I was too lenient and had to start a new thread. ITT rate how much cancer you are:

I was too lenient and had to start a new thread. ITT rate how much cancer you are:

>You come to Sup Forums primarily for the porn +1
>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1
>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
>You're interested in CS:GO +1
>You're interested in Overwatch +1
>You watch leafyishere +1
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... +1
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums after 2014 +1
>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1

TALLY UP YOUR SCORE
0 - oldfag
1~2 - newfag
3~5 - Cancer
5~7 - Cancer+
7~9 - Cancer+ (Strong)
10 - Fuck you

IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE

GO!

Although it bites, OP has a good point.

4 here. See if you can guess which ones

I got 2 points, I'm a newfag, which is fair...

I've only been here since 09 after chanology.

2 points: Newfag.

Accurately fits me, considering I've only been here for about two years.

1.5

You're a 2, nigger.

8

new fag checking in

5

well im only sort of into fur so idk

3

Playing Overwatch apparently makes me a newfag. Fuck off.

holy fucking shit die

You're like a fifteen, fucking autist furfag. Fuck your 1.5

4

>sort of into fur
If you're sort of into fur then you're a faggot. You have a 2.

5 point,but wouldn't oldfags had morechances tobe called cancer? Also rolling

Where are your dubs?

How?

Here

They've been on longer, more opportunity? I don't know, it was just a thought. Also I just realized I wrote cancer, not autistic.

5 points wtf.

Zero...I'm not proud to be an old fag but fuck it at this point I'm stuck here

Hello sir
What year did you first come to 4chin

1 here, I fap too much.

Overwatch should count for 5 points.

shit, help me out of here.

le dubs................))>>>>>>>>>>

0.5 score.

I bought CS GO because some bros got it, but all i play is source. I was on b for 4-ish years before I picketed my local scientology church. Older-fags will know how far back that goes.

dunno what exactly my score would be. been here for a while now, since 2010 i would say. for a while I came here mostly for the porn but now I just do it out of habit to see what's going on. I've been called an autistic before, but that was just some faggot that didn't like a post contradicting his bullshit opinions with measurable facts. so, maybe 2 points, maybe 0, depending on if you count the past, or only the present.

2013

>oldfag
>2013

>0.5
>I bought CS:GO
Didn't need to read any further. You're a fucking 4.

>CSGO
>Leafyishere
>Underage b&
>overwatch

You can escape cuz dubs

>oldfag
>2013
Something is missing. You forgot to read one line at least.

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Fuck me I'm cancer.
+7

strong cancer+ here

4

i dont think anyone get by with no points

+2 CSGO and Leafy

DAMN

1 because I fap 3 times a day

1 for the amount of fap

How the fuck does fapping contribute to your cancer level?

I'm a 1. Because evidently spanking the monkey is cancerous.

You forgot underage B& so you actually have 3 so where are your dubs-
Oh

2 points because I don't fap regularly

That means you also come here for the porn, are mildly bisexual, and are underage so actually you're both at 4

Legit zero

Because you come here for the porn (+1) and you are also underage (+1)

Hello cancer my old friend

>You come to Sup Forums primarily for the porn +1
nope
>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1
nope
>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
nope
>You're interested in CS:GO +1
nope
>You're interested in Overwatch +1
nope
>You watch leafyishere +1
nope
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... +1
nope
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
YES
>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums after 2014 +1
Nope
>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1
Semi

1½ what did i win?

LOL with all the epic shit that counterstrike put out over the years how could you not at least try it? CS has been a joy for me for years, they deserved my money.

im 30 fucking 7 years old, not underaged fuckwit.

>I semi like fur
Faggot that is a +1

You also come here for the porn
You also are an underage B&
You also are mildly bisexual

Wow looks like you're a 5

You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps...
Primary reason why I am going to stop browsing Sup Forums, fag lovers and libtard say it's not a choice to be gay and it can't be "taught",
Well maybe but I have never seen a higher concentration of seemingly "straight" guys in one place that have a shemale fetish, and I know personally that I once thought it was fucking disgusting, still do I guess.
feels bad man, really does.

here
I usually don't masturbate to Sup Forums material. Maybe once or twice a week if there's a good sh0ta thread. So yes, I am somewhat bisexual but the +1 would include that I deny it. Also I'm 30 and a virgin because... well I'm here.

