Sup Forums,
What did you want to be when you grow up?
What are you now?
Sup Forums,
What did you want to be when you grow up?
What are you now?
>Mad scientist
>Politician
police officer
police officer
Scientist
Network Engineer
I miss the old me.
I wanted to be a forest guard/keeper
I'm a part time teacher/security officer.
Happy
Sad and depressed
I wanted to be a Super Saiyan. I ended up an unemployed weeb.
nothing really
nothing really
Want to be fighter pilot ->
Get rejected by Navy ->
Become sysadmin
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>NBA player
>Engineer
Never had the height. I still wish I were an NBA player instead.
Hello, fellow officer.
Something
Nothing
wanted to be an astronaut
but astronauts dont even go to the moon anymore
This.
Not that we know.
Nasa Astronaut.
Currently a machinist.
>do your homework kids.
Drama therapist
Fresh out of high school
>pro skateboarder
>Electronic assembly
Electrical engineer
Doctor (switched to this path in undergrad)
I wanted to join the military, loved army movies and shit growing up
Now I'm a full time alcoholic, part time landscaper
Why'd you get rejected by the navy?
Astronaut, wanted to work for NASA and get to work on the ISS and take cool pictures from up there
I'm 24 and working at a gas station, have been robbed multiple times
Radio DJ
Truck Driver
Still get on CB and give other lonely fucks on the road a good show
Wanted to be a drummer.
>am now an IT dude and a rancher
That's crazy.
What caused the switch?
I wanted to be a lonely neet dwelling in my own shit playing boring games all day wondering if suicide isn't a better option.
Am currently a successful billionare.
whats CB? and what music do you play?
Living the dream, buddy.
I wanted to be a normal person, like the ones you see in commercials.
Im an average failure, like the ones you see in b threads
Army
Retail assistant
wanted to be in the army. destroyed my leg in basic. now i live in my parents house selling military stuff on ebay. i havent left the house in about 7 months. i have everything delivered.
>not being a professional failure
You can't even fail right.
I wanted to be loved
I wanted to be a potato farmer, now an alcoholic after learning to ferment potatoes
NSA
now i just listen to peoples calls
I wanted to be dead but now I'm on heroine waiting to die from an overdose
Something
Nothing
Firefighter/EMT
Firefighter/Paramedic
>Alive
>Numb
...
>White
>Nigger
When I grew up I wanted to be happy.
Now that I am grown up, I am depressed.
a square that fits nicely
a circle
Playwright
Banker
Somebody important
Suicidal failure
Wanted to love somebody and not be alone.... ducking numb and alone
Mad scientist
Garbage
Engineers get payed about a third as much as a doctor in a good specialty
There's a pay ceiling as an engineer and you work for someone else. You can always open your own practice as a doctor.
Those were my two biggest reasons.
mechanical engineer
ended up handling all domestic and international shipping for a medical company
>Army Ranger like my dad
>Surfing bum
Spiderman
Alcoholic Junkie piece of shit
I want to be a Microbiologist
>airline pilot (not jet fighter crap)
>research specialist
fml
Screenwriter
Nihilist
have a wife and kid
gay
>Archaeologist
>NEET
Whoa... That's a 360.
Paleontologist
Kayaking guide
Pretty happy with where I am now.
yeah i don't talk to him anymore...
>NFL player
>Currently a bodyguard for dumb rich people
Archeologist
Scientist at area 51
Also a machinist, and I did my homework. Made 50 Gs last month, all about playing your cards right.
>be 39
Haven't talked to my bio dad in 14 years.
I hear you, man.
Archeology
Head waiter in a posh casino
that's better, right?
Astronaut
Troll
Almost certainly bait . However I feel compelled to ask what you do there?
Astronomer
Computer desktop support manager.
fuck you
A chill stoner/surfer type dude who owns businesses and makes media (own a pizza shop, make movies, skateboard, make comic books, etc)
I was expecting this by my early twenties
I'm 21 in community college and im a stoner and i skate but i dont really do any of those other things. i deliver chinese food though and i can smoke on the job so thats clutch
i just always wanted to be a chill guy that has fun, and i am and i do. I'm just a loser and im lonely is all
It's because you're stupid
Quit being stupid
KEK
>firefighter
>junkie
>What did you want to be when you grow up?
I don't remember.
>What are you now?
I don't know.
thats pretty fucking sick actually dude. so you can like BS with other truckers on walkie talkies and play them music and shit?
if it makes you feel any better, i think thats cool as fuck
wfmu has the best Dj's in the world, im gonna tell about you next time i call in.
In ways. It's all good until some rich asshole wants to go clubbing and I gotta sit there and watch his dumbass flaunt a shit ton of money. It pays great so why complain eh?
I can tell you which one is more fun.
>What did you want to be when you grow up?
older
>What are you now?
older
god damnit twice in one night
This is the exact problem with stoners.
I smoke, but I'm no stoner.
You think that being a person who is "chill" is okay with women. The only women you're around, are around you because they get high off your stash.
That's it.
The reason you're alone is because no woman worth staying with would like you.
Lay off the pipe, man.
Damn, sucks you couldn't follow your dreams.
>happy
>sad
I was mostly referring to "career length"
I'm pretty sure you won't have to retire at 30 with bad knees and waiting for Alzheimer ...
Archaeologist
Archaeologist
>it's not as cool as you thought it would be, but it has i's moments.
>scientists
>in my 1st year of law school
Also,
>fighter pilot. (right of passage for a boy?... seems like it.)
> law clerk. (I guess the hours are better...?)
stay in school. do math. fuck, I'm 30 and doing grade12 calculus right now to make up for mistakes I made 10 years ago...
yay!
It's the 4th of July. Shouldn't you be breaking up parties and arresting some teenager with a little pot?
lmfao what the fuck? you got it alllll wrong man
>implying i said "I smoke, but I'm no stoner"
I dint say that anywhere, i actually said twice i'm a stoner. and wtf did i say about women? lmfao
i meant im lonely in general, i dont have alot of friends or company cause i live in the boondocks and i work all day.
>the only women around are around you because of your stash
????????????????
jumping to so many conclusions, i dont smoke any girls up
and saying no woman would like me? you're automatically assuming so much shit with absolutely NO base to bring it off of, i dont even tell people i smoke irl
>Some department of engineering
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>Just graduated high school.
Pornstar
Post vids
historian
economist
how far the mighty fall
Architect
Enterprise Software QA
...
Sorry mate, let me elaborate. The guys that hire me don't need me. AT ALL. But the create ways to need me by the way the want to live and act. I've had knives pulled on me, guns pulled on me (only two were real so far). Clubs in L.A. are shit. You get these people with money that for some reason think it's cool to hang out with gang members. So idk what would be worse. Taking a bullet or taking a hit from some oversized roided out behemoth
>a nigger
>a white person
Don't get me wrong, it's a great and rewarding profession, and i ended up having to take math and theory classes required for my apprenticeship. But I was a lazy peice of shit in high school, and it carried over into college where i dropped out of Perdue. Now i will never leave orbit.
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kek'd so fucking hard at this.