand people who love ketchup but hate mayonnaise;ketchup is disgusting,but you can never have enough proper mayo!

Oh no he can stay, he's mayo's green brother.

Woops

Oh shit son, I gotta make some avo mayo one of these days

WOOOOO STIFF DIJON PEAKS

Only white people eat mayonnaise,
they also use it as sex lube.

Get a little sriracha mixed in there.

100% truth right here.

tfw you're white and you don't have ANY mayonnaise