Im 22, and fuck no I don't. The porno here is mostly traps and furfags. I go on /d/ and xhamster.

did you mean to type 15?

Only thing that got me was the fapping. How is that a bad thing though?

haha holy shit i got a 0
suck my dick faggots

Alright, then 3.

I'm only a newfag, bye scrub

>haha suck my dick faggots
Underage b&

0, maybe 1 if calling yourself autistic counts. Goodbye

Fuck off. Been here since 2006 and don't consider myself an oldfag.

Also 2

Hi! I am come from the "Reddit" to spread meme. Like this if you are like meme!

2 cuz overwatch and does it count being called autistic if i posted what was obvious b8?

newfag wadup

>You come to Sup Forums primarily for the porn +1
Yes
>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1
Can't accept nor deny that
>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
Yes
>You're interested in CS:GO +1
No I still play 1.6 online with steam
>You're interested in Overwatch +1
What is that?
>You watch leafyishere +1
Yes
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... +1
As long as they have tits
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
Yes
>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums after 2014 +1
No
>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1
No

6 is not bad right?

OP here,
Honestly most of the people who have seen this thread are about where you are. They just don't have the balls to come out and say it, and frustratedly started fapping to another thread. Props to you dude.

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Worst part is I can't leave
I tried finding alternative to Sup Forums to avoid this toxicity, it's never the same. I just log off decide never to come back again but then again, here I am

Nice trips

+1

2 - 1 for fapping and one for being called autistic on Sup Forums.

I got here in like 07 but I guess fapping and being called an autist on Sup Forums makes all the difference, damn.

6

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4 cancer

But since I've been browsing since 2006 -> minus 10 points therefore.

Super oldfag bitter vet, fuck ya;ll

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+ (this doesnt mean you are cancer so im taking this off) -
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eh whatever +
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+
+
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+internet (nobody says that in real life, and it only became a meme like 1 or 2 years ago)

apparently 3. guess im cancer.

0,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,0,0.
1.

>being a part of RRRREDDIT isn't cancer
Holy shit you're cancer

0 here, i go to /gif/ for porn

1, I look at reddit.

Doesn't everyone tho?

>doesn't everyone tho?
This is how we know Sup Forums is dead

they have good guides on a lot of things, and better news. only thing i like about Sup Forums is how it looks in the catalog and that you can say anything you want but that is also a downside too since everyone just acts like babies and there is never any real discussion about anything

0 :^)

>They
Literally stopped reading. You are cancer. Go back to /r/eddit

Only two points here. Not really accurate since I've been browsing since 2007. I'm sure there are older fags than me but ain't nothing wrong with reddit and overwatch you hear?

o

>I go to /gif/ for that nigger
>I used to do that but am now over 18 so I don't have to worry
>Yup sometimes +1
>Played it a few times, never really appealed to me
>Played the beta, loved it, but am a poorfag and cannot afford to buy it +1
>He's a fucking fag, watched like three of his videos and got testicular cancer, I'm in remission now
>I've fucked a guy, I don't claim straight
>Sometimes more than that +1
>I've browsed Sup Forums since 2011
>All the fucking time, my mother thinks I might even be on the spectrum +1
>I also jack it to furry porn every now and then, does that give me another cancer point senpai?

Rolling

Rolling to get out

>You fap 2-3 times a day usually

Yeap, here's my point

If you post on here it is almost guaranteed to be called autistic for whatever reason.

Cause oldfags are only interested in 1.6- and tf2 frag videos? I agree with the rest, though

4 goddammit.

Dubbers?

>nothing wrong with reddit
>you hear
aids and cancer

New fag here, Got 1 :(

hit right on that 5

>You're interested in CS:GO
>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL)

2 hahahahahah

check dem trips

3, well, not bad

Oldfags don't play shitty FPSs
Presumably you do though

3 points