Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Hand cu nt

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I'm disappointed GTA doesn't have a hood decal for the firebird

Correct, getting a bit tired but I need to take care of a few things still.
Some of those people that always go full user considering that you said "Still, happy to see you here."
Kind of implied that you wouldn't have seen me in a long time, that being said you can always hit me up in steam or something.

A NEW THREAD, A NEW FIGHT AGAINST HERESY.

Cunt

OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS! IMAGINING YOU ARE MARRIED TO CARTOON CHARACTERS IS QUITE A LAUGH! LUCKILY, ALL OF SOCIETY IS LAUGHING WITH ME! IT'S SO NASTY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY A SWEATY JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION!
>konata/chino roll

Oh wow. I did not expect this at all. That's pretty sweet. As expected from Sugar.

>>Shouldn't you be sleeping, though?
I mean, I should, 2:40am, but I can't really, I could if I wanted to, but I don't want to waste these days I've got off, if you know what I mean? How has your day been going?

That is very honorable of you

SO LONG AS THE ENEMIES OF THE EMPEROR STILL DRAW BREATH THERE CAN BE NO PEACE.

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youtube.com/watch?v=z9f2SubX51Q

Such a powerful word.

Indeed, Brother !

IT IS STANDARD ISSUE, THOUGH ONLY THROUGH GREAT FEATS WHICH HAVE WON ME MUCH GLORY AND HONOR WAS I REWARDED THE RIGHT TO WEAR THIS ARMOR. SO THANK YOU. I LIKE YOUR HAT.

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It's super effective!

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com visit b porngen

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A FELLOW BATTLE BROTHER EMERGES FOR THE FIGHT! YOU ARE WELCOME, SON OF GUILLIMAN!

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But some people still haven't learned to use it properly.
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gonna shower

nice trips

Big cunt

Karen

AND YET ANOTHER! JOYOUS DAY!

underrage

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>Chino claimed

>nice roll
>what happens now

A massive cunt.

Oh, I see.
If you're planning on sleeping anytime soon, I wish you a restful night.

>Kind of implied that you wouldn't have seen me in a long time
I always miss you whenever you enter the threads, but I get what you mean.

Hey, it's not like it's the first time I've done this.
Still, you don't deserve any less than that.

>I don't want to waste these days I've got off
I'll most likely do the same, so I get you, don't worry.

Day has been alright, slow morning but I'm almost done with this.
See you soon, Sunshine. I've got to leave now.

I want to fug Karen
>roll for lewds

I ain't clickin that shit

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WE PURGE ALL HERESY. IT IS WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS.

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Lazy day and a pissy mood for me, gotta get up to eat in about 5 minutes.
Done with that test?

mine

SOME ADVICE.

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no u

good idea

user

Why are you pissy?
I was doing the practice and I failed miserably

Claiming Rikka Takanashi.

THE WORD OF THE EMPEROR IS ALWAYS GOOD ADVICE.

I peed in a bottle couple times and I'm a girl

I think I'll just disappear to take care of the aforementioned things and play something afterwards.
Have a good one Ruri.

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'Sick cunt' might be one of my biggest compliments to anyone that plays a team game with me.

of course

Cute!!!

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Always claimed

what doesn't happen now? :^)
ty :o
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EVEN IN THE GRIMDARKNESS OF THE FUTURE, THE RULES STILL APPLY. TITS OR GTFO.

forgot pic :O

Wow. Very impressive I must say. Are you able to retell any of those great feats?

Heh.. true.
I think I'll sleep now, so I'll see you in the morning. Have a great rest of the day, cutie.

Her friend is mine

CLAIM AND LEAVE
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Yeah It's the same guy.

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Claimed

I claim her!

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good waifu you have.

Hey Mami.

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gonna eat ^-^

adorable pic
QOTT: do you heat up leftover pizza?

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Fun fact shino is in Plainfield Wisconsin using the bathroom. This is the home of the serial killer ed gain inspiration for buffalo bill in silence of the lambs

Ehhh i'm still dead

What's wrong with cold pizza?
Heating it up is gonna make it all soggy

RIP

Heh

ENCLOSED IS A PICTCAST REGARDING YOUR QUERY.

This gif is so bad it doesn't even compete with tumblr gifs.

nice thumbnail

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I eat it cold but knowing I'm not the only one who does that makes me glad.

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ITS A TRASH IMAGE FOR A TRASH WAIFU

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having fun purging?

Pizza, durums, mashed potatoes, fish, apple juice and macaroni are probably the only foods that are great both hot and cold

I FEARED THE WORST, BATTLE BROTHER. IT RELIEVES ME TO SEE YOU FIGHT ON. DO YOU REQUIRE AN APOTHECARY?

BEING LEWD ARE YOU?
IM FINE BROTHER
FIGHT ON

SERVING THE EMPEROR IS ITS OWN REWARD.

Shiro claimed.

Feet perfection

AS YOU SAY!

claimed

Getting flustered are we?

I find that hard to believe

I disagree with fish unless it's fishsteaks or a breaded fillet. I don't really have an explanation to why but fish is much better heated.

I haven't tried mashed potatoes but I actually got some on my fridge. Non-mashed potatoes are one of the few foods I never store.

shaved ice
I heat it up, but I also had cheesy bread so I prefer that warm ^-^

DISBELIEF IS HERESY. EXERCISE CAUTION.

a actual qott? :O
nope
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I wonder where Emps is, haven't seen him in a while .

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I'm done fasting for today.
That means I can jack off to Kurumi later.
Just wanted you to know.
:^)

I don't know dude, just one of those days, you know?
You wake up and you're feeling great. Then at one point of the day your remember everything shit about your life and it won't go away.
It's the test about the rules and signs, right? When do you get your license?

wew
These are some quality lewds Kurumi
I'll give you that

>fish
Sashimi man. Sushi and sashimi are best
Otherwise I just slow cook my fish. 45 minutes in the oven at 90 degrees will keep it tender as can be
Mashed potatoes are fine when they're cold. They're a bit stiff but that's fine, you can just take bites out of it
>Non-mashed potatoes
You mean potatoes?

If you can warm the pizza in the oven it should be fine but heating it in a microwave will make it all soggy. Also your tomato sauce will be boiling while the rest is only lukewarm

I'll allow you both to purge as much as you wish

HE RESTS UPON THE GOLDEN THRONE, IN CARE OF HIS CUSTODES WHILE MAINTAINING THE ASTRONOMICON AND FIGHTING THE ETERNAL WAR IN THE WARP AGAINST THE ENEMIES OF MAN.

You don't have any shame, that's no fun.
Kurumi's pantyhose is still the best though.