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What did you want to be when you grow up?

What are you now?

>Mad scientist
>Politician

police officer
police officer

Scientist
Network Engineer

I miss the old me.

I wanted to be a forest guard/keeper

I'm a part time teacher/security officer.

Happy
Sad and depressed

I wanted to be a Super Saiyan. I ended up an unemployed weeb.

nothing really
nothing really

Want to be fighter pilot ->
Get rejected by Navy ->
Become sysadmin

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>NBA player
>Engineer

Never had the height. I still wish I were an NBA player instead.

Hello, fellow officer.

Something
Nothing

wanted to be an astronaut
but astronauts dont even go to the moon anymore

This.

Not that we know.

Nasa Astronaut.
Currently a machinist.
>do your homework kids.

Drama therapist
Fresh out of high school

>pro skateboarder
>Electronic assembly

Electrical engineer
Doctor (switched to this path in undergrad)

I wanted to join the military, loved army movies and shit growing up
Now I'm a full time alcoholic, part time landscaper

Why'd you get rejected by the navy?

Astronaut, wanted to work for NASA and get to work on the ISS and take cool pictures from up there

I'm 24 and working at a gas station, have been robbed multiple times

Radio DJ
Truck Driver

Still get on CB and give other lonely fucks on the road a good show

Wanted to be a drummer.
>am now an IT dude and a rancher

That's crazy.
What caused the switch?

I wanted to be a lonely neet dwelling in my own shit playing boring games all day wondering if suicide isn't a better option.
Am currently a successful billionare.

whats CB? and what music do you play?

Living the dream, buddy.

I wanted to be a normal person, like the ones you see in commercials.

Im an average failure, like the ones you see in b threads

Army
Retail assistant

wanted to be in the army. destroyed my leg in basic. now i live in my parents house selling military stuff on ebay. i havent left the house in about 7 months. i have everything delivered.

>not being a professional failure

You can't even fail right.

I wanted to be loved

I wanted to be a potato farmer, now an alcoholic after learning to ferment potatoes

NSA
now i just listen to peoples calls

I wanted to be dead but now I'm on heroine waiting to die from an overdose

Something
Nothing

Firefighter/EMT
Firefighter/Paramedic

>Alive
>Numb

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>White

>Nigger

When I grew up I wanted to be happy.

Now that I am grown up, I am depressed.

a square that fits nicely

a circle

Playwright

Banker

Somebody important
Suicidal failure

Wanted to love somebody and not be alone.... ducking numb and alone

Mad scientist
Garbage

Engineers get payed about a third as much as a doctor in a good specialty
There's a pay ceiling as an engineer and you work for someone else. You can always open your own practice as a doctor.
Those were my two biggest reasons.

mechanical engineer

ended up handling all domestic and international shipping for a medical company

>Army Ranger like my dad
>Surfing bum

Spiderman
Alcoholic Junkie piece of shit

I want to be a Microbiologist

>airline pilot (not jet fighter crap)
>research specialist

fml

Screenwriter
Nihilist

have a wife and kid
gay

>Archaeologist

>NEET

Whoa... That's a 360.

Paleontologist
Kayaking guide

Pretty happy with where I am now.

yeah i don't talk to him anymore...

>NFL player

>Currently a bodyguard for dumb rich people

Archeologist
Scientist at area 51

Also a machinist, and I did my homework. Made 50 Gs last month, all about playing your cards right.

>be 39

Haven't talked to my bio dad in 14 years.

I hear you, man.

Archeology
Head waiter in a posh casino

that's better, right?

Astronaut
Troll

Almost certainly bait . However I feel compelled to ask what you do there?

Astronomer
Computer desktop support manager.

fuck you

A chill stoner/surfer type dude who owns businesses and makes media (own a pizza shop, make movies, skateboard, make comic books, etc)
I was expecting this by my early twenties
I'm 21 in community college and im a stoner and i skate but i dont really do any of those other things. i deliver chinese food though and i can smoke on the job so thats clutch

i just always wanted to be a chill guy that has fun, and i am and i do. I'm just a loser and im lonely is all

It's because you're stupid
Quit being stupid

KEK

>firefighter
>junkie

>What did you want to be when you grow up?
I don't remember.

>What are you now?
I don't know.

thats pretty fucking sick actually dude. so you can like BS with other truckers on walkie talkies and play them music and shit?

if it makes you feel any better, i think thats cool as fuck

wfmu has the best Dj's in the world, im gonna tell about you next time i call in.

In ways. It's all good until some rich asshole wants to go clubbing and I gotta sit there and watch his dumbass flaunt a shit ton of money. It pays great so why complain eh?

I can tell you which one is more fun.

>What did you want to be when you grow up?
older

>What are you now?
older

god damnit twice in one night

This is the exact problem with stoners.

I smoke, but I'm no stoner.

You think that being a person who is "chill" is okay with women. The only women you're around, are around you because they get high off your stash.

That's it.

The reason you're alone is because no woman worth staying with would like you.

Lay off the pipe, man.

Damn, sucks you couldn't follow your dreams.

>happy
>sad

I was mostly referring to "career length"
I'm pretty sure you won't have to retire at 30 with bad knees and waiting for Alzheimer ...

Archaeologist
Archaeologist
>it's not as cool as you thought it would be, but it has i's moments.

>scientists
>in my 1st year of law school

Also,

>fighter pilot. (right of passage for a boy?... seems like it.)

> law clerk. (I guess the hours are better...?)

stay in school. do math. fuck, I'm 30 and doing grade12 calculus right now to make up for mistakes I made 10 years ago...

yay!

It's the 4th of July. Shouldn't you be breaking up parties and arresting some teenager with a little pot?

lmfao what the fuck? you got it alllll wrong man
>implying i said "I smoke, but I'm no stoner"
I dint say that anywhere, i actually said twice i'm a stoner. and wtf did i say about women? lmfao

i meant im lonely in general, i dont have alot of friends or company cause i live in the boondocks and i work all day.

>the only women around are around you because of your stash

????????????????
jumping to so many conclusions, i dont smoke any girls up

and saying no woman would like me? you're automatically assuming so much shit with absolutely NO base to bring it off of, i dont even tell people i smoke irl

>Some department of engineering
---------------------------------
>Just graduated high school.

Pornstar

Post vids

historian
economist

how far the mighty fall

Architect
Enterprise Software QA

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Sorry mate, let me elaborate. The guys that hire me don't need me. AT ALL. But the create ways to need me by the way the want to live and act. I've had knives pulled on me, guns pulled on me (only two were real so far). Clubs in L.A. are shit. You get these people with money that for some reason think it's cool to hang out with gang members. So idk what would be worse. Taking a bullet or taking a hit from some oversized roided out behemoth

>a nigger
>a white person

Don't get me wrong, it's a great and rewarding profession, and i ended up having to take math and theory classes required for my apprenticeship. But I was a lazy peice of shit in high school, and it carried over into college where i dropped out of Perdue. Now i will never leave orbit.

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kek'd so fucking hard at this.