So I quit my job and bought a boat. She'll need considerable work before she's fit to sail the Atlantic, but will be ready to go in the next 3 months.
Because I have no creativity for names, Dubs offer name suggestions from which I will have to chose 1 from. If wild trips appear, then all dubs are ignored and I will choose from the trips, which will probably just be the 1. Quads is an instant-win and the thread ends.
Please refrain from "Boaty McBoatface", or any other boat-name-meme, but unlike Science Minister Jo Johnson, I will respect whatever outcome the rolls decide.
lol. I'd become very friendly with customs officers from all over the world if I named my boat after the infamous hacker Sup Forums.
Angel Powell
Jews Peril
Jaxson Barnes
winrar
Oliver Martinez
Already going great for you OP
My suggestion: The USS Captained by a Massive Faggot
John Sanchez
Das Boot
Jaxson Miller
Sir-boats-alot has it so far :)
Ryder Green
B04TZ0R
Adam Brooks
Holo-coast
Henry Hughes
The dirty oar
Gavin Phillips
Cum Supertanker
Nathan Perry
No dude, you can't sail my boat. You have school to attend.
Jeremiah Perry
I cant think of any sailing puns sorry bro
James Walker
Hahahahaah xD roll
Lucas Stewart
reroll
Nolan Perez
>The tiny-dick-dinghy
Caleb Robinson
Reddit
Nicholas Ortiz
I'm gonna name my boat, beer for sail
Mason Mitchell
The Big Booaty
Bentley Allen
Fancy Lad
Jayden Wood
Boat Trash V
Evan Bennett
4sea
Blake Allen
Tit-antic
Elijah Wright
The dutchmans typhoon
Dylan Long
Helmsman isn't the skipper.
Rolling for: OP is a faggot
Levi Powell
winner winner chiner dinner
Mason Thomas
edcrftvgyhu
Liam Taylor
+1
Aaron Stewart
Senpai-chan
Nicholas Gutierrez
The Event Horizon
or HMS Mootikins
Lincoln Thompson
dubs doubling down on that one
Brayden Jackson
cirrhosis of the river
Ayden Price
Bounding Bane
Evan Roberts
desu
Colton James
Tsipras
Tyler Rivera
The Sea Ward (Get it??)
Eli Walker
nigger
Asher Rogers
Chum guzzler
Jose Morales
The Slave Ship
Joshua Martin
Sup Forums
Josiah Ortiz
HMS Holocaust
Matthew Lopez
niggasail
Owen King
Rusty Bucket
Logan Cook
Haha, I can see OP screaming this to the coast guard as he sinks. "OP IS A FAG! OP IS A FAG! OP IS A FAAAAAAA----"
Dominic Parker
USS Faggotry
Hunter James
The Killer Kracker Krew
David Ross
Tar Baby
Justin Nguyen
The SS Cumbucket
Jack Rogers
Underrated post
Cameron Clark
The Salty Seaman
Evan Morris
DING DING WINRAR
Eli Rogers
The Emilia
Landon Turner
Clits rule
Connor Richardson
I guess I won the thread
Isaiah Williams
winrar!
Lincoln Powell
Saw a vessel come through town the other day called "Polifician".
Nathan Wright
Perky Lemon
Levi Miller
Hair pie
James Fisher
Jessie simpson
Hudson Long
Oh shiet quads
Oliver Morgan
...
Justin Russell
Stormin' Norman
RIP my seafaring grandpa :(
Also, are you planning to single-hand her? A 50 footer is pretty ambitious and would make you pretty heavily reliant on autopilots and whizzbang power winches etc.
Michael Scott
OH BABY
Evan Sanchez
HEH
Aiden Johnson
OP here. Fuck. Me. Unfortunately, I can't legally have "SS" because that's for steam ships. Cumbucket could work if i got fancy with the "C" to make it look more like a G or something... ah, quads truly have spoken.
Ayden Smith
Oh shit, have fun with you 150k$ cumbucket OP
Connor Young
Win-fucking-rar
Lucas Sanders
The great space coaster
Easton Diaz
Sundance Kid
Robert Jones
Might need to do chumbucket to make it more pc They might not register a boat with such a foul name
Noah Gray
Nigger
Oliver Lee
Reroll
Caleb Baker
Just name it The Cumbucket or just Cumbucket and put the number of the user's post with quads, he deserves it
Dylan Jenkins
Do something steamy with it. Have a steam powered tea pot aboard. Fuck the law!!
I did the same thing a few years ago. Sailed around south Florida and the Bahamas. Here's my wife taken by me. Identifying information blocked for obvious reasons.
Bentley Reyes
Well, that works too, I guess. Are you going to give it a try, anyways?
David Smith
Whyd you quit? Do you have a lot of cash saved up or invested? Also, why not file for a sabbatical?
Xavier Nelson
Titanic
Sebastian Cook
I'm going to find a crew to sail with me closer to the time, ideally someone who can cook and someone who can fish. Basically, if you do the odd night-shift, you can have a room to sleep. But not paid. Ideally i'll find a blonde travel-blogger, hah, but I think more likely a fellow-programmer who's sick of being indoors all day.
