What happens when you die Sup Forums?

What happens when you die Sup Forums?

What do you think will happen to you when the sweet embrace of death finally embraces you?

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I will know the truth

Well preferable you won't suffer much if any pain. But alas most deaths come with great pain but all great things must come to an end.


Just remember you're never living, you're always dying to get here or there.

Nuffin' like a dindu

Nothing

Finally

I recently came up with a theory that when you die, you return to the time-o-verse where you can go to any choice you made in the past and change the choice you made.

Want to decide to try weed way back when? Now you can.

Want to give into that intrusive thought and rape that little girl that was playing by the bushes? Go right ahead!

Everytime someone dies and does this, it creates a new timeline, resulting in countless timelines and giving us basic immortality.

You go back to the same state of nonexistence as before you were born (or sometime in the womb when you gained the ability to think)

It's not that complicated.

If you believed in Jesus, you get raised again just like him, if not then you'll die the second death (spiritual death) and be separated from God forever (which is what hell is, not fire and spiky demons)

>I will know the truth
You won't know shit, just like now. You just won't be aware that you don't know shit.

/thread

Samefag

your senses cease to function and your mind turns black and fuzzes out with white dots and then you wake up back in the hub. you can come back and play again if you want though.

you get pruned or deleted

>have virtual reality
>play game every day
>game of Real Life
>sit in parents' basement
>post on Sup Forums
The fuck am I doing with my life?

You said it, sweet embrace of death and nothingness.
All i ever want is to stop existing, just don't want to do it by my own hand.

Nothing? You just stop existing, there is no "afterlife". You shouldn't be afraud to die either, because you wont have any regrets.

you already know the answer because you've been dead laready

you remember how the world was before you were born?

no, it was complete oblivion

and that's what death is

I was on a thread earlier and OP was talking about how he died and was brought back to life. Someone asked what death is like and he responded with

>Go to sleep tonight. There you go.

Although this is Sup Forums so take this with a grain of salt.

It will be the end of my adventures. That's all.

Sometimes that scares and depresses me, but other times it doesn't. Meh.

Nothing
You'll go to sleep and just never wake up.

Suck a reindeer's funky asshole, jerk.

nothing. you just die.

you shit and piss yourself and everyone sees and laughs at you lmaoo fagget

If that's true, next time I'm gonna play as a nigger or a fucking retard or something.

Or blind. Fuck yeah, blind would be cool!

Suck a two-humped bactrian camel's shitty asshole motherfucker.

>Faggots think they die
>There is actually an afterlife and they get to rot in the void forever

Suck a labrador retriever's dick.

Maybe you just "wake up"/grow up as another person but without memories on what was before.

If you've given your heart to the lord you go to heaven. if not you burn in hell

There was no fucking need for that.

XDDDDDD LMAO U GAY DUD FUKKEN KEK AT U

Imagine life as a VR MMORPG tutorial level.

After death you get your own password protected private server with the option to open up the console using cheat codes.

There are also public servers for you to log on if the admins give you the password that is.

Life is only a tutorial, it's kind of a basic script necessary for eternity to function, it's the basis on which eternity is build on and has to be the way it is, for reasons far beyond our understanding.

At least this is what two psychosis has thought me

Suck a jackrabbit's ass with Smucker's grape jelly.

Which is why we experience Deja vu

Reincarnation?

I will piss in your ass and shit in your dick, cunt bag.

Lick a bulldog's nasty asshole.

suck a polar bear's funky ass

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DEATH. COCKMUFFIN

Not only that .
Did you ever felt familiar or attracted to sth you can not explain. Like it is a part of you but you dont know why...hard to explain. But maybe if you die the cicle just begins again. Who knows

Go watch a VHS copy of my grandmas sextape

You wake up from a nap when you were 4 years old.

Eternal life is great until you have done every thing you can do an even infinite amount of times. After a certain point it all just becomes noise. Every thought you can have, has been had over and over and over forever. Eternity is the greatest curse

with all memories? or do your dream them the night before...

>People with psychosis normally have one or more of the following: hallucinations, delusions, catatonia, or a thought disorder. Impairments in social cognition also occur.
PROTIP: Don't rely on psychoses to "learn" things; psychosis is more likely than not to convince you of things that are definitely not true.

no. fool. It is the beginning to the end.

l want to die. But l don't want to kill myself because it's a mortal sin and I'd rather be safe than sorry.

typical faggot logic

its literally incomprehensible and also DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL.

take pleasure in life while you may. lead a life to be proud of. leave the world a better place than you found it. make sure your children have access to actual opportunities in life.

wasting days by thinking about death is a waste of time.

but to answer the question, i think when we die, the energy that makes up consciousness dissipates and reorganizes itself into a a new consciousness/s somewhere on the world.

kind of like how stars explode and send their guts throughout the galaxy only to re condense into new stars and planets.

End to what user? Eternity has no end, that is its defining characteristic.

You do understand the concept of eternity right?

After that point you may decide to start over at the tutorial level and just earase all your memories.. and that's how you got here in the first place, full circle.

yeah, psychosis can be very convincing though.. it's hard to explain to someone who hasn't gone mad himself. I can't explain everything I've experienced with just a chemical imbalance in my brain though, there's more to it..

what can I say,.. it opens up your mind to other possibilities. I won't place a bet on my version of the afterlife, maybe it's just psychotic nonsense.. but maybe, just maybe I'm right. We'll see soon enough I guess.

yes but you don't understand that in the bible it's written that if you give your heart to the lord you will live in eternal paradise

That rat is a FUCKING SAVAGE

On that day, i go to Sovngarde

Double don't know shit

>I like the way you think, faggot.

you start to decompose.
/thread

in a world where time is infinite, theres no real sense of time.
no beginning, no end, no middle, no 50 years, no million years.

living an eternal life not bound by the mortal laws of space time is not what you have in mind. you wont be thinking "man im tired of eating ice cream for the 976,654,684,651,681,872,126,987,321,684,116,987,145,987,101th year. (keep in mind this number and ANY number of years isnt even close to "eternal" in any way)
losing concept of time by having eternal consciousness is a gift, not a curse.

