Welcome to camp navarro, so you're the new replacement... YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLIDER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR?!

welcome to camp navarro, so you're the new replacement... YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLIDER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR?!

>singles = [speech 0%] "your mums house xd"

>dubs = [speech 50%] "well, sir i wasn't issued any"

>trips = [speech 100%] "get out of my sight, for i am the president"

>quads = [speech 150%] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>quints ...

> well, sir i wasn't issued any

nice try, private

Sorry Sargent, I wasn't dissued any :DD I feel breddy bad about it :DDDDD

YOU LOST A PIECE OF ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT, THAT SUIT IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAYYYYY

>look man my frisbee flew into your camp and I need it back

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

rolling for your mums house

But i am you only stronger

Sir, I wasn't issued any.

Heeeeeyyy, we're your new neighbors. We just moved into this neck of the Mojave wasteland, and we wanted to introduce ourselves! I'm Dylan, and this is my life partner Lance!

Get out of my sight, for i am the president.

Roll. this guy was always a cunt

okay, maggot. why are you playing with a frisbee near OURRRR camp?! you should know this is a restricted area, you will be escorted off the premise shortly...

kek you got it

well, not exactly

dont bullshit me, private

your kind isnt welcome here, you shall be escorted off the premise immediately

dont you dare lower the president to your pitiful level, civilian!

but hes the best kind of cunt

I have a fat man, fuck you

how can i believe that when you wont even tell me the truth on the current whereabouts of your POWER ARMOURRRRR?!

Roll

Apologies sir, my Fusion Core units are depleted.

well, it's not that i dont believe you private but... I DONT BELIEVE YOU! RETURN TO THE ARMOURY AND GET A NEW SUIT ISSUED ASAP! DISMISSED!

I let habibi wear it

Uh-nuh, me not have suit.

Look, i'm tracing you right now, pal!

What the fuck did you just say to me. you little bitch?

Time to see if I die

habibi?! I DONT RECALL EVER HEARING THAT NAME, SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS, SOLDIER!

well... you're honest, BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA BRING IT BACK!

now that's where you're wrong, now to really piss you off... i dont know who the president is... maggot...

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!

YOU WILL BE ESCORTED OFF THE PREMISE SHORTLY!

Sir I shit my suit sir

Its says right here on the friggen paper. Requisition forms for armor. Now are you gonna give me my armor, or are things gonna get ugly?

Here's my papers sir

YOU FOUL, DISGUSTING MAGGOT! REPORT INTO THE ARMOURY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU ASAP!

THIS JUST HAS "form for armor pls give" WRITTEN ON IT, IN YOUUUUR FUCKING HANDWRITING, YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THIS, MAGGOT?! IF YOU WANT THINGS TO GET UGLY, FINE BY ME!

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA, WHO DO YOU THINK?
WHO THE FU- WHO IS- WHAT- I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS, WHO IS THIS?

roll

LOL I LEFT IT IN UR BUTT XDDD

Wel sir I wasn't issued any

DORNAN, YOU FUCKING MOOORRROOOOON!

DOESNT CHECK OUT, PRIVATE

Rolling. I am an Enclave fan anyway

Because I'm the goddamned president of the United States

ROLL FOR THE ENCLAVE

I had to take my power armor off to shoot bottle rockets oUT of me ass

winrar

What about these papers

[intelligence 0] It's armor, not armour

Fight me metal boi

Me, Frank Horrigan, that's who. United States Secret Service. You aren't going anywhere from here

Sir, I left my suit on the premises, let me retrieve it!

Mr. President!

BACK OFF FAGGOT I HAVE A TOE!

Roll

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Enclave Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Brotherhood of Steel, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Enclave Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Brotherhood of Steel, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

All these fuckers are lying, i just wasnt issued anything

Pathetic, I will destroy you

...

Did you just say something, fucking enclave faggot?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I am the goddamn president.

I got drunk with some Ghouls and woke up by the Crashed Vertibird naked...

Shit was cash

>"well, sir i wasn't issued any"

Gibe dubbbz b0ss

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

Fuck it, I'll roll for this

Well sir, I really wasn't given any. Got a joint I can smoke with ya tho.

well fug