Welcome... to John Hammond's Discount Dino Emporium and Chili Cookoff!

Welcome... to John Hammond's Discount Dino Emporium and Chili Cookoff!

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Welcome.... To Giraffe Egg park.

what did he mean by this?
did he think the brachiosaurs were giraffes?

Welcome... to Cretaceous Place

Gillian C. Bass laid the eggs off the Costa Costa Rica.

>Wehavatee Rex
>I own the island of the Costa Costa Rica
>I've got a Jet standing by, a Chopper.
>Ice paired no eggs pants
>In twenty, for hours, I'll be accepting Europe. All ages.
>It's a write-up. You're Ally.
>I bring the rock store, I bring the science.
>It's all thanks to the miracle of clowning

NOICE

what the fuck did he mean by any of this

Wait, when did he escape from Stalag III?!

I thought he was killed by the Gestapo, as well.

Watch closely. The movie is really about hammond going insane.

youtube.com/watch?v=4jMMrRmCLXo

What did he mean by this?

who's hungry?

I love hammondposting

why are grant and sattler headbanging? I mean I love metal as much as the next guy, but he's showing them fucking dinosaurs

Lol

Film Theory:
The dinosaurs never existed, that's why you never see them interacting with the guests

Welcome to Geriatric Park

Welcome... to Paedogeddon

welcome... to Autism World!

That metal bar fucking bends. this hippo is so fat, that her weight alone was enough to bend steele, fucking fat people...

>bend steele
>mfw

youtube.com/watch?v=7Ll7YzrGbM4
Someone already made that joke.

why is dr. grant taking a shit behind hammond?

it's a metaphor of his disapproval of hammond's project that he will voice later on

Spielberg is a genius

And with his pants on, just like Gennaro did

POTTERY

Why didnt they just clone sexy blonde whores and make an island of sexy blonde whores for me and the other tourists to fuck? We could cum on and inside of them

good question, anyone care to answer?