Welcome... to John Hammond's Discount Dino Emporium and Chili Cookoff!
Welcome... to John Hammond's Discount Dino Emporium and Chili Cookoff!
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Welcome.... To Giraffe Egg park.
what did he mean by this?
did he think the brachiosaurs were giraffes?
Welcome... to Cretaceous Place
Gillian C. Bass laid the eggs off the Costa Costa Rica.
>Wehavatee Rex
>I own the island of the Costa Costa Rica
>I've got a Jet standing by, a Chopper.
>Ice paired no eggs pants
>In twenty, for hours, I'll be accepting Europe. All ages.
>It's a write-up. You're Ally.
>I bring the rock store, I bring the science.
>It's all thanks to the miracle of clowning
NOICE
what the fuck did he mean by any of this
Wait, when did he escape from Stalag III?!
I thought he was killed by the Gestapo, as well.
Watch closely. The movie is really about hammond going insane.
What did he mean by this?
who's hungry?
I love hammondposting
why are grant and sattler headbanging? I mean I love metal as much as the next guy, but he's showing them fucking dinosaurs
Lol
Film Theory:
The dinosaurs never existed, that's why you never see them interacting with the guests
Welcome to Geriatric Park
Welcome... to Paedogeddon
welcome... to Autism World!
That metal bar fucking bends. this hippo is so fat, that her weight alone was enough to bend steele, fucking fat people...
>bend steele
>mfw
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Someone already made that joke.
why is dr. grant taking a shit behind hammond?
it's a metaphor of his disapproval of hammond's project that he will voice later on
Spielberg is a genius
And with his pants on, just like Gennaro did
POTTERY
Why didnt they just clone sexy blonde whores and make an island of sexy blonde whores for me and the other tourists to fuck? We could cum on and inside of them
good question, anyone care to answer?