Walk into men's room and find this...what do?

Walk into men's room and find this...what do?

Piss in its mouth.

Push her out of the way and take her place.

Human urinal is my ultimate fantasy

If he identifies as male it's okay.

tell her to get some self respect

only right answer.
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Jack off to her flappy titties then nut in her mouth

Do a 7020 and walk the fuck out

Say "Mom, let me take you home"

behead for Allah.

I'd call emergency services to process her.

Have her arrested and put on a sex offender registry for a few years.

Piss and cum in her mouth

Wait! Can I use her before you take her away?

Of course

Thanks user, I really needed some relief

Drag her off to a stall and have my way with her.

Ask her why shes in the boys toilets and tell her to get the fuck out

only my pure waifu will take my virginity

You never go to the middle urinal. Always get the one farthest from the door.

>inb4 "I identify as a urinal and if you don't respect my rights i'm going to get so fucking triggered"

piss in the urinal. if she does anything i'll punch her in the face with my ring hand until she's bloody then call the cops.

walk 720 degree and run

duh

tell wtf are you looking at my dick for bro

Choose middle urinal, piss, and lift arm to flush

...

Turn 180 and meet your friend Ben dover

the one closest to the door is often the cleanest though

because you touch the urinal

Piss in the urinal next to her and completely ignore her existence (unless she starts talking then act as if she appeared out of no where).

Walk in, see woman, hesitate, walk out

Why are you on the mans bathroom *calls 911*

What the Fuck you think I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna stick my cock on her lips and PISS AWAY

Holy shit, those aren't tits, those are plates with nipples what the fuck