Got any good Pokemon Go stories so far Sup Forums?

Got any good Pokemon Go stories so far Sup Forums?
I'll start.

>be me today, hanging out with bro on adventure catching pokemon near our neighborhood
>live near ocean
>ass loads of water-type pokemon caught
>topest of keks
>friend leaves, head over to local park
>park stretches to about 1.5 miles
>someone puts a lure module at playground
>people fucking come swarming in hoardes of 3-5
>ages 12-40 people gather around
>about 25 people in total
>everyone talking to one another about pokemon
>mfw so many people are coming together and socializing because of pokemon
>mfw ive been catching pokemon for 6 straight hours and my feet hurt

>hear that poke go is finally available
>Check store
>Not their
>Next day
>Check again
>Their
>Try it out
>Sucks
>Uninstall

>Live in buttfuckistan where nothing happens
>Walk a few blocks down to the shopping district
>Only seen weedles, ratata, and the ocasional Venonat
>See Eevee in front local Marshall's
>Get hyped as fuck
>Game crashes.
>"Our servers are experiencing issues, please come back later"

That was the most depressing walk home i've had in a long time.

This game sounds great for picking up teens, think any would come inside my house if I lured them with promises of pokemon?

>hear that poke go is finally available
>Check store
>Not their
>Next day
>Check again
>Their
>Try it out
>Turns out I have to leave the house and walk around to catch pokemon
>Fuck this I'm too fat and lazy
>Uninstall

Sounds like it's your fault

nearby pokemon show up on the screen

>pedo-0
>teens-1

(this is op)
I actually seen a lot of teens walk around but they're quite cautious of their surroundings (Theres cliffs near the ocean of where i live)

>Be me
>Got game early
>Game runs like shit on my 2012 Android
>MFW I can't catch them all

I guess I'll have to hang around the parks and tempt kids with my phone. Maybe use a line like "hey I got this one oh dang I left my phone in my car hey why not just follow me there and save some time?"

Fuck u learn their, there, and they're you piece of shit

Considering you type u instead of you I don't think you have room to criticize

>mfw my phone is piece of shit and it don't work

That's cause I'm a lazy piece of shit, not because I don't know fucking grammar rules.

How do you guys play this in public and not look retarded?

I want to play but pacing around and pointing my camera at a sidewalk is meh

You have to have a love for the game brah, if you can't do it without feeling self conscious I got news for you: quit playin and uninstall

I just pretend like im lost and keep walking when i encounter pokemon s

I ended up finding this place. 1/6

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Hole was too dark, and my battery was at 1% while taking these, also, forget the 6th pic it's the same as 5

that really looks like fun
what area do you live in?
>LA, city near port

San Bruno, California, near san fransisco

by LA, i mean Los Angeles