Just watched The vvitch. The fuck was going on?

Just watched The vvitch. The fuck was going on?
Could the twins understand Black Phillip?
Why didnt Thomasin have a full frontal scene?
The fuck was going on with the rabbit?

puritans and early christians used to see nature as a satan thing (see: the antichrist). So yeah.

she had literally no tits. why did her brother keep checking them out?

Like you weren't hoping to see them.

was that a body double at the end?
the ass was fat

Now I must see this movie

I thought it was a bit incoherent in its message

This might be autistic surface nitpicking, but it's kind of hard to have "religious mania is tearing this family apart" be your plot when the source of the hysteria actually exists. Like, you can't do the classic "oh, look at how cray-cray these puritan nutters are what with their witch hunts" when there are LITERALLY actual witches going about smashing up babies or whatever the fuck.

It just robs the movie of any meaning because it's neither a good monster movie (because it spends too much time on the family's contrived drama), or a good movie about the socio-cultural underpinning of the time in relation to religion and its role in mass hysteria (because the hysteria is 100% justified). So it just ends up being an admittedly nice-looking and well-put together nothing of a movie.

This was a pretty good movie

>Could the twins understand Black Philip
Yes, Black Philip was the main protagonist

>The fuck was going on with the rabbit
Either paranoia OR the rabbit was actually sinister

thomasin a supreme qt

I think it would have worked better to have held off on the witch reveal longer, and play the beginning just as character drama until the kid sees the witch in the woods

>but it's kind of hard to have "religious mania is tearing this family apart" be your plot when the source of the hysteria actually exists.

>its weird so its scary

Yes
Because no fun allowed
Rabbits back in the day were thought to be common witch familiars.

>yfw Thomasin had to sit and watch her twin siblings get devoured by the witch
>and manage to sleep after

In order to understand this movie, you have to be at least moderately versed in historical witchcraft folklore, which the film portrayed very accurately.

>Could the twins understand Black Phillip?
Yes. He was the "black man," (not black like that), usually portrayed as a devil or higher order demon that recruits new witches into a coven by having them sign their names in blood in the devil's book.

>Why didnt Thomasin have a full frontal scene?
Can't answer this one.

>The fuck was going on with the rabbit?
It was the witch's familiar, an animal shaped spirit that works for the witch.

I would've done the same, they were annoying little shits

were they actually eaten? i just figured they were kidnapped (and probably killed later)

Well they were pretty big to be taken away alive. I'd assume she snapped their necks at least before flying out of the roof

At the end... What happend with the twins? They were eaten in the stable?

I'm just gonna leave this here

brb killing myself

>The fuck was going on with the rabbit?
That was just the witch shapeshifting.
>summing up the whole film with "muh message"
Faggots like you never fail to make me mad.

> vvitch
> Va Vitch

What did they mean by this?

You're so stupid! You're so stupid, Rose!

retard. thomasin ate them. she is the vvitch

You are retarded
The old witch who ate the sheep took them

very good film, beautifully, hauntingly executed

>ate the sheep
I thought she was drinking the milk/blood.

>smoker

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>Could the twins understand Black Phillip?
I don't think so everything that happened was basically set-up to make Thomasen look guilty.
>The fuck was going on with the rabbit?
It was a familiar, a demonic pet of a witch.

>you will never kill slowly and brutally the Witch
>you will never save Samuel just before he gets sliced open
>you will never get "offered" Thomasin as a bride
>you will never fake making a covenant with Black Philip only to bash him with an axe when he shapeshifts as a human

You are retarded
Those weres goats

>Could the twins understand Black Phillip? >
No, they were kids who believed in a spooky fairytale like all little kids do. they just ran around and played and were being annoying little shits, again, like all little kids

>Why didnt Thomasin have a full frontal scene?
he was too pure

>The fuck was going on with the rabbit?
rabbit was the devil, as was black Phillip. or at least were possessed and made to be messengers for him to fuck with them family and get the girl

post YFW the witch was in the barn at night

>they were annoying little shits

Nope, they were energetic little kids like there's so FEW in Hollywood movies. These two bastards held the movie together desu. + they were cute.

>wanting to deal with any of that shit
You'd most likely get cursed or something.

Lies m8 I have God on my side.

There's a reason there aren't annoying cunts like them in films because people would wonder why they weren't getting their asses whooped by any sensible character

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>yfw you realize that the mother was a witch
>that the goat was a secret CIA informant
>and that the movie takes place in 2016 but in Pennsylvania

Thomasin was covered in blood when she walked out of the barn

This is a good post.

>but it's kind of hard to have "religious mania is tearing this family apart" be your plot when the source of the hysteria actually exists.

how can urban legends be real if our messanges aren't real?

I still don't understand how so many people are too stupid to understand this very straightforward movie. It must be Sup Forums, no one else can be this dumb.

also it was kind of like karmic revenge with the way the witches punished them. Caleb lied about seeing an apple tree, and so an apple is placed inside of him, the father lied about the cup and at the end of the movie the cup returns to the mother (before the crow pecks her titties off)

Thomasin was the only one who did nothing wrong and so she was spared

>at the end of the movie the cup returns
Didn't the mother just imagine it?

I think it would have worked better if after black phillip hurt the father real bad, he decided to go on a madman killing spree to cleanse the earth of all sorcery in the name of god

he'd ultimately kill everyone except for thomasin, he kills the real after stumbling into her in the woods while trying to find his daughter (shining style)

then he goes back to finds a horned saten wearing a black cape suckling on thomasin's sweet tits having an orgasm, the father drops to his knees and starts yelling for god's help as we see more witches emerging from the woods in the back

I must ask. WTF was up with the rabbit?

Maybe. My assumption was that the father traded the cup for the animal traps, aswell as Black Phillip. so thats how they got the satan goat they inadvertently traded for it with a cup that wasnt his

because how else would that goat be satan if it wasnt the witches that gave it to them

>Caleb lied about seeing an apple tree, and so an apple is placed inside of him

I initially saw that as indication that the sexy ass witch abused lil' boy shota sexually, the apple emerging from him a sign of sin

probably just me

>cray-cray
underage pls leave

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(I was sitting near some black people who wouldn't stopped giving their audio review)