welcome to camp navarro, so you're the new replacement... YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLIDER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR?!
>singles = [speech 0%] "your mums house xd"
>dubs = [speech 50%] "well, sir i wasn't issued any"
>trips = [speech 100%] "get out of my sight, for i am the president"
>quads = [speech 150%] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>quints ...
Grayson Taylor
> well, sir i wasn't issued any
Henry Carter
nice try, private
Lucas Morgan
Sorry Sargent, I wasn't dissued any :DD I feel breddy bad about it :DDDDD
Angel Cook
YOU LOST A PIECE OF ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT, THAT SUIT IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAYYYYY
Elijah Ortiz
>look man my frisbee flew into your camp and I need it back
Bentley Butler
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Kayden Baker
rolling for your mums house
Zachary Barnes
But i am you only stronger
David Foster
Sir, I wasn't issued any.
Tyler Rodriguez
Heeeeeyyy, we're your new neighbors. We just moved into this neck of the Mojave wasteland, and we wanted to introduce ourselves! I'm Dylan, and this is my life partner Lance!
Juan Brooks
Get out of my sight, for i am the president.
Isaac Stewart
Roll. this guy was always a cunt
Bentley Moore
okay, maggot. why are you playing with a frisbee near OURRRR camp?! you should know this is a restricted area, you will be escorted off the premise shortly...
kek you got it
well, not exactly
dont bullshit me, private
your kind isnt welcome here, you shall be escorted off the premise immediately
dont you dare lower the president to your pitiful level, civilian!
but hes the best kind of cunt
Easton Sullivan
I have a fat man, fuck you
Ryan Young
how can i believe that when you wont even tell me the truth on the current whereabouts of your POWER ARMOURRRRR?!
Ryan Sullivan
Roll
Carson Stewart
Apologies sir, my Fusion Core units are depleted.
Henry Thomas
well, it's not that i dont believe you private but... I DONT BELIEVE YOU! RETURN TO THE ARMOURY AND GET A NEW SUIT ISSUED ASAP! DISMISSED!
Jack Jones
I let habibi wear it
John Murphy
Uh-nuh, me not have suit.
Matthew Parker
Look, i'm tracing you right now, pal!
Easton Kelly
What the fuck did you just say to me. you little bitch?
Aiden Reed
Time to see if I die
Ryan Jenkins
habibi?! I DONT RECALL EVER HEARING THAT NAME, SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS, SOLDIER!
well... you're honest, BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA BRING IT BACK!
now that's where you're wrong, now to really piss you off... i dont know who the president is... maggot...
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!
YOU WILL BE ESCORTED OFF THE PREMISE SHORTLY!
Eli Garcia
Sir I shit my suit sir
Parker Wilson
Its says right here on the friggen paper. Requisition forms for armor. Now are you gonna give me my armor, or are things gonna get ugly?
Jonathan Sanchez
Here's my papers sir
Connor Sanders
YOU FOUL, DISGUSTING MAGGOT! REPORT INTO THE ARMOURY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU ASAP!
THIS JUST HAS "form for armor pls give" WRITTEN ON IT, IN YOUUUUR FUCKING HANDWRITING, YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THIS, MAGGOT?! IF YOU WANT THINGS TO GET UGLY, FINE BY ME!
Anthony Bennett
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA, WHO DO YOU THINK? WHO THE FU- WHO IS- WHAT- I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS, WHO IS THIS?
Juan Price
roll
Eli Parker
LOL I LEFT IT IN UR BUTT XDDD
Wyatt Wright
Wel sir I wasn't issued any
Julian Collins
DORNAN, YOU FUCKING MOOORRROOOOON!
DOESNT CHECK OUT, PRIVATE
Owen Rivera
Rolling. I am an Enclave fan anyway
Andrew Bailey
Because I'm the goddamned president of the United States
Leo Jenkins
ROLL FOR THE ENCLAVE
Aiden Robinson
I had to take my power armor off to shoot bottle rockets oUT of me ass
Tyler Turner
winrar
Jack White
What about these papers
Brody Turner
[intelligence 0] It's armor, not armour
Dylan Thompson
Fight me metal boi
Jack Flores
Me, Frank Horrigan, that's who. United States Secret Service. You aren't going anywhere from here
Noah Harris
Sir, I left my suit on the premises, let me retrieve it!
Christopher Peterson
Mr. President!
Liam Cook
BACK OFF FAGGOT I HAVE A TOE!
Angel Wilson
Roll
Parker Price
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Enclave Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Brotherhood of Steel, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Lucas Gray
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Enclave Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Brotherhood of Steel, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jose Barnes
All these fuckers are lying, i just wasnt issued anything
Josiah Stewart
Pathetic, I will destroy you
Matthew Parker
...
Kevin Morgan
Did you just say something, fucking enclave faggot?
Zachary Ross
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Adrian Rivera
I am the goddamn president.
Tyler Wilson
I got drunk with some Ghouls and woke up by the Crashed Vertibird naked...
Shit was cash
Lincoln Wilson
>"well, sir i wasn't issued any"
Parker Kelly
Gibe dubbbz b0ss
Juan Sanchez
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
Jaxson Baker
Fuck it, I'll roll for this
Charles Lee
Well sir, I really wasn't given any. Got a joint I can smoke with ya tho.