I was too lenient and had to start a new thread. ITT rate how much cancer you are:
>You come to Sup Forums primarily for the porn +1 >You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1 >You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1 >You're interested in CS:GO +1 >You're interested in Overwatch +1 >You watch leafyishere +1 >You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... +1 >You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1 >You started regularly browsing Sup Forums after 2014 +1 >People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1
TALLY UP YOUR SCORE 0 - oldfag 1~2 - newfag 3~5 - Cancer 5~7 - Cancer+ 7~9 - Cancer+ (Strong) 10 - Fuck you
IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE
GO!
Daniel Flores
Although it bites, OP has a good point.
4 here. See if you can guess which ones
Andrew Morris
I got 2 points, I'm a newfag, which is fair...
I've only been here since 09 after chanology.
Isaiah Taylor
2 points: Newfag.
Accurately fits me, considering I've only been here for about two years.
Luis Cooper
1.5
Joshua Cox
You're a 2, nigger.
Caleb Hughes
8
Zachary Thompson
new fag checking in
Josiah Cox
5
William Wilson
well im only sort of into fur so idk
William Garcia
3
Kevin Moore
Playing Overwatch apparently makes me a newfag. Fuck off.
David Myers
holy fucking shit die
Jordan Gomez
You're like a fifteen, fucking autist furfag. Fuck your 1.5
Tyler Nelson
4
Anthony Flores
>sort of into fur If you're sort of into fur then you're a faggot. You have a 2.
Ethan Smith
5 point,but wouldn't oldfags had morechances tobe called cancer? Also rolling
Ian Perry
Where are your dubs?
Daniel Campbell
How?
Colton Murphy
Here
Adrian Russell
They've been on longer, more opportunity? I don't know, it was just a thought. Also I just realized I wrote cancer, not autistic.
Levi Ross
5 points wtf.
Gabriel Nelson
Zero...I'm not proud to be an old fag but fuck it at this point I'm stuck here
Luke Reed
Hello sir What year did you first come to 4chin
Juan Garcia
1 here, I fap too much.
Overwatch should count for 5 points.
Angel Hughes
shit, help me out of here.
le dubs................))>>>>>>>>>>
Carson Jackson
0.5 score.
I bought CS GO because some bros got it, but all i play is source. I was on b for 4-ish years before I picketed my local scientology church. Older-fags will know how far back that goes.
Cooper Cruz
dunno what exactly my score would be. been here for a while now, since 2010 i would say. for a while I came here mostly for the porn but now I just do it out of habit to see what's going on. I've been called an autistic before, but that was just some faggot that didn't like a post contradicting his bullshit opinions with measurable facts. so, maybe 2 points, maybe 0, depending on if you count the past, or only the present.
Nolan Morales
2013
Adrian Robinson
>oldfag >2013
Asher Lopez
>0.5 >I bought CS:GO Didn't need to read any further. You're a fucking 4.
>CSGO >Leafyishere >Underage b& >overwatch
Tyler Butler
You can escape cuz dubs
Caleb Anderson
>oldfag >2013 Something is missing. You forgot to read one line at least.
Mason Bell
...
Grayson Hill
Fuck me I'm cancer. +7
Ian Edwards
strong cancer+ here
David Hernandez
4
Alexander Sullivan
i dont think anyone get by with no points
David Clark
+2 CSGO and Leafy
Evan Rivera
DAMN
Liam Taylor
1 because I fap 3 times a day
Jayden Myers
1 for the amount of fap
David King
How the fuck does fapping contribute to your cancer level?
I'm a 1. Because evidently spanking the monkey is cancerous.
Noah King
You forgot underage B& so you actually have 3 so where are your dubs- Oh
Luis Young
2 points because I don't fap regularly
Grayson Taylor
That means you also come here for the porn, are mildly bisexual, and are underage so actually you're both at 4
Adrian Watson
Legit zero
Joseph Taylor
Because you come here for the porn (+1) and you are also underage (+1)
Hello cancer my old friend
Benjamin Diaz
>You come to Sup Forums primarily for the porn +1 nope >You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1 nope >You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1 nope >You're interested in CS:GO +1 nope >You're interested in Overwatch +1 nope >You watch leafyishere +1 nope >You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... +1 nope >You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1 YES >You started regularly browsing Sup Forums after 2014 +1 Nope >People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1 Semi
1½ what did i win?
Jayden Lee
LOL with all the epic shit that counterstrike put out over the years how could you not at least try it? CS has been a joy for me for years, they deserved my money.
im 30 fucking 7 years old, not underaged fuckwit.
Owen Flores
>I semi like fur Faggot that is a +1
You also come here for the porn You also are an underage B& You also are mildly bisexual
Wow looks like you're a 5
Caleb Ward
You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... Primary reason why I am going to stop browsing Sup Forums, fag lovers and libtard say it's not a choice to be gay and it can't be "taught", Well maybe but I have never seen a higher concentration of seemingly "straight" guys in one place that have a shemale fetish, and I know personally that I once thought it was fucking disgusting, still do I guess. feels bad man, really does.
