Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Still here

im still here just to let you know

Megumin claimed

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Thanks for the Snapchat pic user ^_^

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I was known as the assassin's creed guy casue I always wore my black hoodie on with hood on and Im always quiet, even security regonized me when some think i was trying to steal and they be like "Nah he works here"

Alright so Prophets of rage and then Listen to Queens Of The Stone Age, Songs For the Deaf. Oh Eagles Of Death Metal are awesome too!

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reply with spread ass

I'm glad you liked it.

forgot pic

*insert clever way of claiming Blair*

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kagami claimed!!!

>user

I win

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What's your telegram? That other user was being scary but I like you so I'll send dick :3
I really really did ^_^
Made me happy c:

This thread just got really quiet.

Ginko
Feel like i should greet you at least once.

Haha, that is perfect.

Godspeed. I trust you know what to do.

He's pretty capable. I know right? Had to use Poison Ivy once, was worth it though.

Hmm, came close to getting hit by a car while running. Damn red-light runner. You?

>safari winston skin
I just got that yesterday kek. He's a little too weak for me.

Yuuko.

>Best idol claimed

this one time i split milk

not until I know you accept you didn't do a thing wrong and think a bit more

Cookies

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Stealing

I have a dick of my own I don't need to see that

Alright, bye everyone, I'll be back later.

Down expect anymore meme though.

Lurked hard. No one noticed.

Can I see it? :3

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good god that ass

Fuck off i stole her

Nice, I'm always constantly battling with my coworkers about the volume of the music. I usually turn it up kind of loud and they turn it back down. Or they tell me to change the music because "it's just people screaming"

I'll get on that. I'll just listen to the top spotify songs and go from there

>oh shit

I noticed.

I have quite the nice penis, well shaped and a bit above average size, but you know the reason as to why I can't send you a picture of it.

Yuuko
Your greeting is appreciated. How have you been?

Trips confirm now both of you shut the fuck up

i will think about it user, and i do accept that.
i hope you'll think about it too!
until next time user, im going to do laundry and go to bed after, nighty night!

I'll think about it if there's something for me

I'd rather not go to jail but I appreciate it c:

OH SHIT WADDAP

Best idol with best hat

See you later.
You gave me entertainment and memes so thank you.

Life is pretty good. No problems are being made at least.
Recently checked out your steam. Dame man.

Didnt even expect that tbh

I'm guessing you're not in AZ for sex? :(

are we getting lewd?

you can't accept right away and be ready to start something right away too
and good night then

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You didnt last thread.
>shit about to go down at work, need to buckle myself up

not even on the same timezone
and go

I'm heading off to the grocery store now, anyone want anything?

that's fair, it really is, i just want to see if we can talk a little more, it's hard to have a conversation like this.
rushing into something has always been a fear of mine, i promise i won't push anything quickly

So Rory, we gunna 1v1- I mean, level together tonight? Got my mouse and I'mm all ready to go!

Oh hello rory-sama

Chocolate donuts! Or a cake! Actually...

Oh fuck I just realized she's holding an eyeball in this picture. My waifu is pretty damn violent.

we can talk I told you I pop up often , just calm down and we'll see and go to bed already

Miho claimed

Listening to people play payday 2 gives me autism.

ok but only once dont want lewd anons to kill me

Can we make a deal at cosmic brownies? The donuts get eaten rather quickly.

Hey m8, I gotta go back to TAFE anyways.
See ya round.

QOTT: What kinda cake do you like?

I get odd looks, but I love white or vanilla cake with a milk chocolate frosting!

>Cosmic brownies
Those'll be gone just as fast around me, but sure!

I sent one for you

>sans on the panties
top zozzle

That's good to hear. So my Steam profile has been floating around here?

okay lol, i won't be on during the day because work, just to give you a heads ip
goodnight!

Everyday a new "Best" title seems to appear. Anything new?

>Cosmic brownies
Good taste.

Anything chocolate.

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night ,again

All chocolate

Na, you came up in conversation outside of thread. Don't worry i'm not stalking you.

It's fine seeing you here.

Chicken and broccoli noodles are pretty good.

Carrot Cake, cream cheese frosting.
Shit gets me diamonds

all the cheesecake

Oh everyone's getting lewd for the 40th time today.

>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)

meh

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take your clothes off

Triple chocolate with icecream.
>Warm and cold both in my mouth
>Mmmm

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Christmas cake

Officially my favorite mizore pic. she used to be my number 1 before i came here. Got a whole folder of her. I love her song.

Everyone huh?

Best

Even your cake taste is lewd...

I somehow saw that one coming.

>Everyone
Lies and slander.

Three layered cake
Layer one: Chocolate chip pb cookies
Layer two: chocolate icecream
Layer three: chocolate frosted cheesecake

for you

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That they are. Never had the authentic kind though. Which do you prefer?

Hey everyone.

holy shit, nice bike Kyouko!

>Pomf

Wew, thanks Madoka!

hey hows it going

Whichever brand is easiest to microwave...
I am a simple man.

Barry

>poison ivy
Damn, people are crazy drivers everywhere i live. Pretty annoying. Ive just been chilling as always

You never answered me last night barry, i see how it is

I think African Americas are people too...

Hello!

The things i would do to her......sex missionary style for procreation only

Hey esedese
You killed tonnes of guys but can't take down one teenage assassin
Christ you suck
Love,
Akame