You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
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Yea, you arent the only one pal.
OP is a fat NEET who lives with his mother. Calling it.
Anyone can Unless your paralyzed from the neck down
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kek'd hard, i dont know what rustled his jimmies hard enough to come up with this piece of shit thread, fuck you OP
Pic with timestamp or I'll talk big, like fucking your boi puss OP
> jokes on you. I have no neck and I'm already blind.
>fjdoakahxycysowjrmxlSbficicvoencoz aaahfixismz.
Paaaaaasta repeat.
damn he mad bruh
Don't spam you fucking faggot
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You're a fat loser. Did 4 years Krav Maga, I would fuck you up son.
Alright, buddy, you asked for it.
*takes out a pair of Nunchaku*
You are about to taste the wrath of 1,000 suns!
*spins the Nunchaku at amazing speeds, disorienting and blinding you*
Taste this!
*quickly lashes out with the Nunchaku, striking with alternating blows and masterful precision*
And how about this!
*wraps your fists up with the himo, and with a quick flick, breaks your wrists like two measly twigs*
Time for the finishing blow!
*starts spinning both Nunchaku, while doing dexterous flips and avoiding your clumsy kicks*
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*bludgeons you with both Nunchaku at the same time, using both the strength of a Lion and the speed of a Cheetah. This easily kills you*
Got anything else to say?!
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I didn't think so...
ill just get my cousin to fuck u up his name is boris morris. one time he bit a frogs head off. he just bit it right off i couldn't even stop him. he also taught me some bitchin ass judo moves last summer and I'm pretty sure he's got like an iQof like two hundred and something so yeah watch it brody
@692666084 calm down Satan
You piece of shiet ill get a hatchet cut you head off and shit down you throat and fuck your mouth, ears and eyes you fucking nigger
ITT: Summer
Very skillful indeed
But I never claimed to be anything but a big, floppy pussy.
If you can even reach little boy
>6"11 master race
when OP sucks cock for a living.
You're not the only one who went to war, homo.