Would you?
Would you?
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I'd send the fucker flying
Anyone who wouldn't is pretty retarded.
no
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no way, that would be wrong.
>inb4 trolls saying they would do it
Doesnt say shit about killing it just lightly step on its tail gg
I'd take a mallet to that fuckers head and eat that shit for eighteen billion dollars. Hell, I would drown it in my shit then set it ablaze for eighteen billion billion dollars. Mother fucker, I'm only getting started with what I would do for eighteen million dollars.
there's no sugar coating this.. i mean.. yes i would. 18 billion dollars? are you kidding? 18 billion?
let's get some pussy tonight
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i'd do it for 18 dollars
I'd step on this pupper for a full tank of gas
>eighteen billion dollars
>eighteen billion billion dollars
>eighteen million dollars
which one is it?
i'd do it for a 10
For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul?
eat my shit you faggot
no
Gladly.
But I dont have 18 billion dollars
billion, sorry tired and too lazy to proof read.
I'd do it for a Klondike Bar.
nigga id wear the puppy like designer footwear for that much money
if i could do so in complete secrecy
fuck
Fuck yes.
nigga i would do it for 100k
nigga im poor
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Fucking lost it it wasn't even funny
I would do it for free you sick fuck
If i had 19 billion dollars i would gladly pay 18 billion to be able to step on that puppy.
This is true
>tfw been blessed by immunity cat for a year now
18 fucking billion dollars??????? That's a lot of fucking zeros. I'd get into a nightclub and kill a bunch of homos for it WITH THE FUCKING DOG
naw son
ding
For 1000 I would smash the fuck out of that puppy.
18 BILLION DOLLARS?
18 BILLION?
I would fucking do a whole gore thread with it.
And only for 10€
All 3
Fucking niggers
18 billion is a lot of money. If all it took to become a billionaire and to live comfortable for the rest of you're life was killing a dog that resembles a deformed rodent then I would definitly do it.
fuck you
It doesn't say how heavy I have to step on the pupper. I'll lightly tread on him, take my money, then raise the puppy in my new mansion.
in my book, stepping means body weight
My mom is sleeping, RIGHT NOW
I'd do it and then invest 4 billion in animal shelters and general supplies for animal hospitals
I'd still feel bad though
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you are supposed to do it then donate some of the money to rescuing dogs or something
how many times can i do it?
stepping is a old latin term meaning to force with weight of man and not god so you would be right
This nigga gets it.
>kick dog
>feel like shit
>donate 10 billion to dog rescue/animal shelters
>feel less guilty because of utilitarian philosophy 'n shit
>still be a billionaire even though you donated over half of your money
>??????
>profit
I'm a vegan btw.
>vegan
>nigga
cringe
I'd stomp the thing to mush and eat it in front of a kindergarten class after using it as lube to fuck and HIV twink up the ass for 18 billion dollars.
Id breakdance on that nigga
What do Tofu And Dildos Have In Common?
They're Both Meat Substitutes!
Why hasnt anybody gone on a vegan killing spree yet? I would think it would be easy since they cant stop themselves from telling you that they are vegan.
How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
One if nobody's looking.
faggot
Even from an ethics standpoint you have no choice but to stomp that pooch
this, plus i would do it for way less, should be about 1000bucks
I would put the fucker in a blender, freeze the liquid, and shove the solidified, mutilated puppy into my asshole for 18 billion
i hate this threads
I only mention it because I admit that in a certain context it's moral to kick a puppy.
What, you've never met a black vegan? Fuck off, cracker.
Yes.
sure you can be black and vegan, but no way in hell you're a nigger
you're a fucking cuck
it's an obvious scam.
People who say yes are the same ones who transfer money to their African prince relative to receive millions back
let's be real here, 18 BILLION DOLLARS. Think real life. Fuck yeah, I would crush the fuckin puppy.
Really?
Only if I get the money first, I'm not that stupid
I would crush that little fucker for 50k easily
>lightly step on tail
ok give me my money
dammit
NOOOOOO
>step on puppy
>donate a few million dollars to animal shelters/rescue
>net puppy lives saved is positive
>still a billionaire
You could have done it without telling us about your veganism, your veganism was so irrelevant i got a kidney stone, thanks asshat.
>for white guys only
I'd step on 18 billion puppies for 1 dollar
>What, you've never met a black vegan?
are you vegangains? if so, fuck off, you are not? fuck off anyway this board is not for vegans and certainly not for niggers.
Yes, and then I'd donate a billion to animal rescue funds
Yes, its a fucking picture
for 18 billion? i would fuckingput this dog in a back and throw it off a cliff for 18 fucking billion dollars.
Serious answer: No, because having that kind of money can destroy your life in so many ways that it's not worth the risk.
it would be selfish if you didn't
I'd still feel pretty shitty about what I did, I would probably have to spend a couple million hiring mercenaries to hunt down, torture and murder the OP for setting up the deal in the first place.
I'd fucking curbstomp that dog chow. Fuck, I'd stomp One million puppies for one million dollars
jic
Yes and I wouldn't donate shit
yes
Niglet pls
id fuck the puppy while im at it
kek
I'd do it for a freehold 3bdrm house in our capital city, fuck 18 billion faggot.
Die in her sleep but it doesn't say when
nigger faggot
what a stupid question to pose to cesspool of degenerates known collectively as Sup Forums. Most people here would step on their own baby for $500. Probably less.
heck
Not even a question... What kind of boots do I get?
Kys
I couldn't do it ... -wouldn't- do it.
I guess that makes me a sucker.