HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher checkpoint!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher checkpoint!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Anti Nazi organization affiliate, shot on sight.
2 - Regular German citizen, released.
3 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp.
4 - Gestapo, released.
5 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
9 - Nazi soldier on leave, released.
0 - Disabled individual, arrested & sent to German asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: you break out, if 6-9: you stay in the asylum. 0 = Sane & legally released.

88 - Kommandant, released.
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, honored & released.
x4 - Eva Braun herself. Glory to Deutschland!

I am not a jew. I am not a jew. I am not a jew.

when ur tryna play fallout but then your mom comes in with her asshole stretched open saying come and explore this waisteland

What? Questioning? Well, you will see my papers are very consistent with my uniform. Very non-jewlike. Non suspicious.

Nein unterling. Ich bin oberstürmführer Großhandel. ICH GIB DIR BEFÄHLE! HEIL HITLER!

Hail Hitler

Ich bin so reich. Millionen euro in der schwieze.

AÑANGA

Fuck

Guten tag!

DIE JUDEN!

Ich auch!

Reroll

Iz there a problem, Mein Senpai?

Darn, in a POW camp

DER HOMOSEXUELLE

Rolls

nothing bad here

Stimmt. Da ist ein homosexueller jude..

rerolling

sieg heil

Ich bin Hanz Müller, Wehrmacht.

Rollin

Fuck, you guys caught me. Rolling for a release

Sieg heil

fuck nigt

Well done user, now go back home to your American family.

XD

re roll

double 7? fucking serious...

Reroll

Of course the fag to type "XD" is mentally retarded.

H-Here is the papers, sir...

Potato

Sorry, Lost my papers...

roll

roll

Guten tag mein kommerade

It says here that you're a very big Nazi party supporter!

Heil Hitler & glory to Deutschland!

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As a blond haired blue-eyed, 6 foot white male, I am confident in my ability to succeed.

roll

Roll

hHAHAHAH
also roll

Shit. I'm a mongo. Lemme reroll

Rollan

plz no jew

Nice try, JUDEN!

...

Lassen Sie uns sehen, was passiert.

goin for that eva

Foxy roll!

Hallo Männer! Wie geht's da?

>goin for that auschwitz

I just want a quiet life

Sieg Hail

Roll

heil mine für

They saw I was part Irish, but still respected my heritage.

roll'n

rollerino

ICH BIN DEUTSCHER

Reroll for scape

,.

re roll

14/88

You do realize that that this photo was taken in Ireland...Checkpoint on Inniscarra Bridge during World War II.

Check my papers, sir

This shit is getting worse

...

I don't think anyone cares but thanks anyway

I swear I'm not gay!

lolrooll

The papers are gone

Ein deutscher jude...

I hope everything's in order

Reroll

HEIL HITLER

HEIL ROLLLER

Rollllin again

ROLOLOLOLOL

Warum?

No worries, SS.

Sieg Heil!

ich bein rolling

Добрый День

take it easy on post brothers, keep our cities safe.

9 get

Heil Hitler!

Rollio

Guteng mein officer.

rolling for homosexual

Rolling

heil mein fuhrer

No worries. Check my even dubs and let an SS officer through, why don't ya?

Bruh

Ihr Amis kämpfen sowieso alle wie weiber..

I am not a jew

Well fuck

Reroll

O NOES
They caught me :P