G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

fuck i wanna see my wife surrounded by that many cocks

Trips of nines.
epic.
g'morning!

good morning hopefully my trips r good luck kinda want to ask my wife to watch her suck another guys cock

i'm sure it is good luck, and if that's what you truly want, i don't see why your wife won't accommodate you.

i have some weed, that's why.

I don't know... Who would look after my cat?

...

when you going to smoke it ?

good point, stay alive for ur cat.

nice dubs. who is that ?

my girl

oh.
she's cute. you've done well.

thanks im trying to hint i want her to cuck me or atleast suck a few cocks like op's pic

is she into kinky stuff like that?

not really but who knows havent been able to ask her dying to tho id love to watch her suck some cock it would be easy for her to find a guy im sure

does she know that's something you r into ?

nope

how do you plan on bringing it up ?

Because I'm a shameless cuck.
I've learned how to turn the embarrassment of you guys and other autists like me hate cucks.
You all hate cucks.
But I love hate.
So the more you guys try to embarrass me, the more she fucks other men, the more turned on I get.

I've escaped the system.

I can finally go full wizard, no more sex, only eating pussy and ass.

My gf is a real life total slut she gets laid like 2 times a week by randos, and like 3 times a week from regulars and at most 1 a week from me.

I'm living the golden life even if it'll be over soon.

>Pic related.
>tfw fat dragon bitch is my wife.

i really dont know not sure

Just to tell you that we don't live in same timezone, Aug fag.

Because I love my nephews and nieces and don't want to leave them with a legacy of family suicide. If it wasn't for them I'd check out.

dont want her to get mad

Well you see its a long story. I was born in West Philadelphia and also raised there. I spent most of my days playing baseketball on the playground, but also was chilling and relaxing outside the school. But then one day a couple of guys that were up to no good started making trouble in the neighborhood. I got into one little fight and it terrified my mother. She said I would be forced to move with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

ok. well if you're happy then that's all tha tmatters.

no reason at all ?

nice dubs tho.

TRIP AGAIN.
Dude you must tell her.
You will receive all that you want.
Trips do not lie.

Uncle Phil ?

Aus*

out of total curiosity does your name start with a z

people with z names typically end up like that

Tell her to suck my cock. What's up with you faggots anyway? I'll fuck all of your wives

Because i haven't finished recording all of the shitty songs i made up.

I get stuck in a loop. Before I kill myself I'd want to do a bunch of shit like heroine and cocaine and fuck escorts. But that would make me want to live. Then I'd be a junkie and run out of funds and want to kill myself again.

because only fags and losers an hero

Nope. I'm nothing like your stereotypes.
I'm smarter than that.
Think about it.
When I think about normal sex and having sex with someone, I think "how banal. I've done that literally a thousand times" but talk about getting cheated on? Someone having more power than me? I've been the most powerful person in my life, a cuckoldress is just like... It's like I've given the sweetest power over to my gf.
I make lots of money (80k/yr us 25 yo).
I'm super alpha.
I'm wicked smart.
I'm friendly with lots of close friends.
It's like my int score is 19 and my cha score is 17 but my wis score is ~3
So I'm a bloody genius who works with physicists but I'm also a retarded cuck.

no reason just the thought of her naked on her knees sucking cock and taking a creamy load is hot i wanna watch her do it

Even a shitty life is better than no life. Suicide is just dumb.

... You know what, man? If that's what you gets you off, more power to you. I'm glad you're satisfied.

Careful about STDs though.

Can't get std's if I'm not fucking her lmao
And she makes hella money too.
Like we livin the life.

Cause my life is dope and i do dope shit

i agree.

kanye ?

makes sense.

Because I want to build a machine first

what type of machine ?

sauce pls

I don't quite know...
Ultimately a computer to show how much of a fag I am

Not that I personally care, but you can get herpes and stuff from eating pussy or cum. Not as likely, but it does happen.

huh?

herpes is not good. :-(

i'm a coward

Stupid cuck

Also nice trips

staying alive is brave.

Porn games of the future.

I get my shit done and don't feel like a victim because i don't have the biggest dick ever.
You can get decent pussy no matter how huge your dong is, you just don't get any because you're a massive faggot, OP.