>a white male in his 20s who just got out of college or is still in college who believes everything your professors tell you because you're too much of a dumbass to think for yourself >a white male in you're 20s who just got out of college is too poor to pay for shit because you're stupid and an asshole >An illegal immigrant >A whiny welfare leech >Some kid/adult who lives with your parents >Salty >Some white 26 year old fuckboi that goes from woman to woman with your dumbass collared shirt looking for sex because you're a selfish hog
Sup Forums summed up
Xavier Howard
I'm a married white male who is 34 years old and has a job. I come here for the lolz. And to laugh at internet trolls.
Justin Barnes
Why the fuck do you think it's a good idea to come here and be married at the same time?
Jacob Davis
>fuckboi confirmed nigger
Christopher Rogers
40 yr old married professional w/ three kids who always lurks because of the unique & high quality content
Angel Lee
You have three kids and you browse this shit? Dad of the year, dumbass.
Oliver Ortiz
120 y/ old who is here waiting for hitler to cum back
Dominic Wright
36 years old devops engineer and well off. I visit Sup Forums for teh lulz and memes
Andrew Sanders
it's *father faggot
Henry Ward
>married professional
Luke Gutierrez
27 year old starting a master's degree in september.
But yes, I'm white
Cooper Hill
Least you're honest
Camden Diaz
fuck you i'm only 75% white BLM!
Jaxon Morgan
30y oldfag here still doing this shit oh fo sho
Alexander Robinson
You forgot two.
>it's summer and you're some 15-16 year old cancerfag who heard about Sup Forums off the movie Pixels >you're a weeb NEET that's in his 20s and buys animu body pillows to spoon with, who regularly visits Tumblr
Austin Martin
@ 692699292 still counts as white, being the recessive gene
Angel Wilson
True
Luke Bell
Im a 20 year old who is working and hanging out with friends every day, generally not giving a fuck.
Broke yer system breh
Kayden Bennett
>start PhD program in January, mostly white, member of secret society and veteran of a couple of foreign wars. come for the Chinese cartoons.
Dominic Flores
I'm actually a muslimfag.
Easton Wilson
>a white, late-20s, self-entitled roofer who with an ugly wife, ugly kids, and no real motivation to do anything but bitch about how life and other people suck on the internet. ftfy
Kevin Mitchell
Damn, you got me!
Oliver Campbell
Forgot to add that, thanks
Dylan Sanchez
>married >job >browses Sup Forums
kay
Landon Bell
36 year old neet coling for the lols, tits and dankest of memes
Jackson Long
>high quality content
Jose Williams
Just curious, into which of these categories do you fall?
Austin Watson
So you're a pig?
Landon Murphy
see, there is hope. now bathe shitlord
Caleb Lopez
>Over 9000 year old Demi-God. I come here for your souls and your sins.
Juan Richardson
...
Jose Howard
I'm the idiot kid with nothing better to do but sit here and complain about shit when I really need to rethink my life.
Joseph Gonzalez
...
Nathaniel Sanchez
well, you can eat my dick...
Charles Cruz
>I'm going to eat a lot more than that.
Thomas Murphy
now we are talking baby Ba'al...
Noah Foster
Listen up fags in 16 and have been lurking for About 3-4 years. But yes I'm white
Robert Gutierrez
Insane... Described me perfectly in first paragraph...
Leo Long
I believe you. I'm 15 and been browsing for 3 years.
Cameron Rogers
Married Job Not white 39 Downloaded the app to my phone. Browse while taking a shit.
This isn't the special peoples club, its a popular website that a lot of people browse.
Adam Martin
Top kek
Nathan Foster
So you're basically just retarded?
Xavier James
Married Hispanic male. 30 years old. 2 kids. Med student. I've been here for a long time, don't you know you're here forever?
Aiden Morris
yes
Kayden Smith
I don't know if I fit the bill. I'm a 23 year old drug dealer who pulls a 100 k a year. I'm also spiritually enriched and quite the good Samaritan. Pic related : my 8 inch peter
Alexander Garcia
I think we have fucked.
Luke Davis
>I'm also spiritually enriched and quite the Good Samaritan >and quite the Good Samaritan >Good Samaritan