Shor's Hall awaits all worthy Nords

>user's current theories

* nothing; just feels sleeping but without dreaming

*reincarnation: either as our ownselves in the same life or in an alternate universe, or just as a different person in a different time period, at any given time in history

It literally doesn't matter whether you are experiencing the eternal bliss of heaven, the eternal anguish of hell, or complete sensory deprivation that is the void. At some point you will have done everything an infinite amount of times. You will have nothing to the contrast pain or pleasure. Its all the same.

I personally think that there is no beginning to time and that we just experience the 4th dimension in order when really it all already exists. We don't understand how there was a beginning, the chicken or the egg. The universe was always here. Beginnings don't exist. Whats the difference between absolutely nothing and absolutely everything. Think about it like a circle, the difference between them hardly exists. As soon as you die you start your life over again as a baby and experience the same thing again. Time doesn't really flow. Its a laid out series of the 3rd dimension, we are just experiencing it that way. Thus your birth, your death, all exist right now in the 4th dimension. It wouldn't be impossible to think that in another dimension theres another you experiencing your life 1 nano second behind what you are experiencing and that theres infinite number of versions of you all at different times of your existence.

You stop existing. That's it. Your consciousness dies, and so do you. Your atoms are dispersed throughout the universe until its death.

you're entitled to your own wrong opinion

No, if you are worthy your soul ascends to Sovngarde and the breathe of Kyne guides you to Shor's Hall of Valor where you eat drink and spar with other worthy heroes of old

daily reminder that you're just a bunch of atoms

do you think the atoms reorganize like the atoms of stars after they explode?

Suck a rocky mountain goat's ass jerk.

Once you have experienced all there is no more "you". 2 beings that have experienced infinity would have both, experienced the same thing. You lose all sense of self, you lose what makes you human.

Banana is kill now.

everything can be measured down to energy which has no known source.

atoms are no longer the smallest unit of measure. all the shit you learned in school is probably outdated already.

>What do you think will happen to you when the sweet embrace of death finally embraces you?
Fuck that. I don't want to die. I'm going into immortality research, and you should all contribute to immortality research.

You can't do shit you like if you're dead, faggots!

>Once you have experienced all there is


thats like saying "once you reach the end of infinity, then its boring"

allow me to readjust your tin hat

Its not an opinion user, this IS what it would be lime for a human to experienced infinity. There is no other option because, by the definition of infinity, you have done every conceivable thing that you can do an infinite number of times.

in the year 2045 humanity will transcend death once consciousness is uploaded into a machine.

with the introduction of fully immersive virtual reality, a being will have the ability to live as long as they want, wherever they want, and in any form they want.

Lol underappreciated post of the day

So you plan to halt the aging process? That's great, but good luck dodging car crashes, shootings, wars, comet strikes and crap like that in the future. Eventually an accident of some knd will do you in.

But the machine can be destroyed.

%triforce

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>That's great, but good luck dodging car crashes, shootings, wars, comet strikes and crap like that in the future.
After halting the aging process, I'll begin my work on preventing and avoiding those things.

>Eventually an accident of some kind will do you in.
I'm not giving up before I try.

not if consciousness is uploaded into some weird shit neither of us can comprehend right now.

futures crazy man

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deep

Perhaps I was being unclear, 2 beings free from the confines of finite time, space, memory, ect. Would be the same. They both experience infinity and everything forever.

If I happen to stumble across the means to halt the aging process, and then apply it, maybe increasing intelligence or means of time travel is next.
With higher intelligence, I'd be able to obtain more knowledge, and with more knowledge and intelligence, perhaps, I could find true immortality.
Maybe immortality can be found more easily in the future, so I could start with time travel.
Maybe I should start with intelligence, so it's easier to find time travel and or immortality.

>tfw I'm probably just going to die an old man trying to prevent death

Kek I love you user

interesting.
seems though its implying a business is made out of the whole uploading consciousness thing.
i dont think that will be the case. in the future i believe the well being of people and earth will be more important than personal gain / profit.

but you never know man.

Oh yeah? then explain to me why people at my church have stood up at the alter and said that they have died and have seen the gates of heaven in hell.

I've read that before. It was rather enjoyable.
Unfortunately, however, you're going to be wiped the fuck out before you can move into a machine that moves outside of spacetime.

hahahaha

yea. millions of people already believe we are all fundamentally the same.
we come from the same source, made of the same energy. the things that separate us like time / distance / memories / egos / are all illusions.

Lol, yuh big dummy

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!

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When you're dead, you stop functioning. Like a computer without power, you process nothing anymore. And that's it.

This. As autistic as it sounds.
It's my dream to live forever, either through cybernetics or otherwise.
The concept of death horrifies me. The thought of knowing and feeling so much, only to return to the void again. I mean, think about all the time that passed before you were born, all the events that happened , and it doesn't even register. The graveyards are stuffed with people who felt and thought everything you did, not to mention the countless others.
I fucking despise that void. I font wanna stop feeling, thinking or learning ever.
It's just so hard for me to accept, and its the one sure thing in this universe.
Fucking hell, man.

%triforce

But what if you just repeat it all over and over again. Read Nietzsche for that