Aaron Jackson
here I usually don't masturbate to Sup Forums material. Maybe once or twice a week if there's a good sh0ta thread. So yes, I am somewhat bisexual but the +1 would include that I deny it. Also I'm 30 and a virgin because... well I'm here.
Ryder Howard
Im 22, and fuck no I don't. The porno here is mostly traps and furfags. I go on /d/ and xhamster.
Parker Wood
did you mean to type 15?
Joseph Jackson
Only thing that got me was the fapping. How is that a bad thing though?
Evan Gonzalez
haha holy shit i got a 0 suck my dick faggots
Lincoln Allen
Alright, then 3.
Jason Thompson
I'm only a newfag, bye scrub
Jack Moore
>haha suck my dick faggots Underage b&
Hunter Morgan
0, maybe 1 if calling yourself autistic counts. Goodbye
Michael Perry
Fuck off. Been here since 2006 and don't consider myself an oldfag.
Also 2
Ryan Wright
Hi! I am come from the "Reddit" to spread meme. Like this if you are like meme!
Hudson Howard
2 cuz overwatch and does it count being called autistic if i posted what was obvious b8?
Isaac Murphy
newfag wadup
Jordan Mitchell
>You come to Sup Forums primarily for the porn +1 Yes >You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1 Can't accept nor deny that >You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1 Yes >You're interested in CS:GO +1 No I still play 1.6 online with steam >You're interested in Overwatch +1 What is that? >You watch leafyishere +1 Yes >You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... +1 As long as they have tits >You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1 Yes >You started regularly browsing Sup Forums after 2014 +1 No >People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1 No
6 is not bad right?
Bentley Powell
OP here, Honestly most of the people who have seen this thread are about where you are. They just don't have the balls to come out and say it, and frustratedly started fapping to another thread. Props to you dude.
Benjamin Nguyen
...
Jonathan Nguyen
Worst part is I can't leave I tried finding alternative to Sup Forums to avoid this toxicity, it's never the same. I just log off decide never to come back again but then again, here I am
Nice trips
Carter Taylor
+1
Bentley Cook
2 - 1 for fapping and one for being called autistic on Sup Forums.
I got here in like 07 but I guess fapping and being called an autist on Sup Forums makes all the difference, damn.
Anthony Lee
6
Jackson Allen
1 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0
4 cancer
But since I've been browsing since 2006 -> minus 10 points therefore.
Super oldfag bitter vet, fuck ya;ll
Henry Jones
- - + (this doesnt mean you are cancer so im taking this off) - - eh whatever + - + + - +internet (nobody says that in real life, and it only became a meme like 1 or 2 years ago)
apparently 3. guess im cancer.
Jonathan Nelson
0,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,0,0. 1.
Easton Diaz
>being a part of RRRREDDIT isn't cancer Holy shit you're cancer
Owen Young
0 here, i go to /gif/ for porn
Noah Cooper
1, I look at reddit.
Doesn't everyone tho?
Aiden Thomas
>doesn't everyone tho? This is how we know Sup Forums is dead
Andrew King
they have good guides on a lot of things, and better news. only thing i like about Sup Forums is how it looks in the catalog and that you can say anything you want but that is also a downside too since everyone just acts like babies and there is never any real discussion about anything
Logan Carter
0 :^)
Zachary Turner
>They Literally stopped reading. You are cancer. Go back to /r/eddit
Leo Ross
Only two points here. Not really accurate since I've been browsing since 2007. I'm sure there are older fags than me but ain't nothing wrong with reddit and overwatch you hear?
Easton Myers
o
Alexander Reed
>I go to /gif/ for that nigger >I used to do that but am now over 18 so I don't have to worry >Yup sometimes +1 >Played it a few times, never really appealed to me >Played the beta, loved it, but am a poorfag and cannot afford to buy it +1 >He's a fucking fag, watched like three of his videos and got testicular cancer, I'm in remission now >I've fucked a guy, I don't claim straight >Sometimes more than that +1 >I've browsed Sup Forums since 2011 >All the fucking time, my mother thinks I might even be on the spectrum +1 >I also jack it to furry porn every now and then, does that give me another cancer point senpai?
John Butler
Rolling
Carter Lewis
Rolling to get out
Eli Evans
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually
Yeap, here's my point
Matthew Jackson
If you post on here it is almost guaranteed to be called autistic for whatever reason.
Aaron Murphy
Cause oldfags are only interested in 1.6- and tf2 frag videos? I agree with the rest, though
Brody Peterson
4 goddammit.
Isaac Scott
Dubbers?
Asher Watson
>nothing wrong with reddit >you hear aids and cancer
Ayden Long
New fag here, Got 1 :(
Nathaniel Peterson
hit right on that 5
Liam Peterson
>You're interested in CS:GO >People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL)
2 hahahahahah
Jack Collins
check dem trips
Jaxon Edwards
3, well, not bad
Ryder Morales
Oldfags don't play shitty FPSs Presumably you do though