"Hey user, come for a ride in my canoe and I'll tell you some dick jokes"

"Hey user, come for a ride in my canoe and I'll tell you some dick jokes".

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>Dark spirit Maneater Mildred has invaded

What is this thing

10/10 in murrica

We're gonna need a bigger boat

Oh c'mon. Be honest. You'd hit that. With a shovel.

>we're gonna need a bigger ocean

The canoe would be more of a submarine

nice shoop fag

I am the shoop master.

>actual pic

Look at the shape of those fucking legs

The bit where the cankle morphs to the foot fascinates me.

Fucking high test goddess. I would slide my cock betwen each individual roll on her body. Im drunk btw xD

YOU LIE!

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>I HAVE TO MAKE AN ALREADY DISGUSTING FAT WHORE FATTER BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE MIGHT STILL FIND HER ATTRACTIVE

Exactly. PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-thetic.

THICC

brehs..

i dont care what anyone says i would do anything for a chance with that

These niggaz thirsty

Those shadows make her legs look ripped in the thumbnail

just goto bed amy srsly

Here on Sup Forums's Sup Forums board, we don't just post the shitpost, we post the science behind the shitpost.

I'm having a hard time deciding if I'd pork this other white meat if I had the chance. I can't think of many reasons to do it but a TON of reasons not to. The blubber is actually not as big a deal as some of the other stuff.

kekleon

>pork

is it the new season of Girls ?

looks like Brando

R+L=J confirmed

...

Looks like shes bulking to do the Ronda Rousey biopic

>Spending this much time to expertly Photoshop a fat comedian even fatter

The man responsible for this surely leads a rich and fulfilling life.

>man

>Spending time Photoshopping Amy Schumer onto a man riding a pig

The man responsible for this surely leads a rich and fulfilling life.