Okay, so I had sex with my girlfriend about 4 or 5 days ago and I felt my penis pulsate inside her a couple of times - but it didnt feel like i came inside her. Her nipples have been hurting the past few days - just her nipples, her boobs dont feel tender or anything.
gtfo if all you're gonna say is how im fucked, or "enjoy taking care of your offspring"
You're fucked cunt, enjoy taking care of your offspring mate.
Nicholas Martinez
post nude pictures of your girlfriend and we will help.
Dylan Walker
...
Gabriel Thomas
precum can get the job done, good luck.
Chase Ward
she has breastcancer so ya save Sup Forumsro
Luke Brooks
Come back in 9 months and tell us how it feels when "your" kid comes out black.
Cameron Anderson
This exactly. What are you, sexually illiterate?
Brandon Ramirez
I was fucking my girlfriend once, felt a rip as I was cumming. Ended up giving her a full on creampie. Few days later her nips/tits started hurting. I told her over and over she was prego. She insisted she wasn't, and that it was just her period. About 2 weeks later she called me at fucking 3 in the god damn morning, turns out I was right. So... My advice for you is start saving up for an abortion.
Luke Turner
Dude it takes a few weeks for the egg to even begin to grow...aka she will not even show signs of pregnancy for at least a month...Google it man chill out
Ian Lopez
is she on the pill or no? how far into her cycle is she?
Carson Martin
precum can contain cum, you basically came without the amazing feel of cumming so your shitty fucking session turned out to be your future boy or girl congrats
Josiah Wilson
Prolly getting her period, my girls nips get sore before aunt flow visits
Joshua Lopez
^
Jose Barnes
I hope it's twins.
Nicholas Lewis
the thing is she is against her having an abortion.
Caleb Howard
she isnt on the pill. and she told me it was her best time to get preggers.... she took plan b a couple of days later since there wasnt anywhere we could get some at the time.
Jace Carter
Time to practice your right hook, nigger.
Brody Peterson
You're fucked, enjoy taking care of your offspring.
John Phillips
> doesn't know if he came inside her
virgin detected.
Adrian Garcia
jesus OP, are you stupid ? you have heard this kind of stories from other, yet you still dont think about it, do you even have a brain to think 2 weeks ahead ? does months of worrying worth to risk few minutes of risk ?
Chase Morris
> precum can contain cum Precum is cum you fucking idiot.
James Roberts
Don't listen to these fags op. Precum doesn't contain sperm unless you came already and didn't piss before the next round. Pulling out is the most effective form of birth control if you aren't an idiot.
Use a condom next time since you're a retard.
Christian Parker
Same with my girlfriend. I mean... Your life isn't over... But... Being a good father takes a fair amount of time if you're not a piece of shit that ignores their child... So... Enjoy stretching the time frame for your life plans.
Alexander Green
So everyone just calls it different things for fun? Fucking think before you type, mate.
Carter Collins
Here's your advice.
You're a faggot
Caleb Parker
>I fuck without condoms > don't tell me I'm going to have a kid Op how fucking stupid can you get
Liam Rogers
Itt people who don't understand goddamn anything
Wear condoms you fucking idiots, you should not be breeding
Jason Long
precum isn't cum you assclown but it can contain it
Camden Jenkins
That quick probably means she is fucking someone else tbhfam. Hate to tell you but she can be pregnant and you would know if you came, and if you didnt there is only that obvious explanation.
Hopefully its not like some mulely baby or something.
Camden Moore
hang yourself, just...end it right here right now
Gavin Morales
dubs don't lie
Owen Smith
Slip her some pills which cause abortion
Aiden Moore
make some diy pixie sticks and crush an abortion pill into hers. Say you saw the idea on your timeline and thought she'd like it.
you're welcome.
Anthony Cook
Just push her down the stairs or tell her you want to get kinky and shove a clothes hanger up there
Zachary Barnes
Precum does not contain sperm cells, unless you've ejaculated relatively shortly before, in which case sperm cells can be stuck inside your urethra and be pushed out with the precum.
"Cum" is not the same as "sperm cells". The sperm cells actually only make up a tiny fraction of cum. I strongly suspect this poster is kidding, so my comment is more for those following the thread.
Ryder Edwards
>Few days later her nips/tits started hurting.
Doesn't work that fast virginfag
Austin Ramirez
This
Elijah Evans
Everything but the sperm.
Generally it only gets in there if one of your valves is loose or you havent pissed since the last time you came.
Kevin Jenkins
Fucking idiots. Precum only has cum if you beat off and haven't taken a piss before fucking. Don't listen to them. Would take at least two months to feel any signs as well.
Dylan Myers
Actually it took two weeks for me to find out.
Matthew Gonzalez
yep she's pregnant
Christian Reyes
That dosent work unless u take it the day after. You can cause te baby to have birth defects after a couple days.
Ayden Ramirez
Yeah you go believe that moron, you might get Lucky few dozens times but just one will Fuck you up for good
Hunter Johnson
>i pulsated i do this into my onahole, since im a loser who can't get a GF. i'm like 80% sure that pulsate is you shooting some sperm. it's like in between ejaculating and edging, only happens when you're inside something.
Blake Lopez
I had a girlfriend who would tell me she thought she was preggo due to her being nauseous or a week late on her period or some shit almost every month. She never was. Glad I got out of that. She liked the attention of my panic I think
Colton Flores
This. Like 5 plan Bs ground up in her orange juice. Disclaimer: This is not factual supported advice, may result in her permanent damage/disability or death, and cannot be taken seriously.
Benjamin Ward
Same shit happened to me. Here I am almost 2 years later watching my daughter eat cap'n crunch
Cooper Clark
Doesn't work unless you take it very soon after.
You're fucked, man.
Why didn't you use a condom, or why didn't you use contraceptives?
wait for 4 weeks and ask her to do a pregnancy test if she miss her period.
Thomas Bailey
A retard calling someone else a retard. Beautiful.
Ian Peterson
Sore tittys huh? Sounds like she's going to have twins OP.
Angel Morgan
such a gỎ͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮Ỏ͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮d idea lmao
Robert Phillips
This is why you murricans need better sex ed.
Noah Martin
So, your a dad now? Got any tips?
Aiden Wilson
Your Fucked OP...better start stocking up on diapers